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In a parallel universe, different civilizations sprung and flourished in planets of their own, so no colonization, wars, trade, or influence happened between them. As an added bonus, their mythologies are real, and they are now aware of each other's presence and an all out battle royale is coming.
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"... because I don't have any happiness left in me."
*points at person*
"Because that's my happiness right there."
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Hmmm, to anyone who understands this language, you may find it funny.
In another universe, the gods have an honorific which is Agì.
God of Parties - Agì Ya Wed / Agì Nom
God of Fertility - Agì Yòth / Agì Yanak
God of News / Stories - Agì Pu Long / Agì Bagà / Agì Sùrat / Agì Stùrya
God of Plants - Agì Mula / Agì Rùòt
God of Thieves - Agì Taray
God of Death - Agì Pùn Pon
God of Meals - Agì Lùtò
God of Happiness - Agì Sem
God of Gifts - Agì Teg
God of Secrets - Agì Lemmeng
God of Herds - Agì Yapon
God of Diseases - Agì Sarwa
God of Gates and Doorways- Agì Sarra
God of Roads / Paths - Agì Tulod
God of Greed - Agì Ràkèm
God of Money / Merchants - Agì Lako
Translation
God of Parties - to bring something home (usually implies the item is either stolen, or are leftovers) / To drink
God of Fertility - To have sex / To give birth
God of News / Stories - To snitch / To tell / To write / To tell a story
God of Plants - To plant / To cut grass
God of Thieves - To run (implies that they ran after stealing someone or something)
God of Death - To bury
God of Meals - To cook
God of Happiness - To smile
God of Gifts - To give
God of Secrets - To hide something
God of Herds - (loosely translates to take home any farm animals)
God of Diseases - To vomit
God of Gates and Doorways - To close
God of Roads and Paths - To guide or to lead
God of Greed - To take a handful
God of Money / Merchants - To sell
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A horror story told very vaguely but the torture and deaths told in excruciating detail
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