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hyacinth | i post silly lil jjk quotes
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gardentool · 2 days ago
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Gojo: My son was excited to read that book to me at bedtime.
Nanami: And why are you going to sleep before your son?
Gojo: I am sleepy.
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gardentool · 25 days ago
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Gojo: When your kids were small, did you ever... I dunno, smack their heads into a wall?
Geto: Usually I just gave time-outs.
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gardentool · 25 days ago
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Geto: *Whispers something into Gojo’s ear and walks away*
Yuta: Oh my god... What did he just say to you? That, if we don't give him what he wants, he’ll kill you?
Gojo: Worse.
Gojo: He mumbled and I didn’t hear it.
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gardentool · 30 days ago
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[Gojo & Y/N’s daughter standing in a corner]
Y/N: Don’t move from there. You’re in time out.
[A wild Gojo appears]
Gojo: Mommy put you in time out?
Daughter: Yes.
Gojo: Nobody puts my girl in time out. I’m gonna talk to her.
[Gojo and his daughter standing in the corner]
Gojo: How much time she give you?
Daughter: 20 minutes.
Gojo: 20 minutes? She gave me an hour!
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gardentool · 1 month ago
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Nanami: I don’t want you getting involved with Sorcerer business anymore. If something happens, report it and leave it to us.
Y/N: Fine. When should I hand in my badge and gun?
Nanami: When did you get a badge and gun?!
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gardentool · 2 months ago
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cvnty goge birds
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gardentool · 2 months ago
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winter days
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besties
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gardentool · 2 months ago
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megumi babysitting ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
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gardentool · 2 months ago
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Geto: Um... sory for hooking up with Y/N last night. 
Gojo: …
Geto: Actually I take that back. You droppped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. We're even. 
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gardentool · 3 months ago
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Y/N: At what point should I just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Geto: ..
Shoko: …
Utahime: …
Nanami: Never.
Gojo: >:(
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gardentool · 3 months ago
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Gojo: It was a mass text, I'm sorry.
Nanami: …
Geto: …
Shoko: …
Utahime: …
Ijichi (for some reason): …
Nanami: Do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text? 
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gardentool · 3 months ago
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Megumi: Hey, bro, what do you wanna eat?
Sukuna, appearing on Itadori’s face: The souls of the innocent.
Itadori: A bagel.
Sukuna: Noooo!
Itadori: Two bagel
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gardentool · 3 months ago
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Nanami: Initiate Phase 2.
Yuji: I forgot what Phase 2 is, but I'll assume we just run in like we discussed.
Nanami: Affirmative.
Yuji: I'll assume that means "yes".
Nanami: Roger.
Yuji: My name's Itadori.
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gardentool · 3 months ago
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Gojo: Have you noticed how hot your sibling has gotten?
Geto: …
Gojo: Because I have not.
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gardentool · 3 months ago
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Skin care routine 🫧
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gardentool · 3 months ago
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gardentool · 3 months ago
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