funkyguy926

[funkyguy926]

Once again, I’ve never seen fable smp

@whosthere54

[funkyguy926]

SO.

Once upon a time there was this discord friend of mine named sunflower. She created this gacha voice acting series. And ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE FUCKING FELL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH

like no texts, nothing

Fast forward to today (THREE YEARS LATER) and we find her NEW TIK TOK and she’s acting really weird

So yeah bottom line, I thought she was dead lmao but she’s back apparently?

@whosthere54

[funkyguy926]

So I went to see the re-release of Revenge of the Sith in theaters with my friends because I’m really normal

But why did my friend- the bastard they are- (/aff love you pookie) look me in the eyes and go “Hey, hey look, it’s Icarus Morningstar”

When looking at Anakin Skywalker

[funkyguy926]

Hi I wanna explain this roleplay/dnd thing I’m doing

Daughter of Lucifer is sent to earth. Why? Who the fuck knows. Probably something she did in a past life

Who does she meet but a trans kid who has no powers what so ever but has yet had to deal with demons, angels, gods, etc.

While the daughter of Lucifer is really fucking confused, WHO SHOULD BE CHASING HER DOWN BUT LILITH. WHY? I DONT FUCKING KNOW???

I’m having such a great time

(I’m playing the trans kid)

[funkyguy926]

@whosthere54 you can’t escape if I don’t let you :)

"the boob on ich plague." -a german person with chest dysphoria.

I dont want people to find this

[funkyguy926]

If I’m Odysseus

Fighting monsters and gods

Then who is my polites

Who is the one I’m destined to lose when all they have done is help me

If I am Odysseus, forcing myself awake and protecting my men

Who is my euryleuss

The one who will betray me

The one who was my brother

If I am Odysseus, using my wit and charm to get to my wife

Who is my Athena

The one who taught me how to be a warrior of the mind and protected my son

If I am Odysseus, spending 20 years away from home and not knowing my son

Who will be my Penelope

The one waiting for me after all this time and being loyal

That face that keeps me going when all is dark

Anyways just something I wrote

[funkyguy926]

This is very me core

he's like a patron saint to me

[funkyguy926]

I absolutely love torturing my friend

So let me explain

My friend really loves the fable SMP mainly Icarus Morningstar so at random times I’ll bring him up

See a character that’s him coded? I bring him up

Random time I wrote his name on their arm (it didn’t come off for a while)

And they just give me this look and it’s really funny

[funkyguy926]

Multi fandom shit post I had in the bathroom bare with me

Percy Jackson (12y) is a padawan under master Chiron. He’s been studying the force and how it works but really hasn’t started using it yet. Well he gets put on a mission with Annabeth chase, who trains under master Athena, because someone stole an ancient Jedi artifact from the head of the Jedi council, master zeus.

Annabeth and Percy go on the mission with GR0V3R, a bi-pedal droid. They run into a bounty hunter named ares, an imperial commander named Medusa, and a gray Jedi named hades.

They thought hades took it but turns out it wasn’t him.

When they get back to the Jedi temple, then find Luke castellan actually a Sith apprentice. Before they can fight him, he escapes in a star ship.

So yeah lol Star Wars X Percy Jackson

[funkyguy926]

When i get them im calling them Tofu and Marshmallow

[funkyguy926]

So hey. The last of us right?

(I say crying on the floor)

[funkyguy926]

Wow- shit about me ig lmao

- I got a name, and it’s a male name too/ref

But yeah I’m ember

- ⚠️ I AM A MINOR ⚠️

That doesn’t mean don’t interact if you’re over the age of 18, it means don’t be a fucking creep please :)

- Bi and genderfuild

-mythology lover and cat lover

I fear I don’t post much but like hey, I’m here

I normally just rant about shows I watch

But yeah, that’s me

Sincerely, the breakfast club (SOMEONE TAKE MY PHONE AWAY.) 

[funkyguy926]

THIS. OMFG THIS. I NEED MORE BIRDS

minecraft needs more birds. there are like two birds in the whole of minecraft and i find that unacceptable. where are the fucking ducks

[funkyguy926]

Hey yall I got a question

Is it ridiculous that my academic English teacher has a harder work then the honors class? Because this is genuinely the situation I’m in. I have a 61% in the class right now because after talking to people I’ve found out that she grades at an AP level. I have everything but 2 things submitted for the class and have learned nothing in the said class.

Last year I liked my teacher and I enjoyed the class. I can fully say she has made me hate English classes again.

Kinda just asking an AITA situation

[funkyguy926]

Played Minecraft with my friend today and we got these amazing photos of Odysseus (I was singing remember me from the cyclops saga)

Also this is my cat, what should his name be

edit: FORGOT TO TAG MY FRIEND @whosthere54

[funkyguy926]

Bro is literally anywhere but Ithaca

For anyone that’s wondering, the skin pack is called Greek mythology something

[funkyguy926]

Ok so I was sitting in my math class doing work when That’s So True by Gracie Abrams (great song btw) and for some reason I started thinking about descendants, evie specifically and how this song would fit her kinda wanting mal

SO THEN I REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT

SHE PROBABLY WOULDNT HAVE EVEN REALIZED SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH MAL UNTIL MAL WAS WITH BEN. THEN SHED PROBABLY BE REALLY CONFUSED BECAUSE OF THE IDEA OF BEING WITH A PRINCE WAS DRILLED INTO HER SINCE BIRTH.

and I know that’s what some people have to go through and then I cry about it