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I posted this on TikTok and Talya saw and reposted it!!! This makes me so freaking happy 🥰🥰🥰

Odysseus finally getting home after 20 years:

Telemachus & Athena:

"He is bright, and I am stimulating; we deserve each other."

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Well... I'm physically safe. Probably.

Emotionally though...?

the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!

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I've never met a single person irl with the name Schuyler.

Never learned anything about the Schuyler family or why they're significant enough to have shit named after them.

There's a street in my city called Schuyler.

It's just a residential road and I don't know anybody that lives even near that neighborhood.

I just kind of end up driving on it sometimes because there's a restaurant a few streets away that I really like.

I can't even think of a book I've ever ready where it appears.

So what I'm trying to say is I spent most of my life never having had a reason to say it out loud nor having someone say it to me.

I had no idea how it was pronounced until I watched Hamilton for the first time after it released on Disney+.

In my head I've always pronounced is Shoo-ler.

And honestly, I still do when I see it written

(unless I lm specifically reading something Hamilton related)

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Percy Jackson but he drops out of uni and goes to trade school instead.

He becomes a plumber.

He works for a big company for a while to make a steady income while Annabeth finishes school and establishes her own career.

Then he takes a leap and opens his own business.

He builds a reputation as the kindest, quickest, most honest, most fairly priced plumber in the city.

You called him for the leak in your shower but he also went ahead and fixed that sink faucet with the slow drip because he had the time, no charge, obviously.

When he tells you he's gonna have to break into the drywall to get to the problem and you think he's just scamming for more money, he highlights the bit in his contract where it says he'll pay for the repairs and owe you money if he's wrong. (He's never wrong.)

He will lecture you for flushing shit you ain't supposed to be flushing, but he does it without making you feel embarrassed or guilty.

If he's called to replace toilet guts, he will offer to teach you how to replace them yourself so you don't have to pay for the labor next time.

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Rip Odysseus you would've loved Waze

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Percy Jackson but he drops out of uni and goes to trade school instead.

He becomes a plumber.

He works for a big company for a while to make a steady income while Annabeth finishes school and establishes her own career.

Then he takes a leap and opens his own business.

He builds a reputation as the kindest, quickest, most honest, most fairly priced plumber in the city.

You called him for the leak in your shower but he also went ahead and fixed that sink faucet with the slow drip because he had the time, no charge, obviously.

When he tells you he's gonna have to break into the drywall to get to the problem and you think he's just scamming for more money, he highlights the bit in his contract where it says he'll pay for the repairs and owe you money if he's wrong. (He's never wrong.)

He will lecture you for flushing shit you ain't supposed to be flushing, but he does it without making you feel embarrassed or guilty.

If he's called to replace toilet guts, he will offer to teach you how to replace them yourself so you don't have to pay for the labor next time.

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RIP Eurylochus you would've loved UberEats

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Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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as an adult that gets it: hilarious.

as a former neurodivergent kiddo that often did/said things seriously and was recieved with inexplicable laughter from surrounding grown-ups: COMPLETELY FUCKING TRAUMATIZING.

That cackle in the background has stirred some long forgotten trauma and my entire body is on the fucking edge.

Discussing my body responses below the break. I should probably put a more thoughtful content warning but my brain won't let me and I just need to get this out so I can move on with my fucking evening and hopefully get some actual fucking sleep for the first fucking time in 2 fucking weeks.

I want to run away and hide (even though Im home by myself)

I want to raid my roomie's liquor cabinet (I haven't overconsumed since 2020, but even at my lowest, I never took a single drop from their stash)

I want to take the entire 🍃 edible instead of my usual dose so I can dissociate into the void and never think again (which won't happen; I doubled up once on accident and had a fucking panic attack so)

Instead I'm sobbing into my phone, trying to get these urges out of my body without acting on any of them while I neglect the animals who should've been served dinner an hour ago.

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*Percy Jackson enters the chat*

Calypso: Of all the men that could have washed up on my shore... I had to fall in love with the ONE wifeguy in all of Greek Mythology!

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Everytime this comes across my dash I see "for the sea is unpredictable like jazz"

currently obsessed with the idea of everyone viewing percy as a forced to never be messed with. for the sea is unpredictable and does not like to be restrained and all that jazz. except, frank and hazel. who only see him as just a little guy. a soldier left to his own devices out on the streets with nothing to comfort him but a panda pillow pet and a lingering memory of a girl he loves. he's just a little guy you guys.

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so you’re telling me this whole time hades, poseidon or zeus couldve just banged a dude?? imagine another big 3 kid rolls into camp and they’re like “oh ur dad broke the oath… which means you’re gonna have to pay for it…” and this kids like “lol which dad?”

no oath broken. loophole of the century.

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Picrew chain!!!

Make your blogsona* as a duck! Here's mine!

Link: https://picrew.me/share?cd=rf4PJJeLBP

Tag as many people as you like!

*How your blog would look as a x (in this case a duck). Include your online personality and the content you reblog, for example!

My tags: @almosthumanjessi @animal-lover-forever @anglptera @anything-for-my-moony-1971 @bleep-bloop-boo @bored-dromaeosaur @calypso10191 @chaoticgremlin-1 @cheekyboybeth @dandelionflowery @dracosleftarsecheek @erimeows @green-001 @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @i-eat-so-much-grass @klondyke-the-bear @legaltrashgoblin @lemmeeatacrylicpaint @littlegayduck @maryland-officially @monarchofthequeerpotatoes @mushroom-music @nanochittle @names-confuse-me @nyx-taylors-version @onceinalifetimexperiencebuttwice @osmoticneuron @potato276 @ravenwordss @saintperseus-deactivated2024082 (does anyone know their new blog? idk y they have been deactivated) @savj2003 @schistostegapennata @sentientballofpeas @servinny @silentprincessofhyrule @someone-kill-the-ej @that-dam-heartstopper-fan @touslin @thecrazyalchemist @theetherealraphael @unstableunicornsofasgard @uhmmmmaixllezhere @yourlocalbadgerscales @2xhbergggg @26mayflowers :33

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Do you think how in the anamatics for God games, the little interlude after Athena got hit with lightning the first time, when she meets baby telemachus. She's the goddess of wisdom and war and she's terrified when Odysseus let's her hold his son, because she doesn't know what to do.

She is a maiden goddess who never had children, save the one she adopted. She was birthed from her father's skull as an adult after he tried to murder her and her mother so she was never treated gently since she was never a baby. Even baby Hercules she helps in some myths by giving him to hera to breastfeed, not herself.

How strange it must have been for Athena to hold such a weak, Defenseless creature and have love replace fear. She knows how much Odysseus and Penelope love their son the moment he was born.

So for telemachus' sake she goes to return his father to him, in doing so faces and is punished for it by her own.

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There's no way I haven't completely fucked up every single one of my algorithms by the surely unhinged number of times I've searched the Piña Colada song in the last 48hrs

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I had a dream where in god games Apollo asked Athena for Odysseus’s kidney since he was the god of medicine and she was just like. Yeah bet. Anyways it’d be kinda funny if Odysseus woke up to Hermes one day like

“Yo, Odysseus, you can leave under one condition.”

“What? What is it? I’ll do anything?”

“…”

“Is it my”

“It’s your kidney, yeah”