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Broken Toys

Summary: People are like toys. They can only be mistreated so much before they’re broken beyond repair.

For the anon who wanted me to embrace my heart of darkness and write a fic where Stan commits suicide, here you are. To the rest of you, I apologize for bringing this pain. I blame Mr. Hirsch for always adding fuel to the feels bonfire. *still screaming over Dipper and Mabel vs the Future*

Warning: Major trigger warnings apply.

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*Appears in their living room*

Your brothers gay

*then disappears*

spoilers: ain't a straight turtle on this team

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I also tend not to do these things, but you're always an exception >:)

Favorite article of clothing: Honestly? It's a pair of gray cargo shorts I got from the men's section of Gabe's. If I could duplicate these shorts I would.

Siblings: Technically... 5 brothers and 1 sister- But that's not a conversation I want to go down for this lmao. I'm in contact and frequently talk to my Oldest brother (11 years older), by brother closest in age (2 years older), and my older sister (6 years older)

Favorite movie(s) as a kid: Funnily enough, I did have a favorite movie as a kid but whenever I was asked in elementary school I didn't really know so I always put Matilda lmao. Anyway it was Thomas and the Magic Railroad.

Favorite movie(s) now: Easily my favorite movie is Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie. There's also the other turtles movies I've watched like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem. A couple of odd ones are The Founder. Oddly good movie about the founding of McDonald's. Or Click (yes by Adam Sandler it makes me cry everytime damnit and that's a hard feat to achieve). There are probably much more but I can't think of them.

Pets: None :( Very sadly

Favorite TV show(s): Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (obviously). Voltron: Legendary Defenders (unfortunately). The Good Place, She-ra and the Princesses of Power, One Piece, Steven Universe and many others probably

Music: My top five genres tend to be indie/alternative, emo, punk, rock, and pop, usually as a combination with each other or other genres. I don't really care much for classical, rap, and country.

Comfort Food: Nardone Bro's Pizza (doxxing my address), Knorr's Chicken flavored Fettunccine, and Longhorn's spicy chicken bites.

Favorite Book: Straight up? I don't know. Fanfiction has unrionically ruined normal reading for me. So instead I'll leave my favorite genre: Queer Fantasy, and the last time I left a book without any dissapointment: Red White and Royal Blue (I read this a long ass time ago)

Stranded on an island with only one food: Chicken or potatos dawg. I love both of those foods to death and all I need is heat to prepare them.

Favorite socks: I don't own a lot of colorful socks, so I just go with the shortest thinnest black ones I can find that won't slip off my feet. BUT my best friend did get me a pair of socks this Halloween that says "Beewitched" with a bunch of witch bees on them (I'm terrified of bees and think owning bee merch is hilarious)

Unconventional interest: Ehhhh idk I'm kinda a conventional person. But I like DnD and fanfiction. I think I just don't seem conventional because I obsess over media.

I'm tagging @3rdsday @mother-ofthe-universe @menaathena @arthur-is-hungry and @rainy-rosie

Decided to do one of those get to know your mutuals things. XD

1. What is your absolute favorite article of clothing from your wardrobe?

2. Do you have siblings?

3. Favorite movie(s) as a kid?

4. Favorite movie(s) now?

5. Do you have pets?

6. Favorite tv shows?

7. What types of music do you listen to?

8. Comfort food?

9. Favorite book?

10. If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring one type of food, what would it be?

11. Do you have a favorite pair of socks?

12. What's something unconventional that you're into? (Like horticulture, rodeos, dressing up like a clown and scaring children? 🤣)

@localcanadiancreature62 @bren-the-chicken @cameforstuff @rayyanishere1 @nowimjustastranger @ratprincess212 @tessenda @tinfoil-jones

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LET EDA BE TUMBLR SEXYPERSON WITH STAN PLEAAAAASE. LOOK AT HER, SHE'S A LITERAL HARPY HOW IS THAT NOT SEXYWOMAN MATERIAL?

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“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

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VOTE EDA!!!! Jessica Rabbit is NOT tumblr sexywoman material. She is the most basic conventionally attractive woman there is. VOTE FOR THAT SILVER FOX!!!!

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evil kitty... bad kitty....

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Part of me wants to start identifying as a guy just to piss off transphobes.

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the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature

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I'm genuinely so sick of people trying to rationalize that incest fanworks normalize and encourage real life incest.

I don't see the same argument being used for violence. I literally torture my characters, does that make me a violent crazed sadist hell bent on making people suffer? No! So stop using the argument for incest.

Media representation of Bad Things happening to FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, does not inherently curate spaces for those things to happen, so stop pretending like it does.

"x ship is normalizing incest-"

Buddy

If game of thrones hasn't normalized incest by now (pulling over 10 million views in the 7th season alone) then a small fandom ship most certainly won't

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Me and my friend @menaathena made kin lists today and I got absoloutely DRAGGED.

Anyway it was all in good fun go check out her artwork she fucking rocks

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This post is my everything I literally can't stop staring at it.

was it worth it?