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Glory, Sunny and Fatespeaker!!

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I need to get back into drawing

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I get used to not posting on here because "what if it’s not a good post" "what if this is a weird thought to have" "what if I'm judged"

Then every now and then I realize - this is god damn tumblr, I should just use it as a wastebasket for all the thoughts I don't want anymore, it's fine

Now to dissappear for another couple months

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Cliff and Ruby

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Fair

erm… you’re still on twitter??

Yeah I mostly use it nowadays to tell AI-bros and Nazis to kill themselves.

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Someone just came into my work with three boxes of donuts saying he was here to "ruin people's new years resolutions"

I thought that was a joke but we started talking and he said he could barely go to the gym when the "new year new me" crowd started coming in and taking pictures on the machines

So apparently he is actually walking around giving out donuts to keep people out of the gym

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Coffee maker's haunted

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First good snow of the winter! Saw a bunch of birds foraging

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Parents don’t get to decide if they were “really good” parents. I know that’s harsh and there’s a lot of mommy positivity circles online that just give each other a positive feedback loop but you don’t decide if you were a “really great parent” to your child. Your children tell you if you were a good parent or not. I see this a lot of no contact parent circles where the person who is no contact with their children is like “well I was a GREAT parent so it isn’t my fault and I didn’t do anything wrong”. Normal parents wonder if they’re doing a good job, ask themselves how they can improve, are open to feedback from children and other parents. If you are 100% sure you were a faultless fantastic selfless awesome fantastic parent totally beyond reproach and your shitty ungrateful willful delinquent children just don’t appreciate you enough, you are a terrible parent.

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i see "men bad" jokes as very similar to suicide jokes. like making them every once in a while isn't the worst thing, but if you Keep making them constantly. it DOES shape how you start thinking and you WILL become a more unpleasant and bitter person and also make people around you uncomfortable. and sometimes you just gotta choose to not make or engage with certain jokes, even if they are amusing to you, because its just not who you wanna be

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Christmas gift for one of my friends

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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

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[ID: Screenshot of a AO3 tag. It reads: “weird and ominous sex scene” /End ID]

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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it