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Neil Josten is in my mindcrowave he just spins around and goes brrrrrrrrrrrr

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Neil Josten is such a problem child I want to see how he interacts with normal people. Imagine being in a group project for your 8 AM class and you’re paired with Neil Josten of all people. I love him but I would drop the class before working with him on any assignments.

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Entering April with Jean Moreau brainrot and not much else

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Miles Morales is canonically taking AP Physics, which obviously means he has a TI-84 graphing calculator and obviously it is decorated. How do we think he decorated it squad?

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I desperately want a screen adaptation of The Raven Cycle. It doesn’t even have to be that good, I just want something to watch and be able to show to people and go:

“look! there’s my guys! Look how much they care for eachother. Look at their strangeness, their awfulness, their quest, their whimsy. See why I adore their stories?”

If I had this maybe people wouldn’t look at me like I’m insane when I explain my love for this series.

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RIP Jurgen Leitner except RIP stands for brutal pipe murder

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If anything bad ever happens to Needles I’m going to commit atrocious unspeakable acts he’s so strange I adore him.

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What would you guys think if I said I have a list of predictions for The Magnus Protocol that I feel the world isn’t ready for.

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If I don’t get a break from this chem homework soon I’m gonna rate constant per molarity per second.

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If Gansey was in PJO he would be a child of Aphrodite because how else could you explain the fact that all of his friends were in love with him.

This man wears exclusively boat shoes, pastel polo shirts, and his school uniform. He implied the love of his was a prostitue. He called Ronan his dog. He has the vocabulary of a 70 year old english professor. He’s a loser who I love very much but he should not pull as much as he does.

He’s got to be pretty.

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Whenever I see of reviews of people not liking the raven cycle I go through the same thought process. At first i’m so shocked, absurdly angry, and overall confused. How could someone not adore this series?

Once the shock wears off I really take a second to analyze who left the review, and often times, it’s someone who’s just too normal to get these books. These books aren’t for people who have a healthy relationship with sleep, prioritize their mental health, or function well in social situations.

Of course you’re not gonna get it! These are books for people that can’t like things normally, are probably somewhat autistic and undiagnosed. The raven cycle is for the people who latch on to characters really easily and carry them around in their pocket. keep those guys in the mind-crowave.

I know there’s a lot of reasons to not like the books practically speaking, like the iffy writing and questionable plot lines, but you have to look past that. TRC fans are like kids playing with those little gold digging kits from Walmart. You go in thinking “Yeah, I’m absolutely going to get a beautiful, shining, piece of gold!” then you get a small shard of quartz or obsidian and you’re a little bit surprised. Like it’s not the gold you were expecting, but you still got a shiny rock! Cool! And then you just proceed to carry that rock in your pocket everyday and show it to everyone unprompted. That’s exactly how I feel about the Raven Cycle.

After a while I was so attached to these books that I was ignorant to any flaws, much akin to everyone going noseblind in those ferbreeze commercials.

The one star reviews don’t actually offend me, they just make me upset that not everyone can experience these books the way I do.

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I wish Gansey were real

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Do you ever just start actually shaking and screaming and crying over your favorite character? like I know that this guy isn’t real and does not exist but i’m convulsing and crying anyways. then i’ll start thinking to myself like, omg get a grip please. But alas, i do not get a grip.

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Richard Campbell Gansey III, you will always be famous.

Gansey was just a guy with a lot of stuff and a hole inside him that chewed away more of his heart every year.

The Raven Boys, p. 65/ 89/ 111/ 134/ 161/ 163/ 209/ 250/ 351

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LITERALLY ME WITH GANSEY

was about to say something about how i cant believe adam parrish is real, when i realised that he is actually, infact, not real. fictional. what the fuck.

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gansey was right to use yeehaw in any situation no matter what like. yeehaw my man

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