fxxx-off-watson
fxxx-off-watson
No Shit Sherlock
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fuckjng around and finding outFeel free to use any of my prompts.
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fxxx-off-watson · 7 days ago
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fxxx-off-watson · 8 days ago
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I work at senior living and have for years. I am closer to these people than their grandchildren. So who will take care of you? An underpaid overworked young adult who cares too much and is constantly taken advantage of. But will consider it worth it because they are more the residents family than their own.
The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.
Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."
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fxxx-off-watson · 19 days ago
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New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.
There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.
If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:
"I like your shoelaces."
The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:
"Thanks! I stole them from the president."
I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.
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fxxx-off-watson · 22 days ago
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fxxx-off-watson · 28 days ago
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fxxx-off-watson · 1 month ago
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I’m living for how the hands are in different positions. Like the purple are caressing and the blue are stiff.
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“it’s not easy for me either.”
been forgetting to post here but I’m so proud of this one!
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fxxx-off-watson · 1 month ago
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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fxxx-off-watson · 1 month ago
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They have my favorite gluten free flours too! I’ve used and preferred them for years for cooking and baking!
According to the company’s website, “Baking Pitchfest 2024” offers a product edition geared toward baking brands founded and owned by people of color across the U.S., and a bakery edition, which focuses on people of color-owned bakeries in the Northeast and Washington state. “Half mentorship, half competition, Baking Pitchfest is an accelerator program designed to foster greater inclusivity and creativity in the baking world by providing equitable opportunities for People of Color entrepreneurs,” the website states, adding that winners will receive financial support, mentorship, and exposure. But the initiative has generated outrage amongst conservatives online, who have blasted the competition eligibility rules as discriminatory against white people.
One X user critical of King Arthur Baking’s contest posted an email she received from the company in response to her complaining. “Helping build joyful, equitable communities that celebrate diversity is an important part of who we are as a company,” the email states, later adding: “We love baking with anyone and everyone. Our simple expectation is that everyone show respect for one another.”
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fxxx-off-watson · 2 months ago
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@samreich card against humanity the musical please
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fxxx-off-watson · 2 months ago
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fxxx-off-watson · 2 months ago
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I don’t like ocs. I don’t like reader insert. Very rarely do I like first person (I don’t have any ideas why I don’t). Many people don’t.
Do them anyway. Who fucking cares if assholes like your oc or art or fic? There’s filters. Write it, draw it, create it because it brings you joy.
I like so much oc art because I love it. I don’t love the oc, I love the person who made it. I love their passion. When I filter out reader insert and the number of fics drops significantly, my first thought is damn someone else has found their niche.
You don’t have to like everything you come across. People don’t have to like everything you make. There are filters and block buttons and a back button. You like it that is enough to make it. If you share it you are gonna find people who’s favorite thing is the type of content you are creating.
I am rather picky with the fandom content I consume. That’s on me and no one else. I still adore the fact that you made it for you, even if it’s not for me.
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fxxx-off-watson · 2 months ago
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My boyfriend hides them when I come over because I have a fear of things with eyes. It is appreciated to be accommodated, while still getting the full tour of the collection on FaceTime.
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fxxx-off-watson · 2 months ago
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reblog this if your icon could kill a man
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fxxx-off-watson · 2 months ago
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The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.
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fxxx-off-watson · 2 months ago
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I have over 50 allergies and intolerances, stomach issues, skin conditions, chronic pain, etc. Me eating a meal or buying anything really is at the very least double what it costs the next person.
fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism
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fxxx-off-watson · 2 months ago
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put three f/f ships you like in the tags. doesnt matter how obscure or embarrassing the media, go for it. and no, your m/m ship doesnt count as women
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fxxx-off-watson · 2 months ago
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Reblog this if you’re polyamorous, searching for a cryptid, trying to communicate with demons, willing to throw a Molotov cocktail at a police car, really want more tattoos/piercings, or just really love nonbinary people.
No one will ever know which one 👀
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