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So? Who broke the ice? What were the first words of the ancient vampire to the future love of his life?
for @cypresssunns
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Look I really shouldn’t get into this now with finals around the corner
But
Lesbian Velvette does not mean the death of poly Vees.
Before anyone comes for me, while being aspec is more important to my identity/how I articulate my experiences, I am lesbian about it too. Not that I should have to say this, but I am a lesbian who uses the lesbian pride flag Velvette is holding in the merch in one of my pfps.
For starters, you can choose to ignore canon. I generally find this to be in poor taste, but frankly, while we are not swimming in lesbian representation, I think polyamory has even less representation. And at least for this dyke, being non-monogamous is more important to me than being a lesbian. You can always tag your works as “non-lesbian Velvette” or “bisexual Velvette” or however you feel so inclined so people who only want to read her as strictly lesbian can avoid your works where she isn’t.
Secondly, get weird with it. I am not joking. The ace community has been saying for ages that action does not equal attraction. If people can come up with compelling and believable scenarios in which aroace Alastor has sex or is in relationships with people who have a crush on him, put the same work in for lesbian Velvette. I am serious. Frankly, if you only do this for aspec characters, I don’t think you actually understand that action doesn’t equal attraction in aspec people’s case, you just see us as “queer lite” or the “empty” orientation you can project what you actually want onto. Shoutout to @icannotreadcursive for writing gay Angel Dust having sex with Cherri Bomb for fun in a way that makes me, as another friend put it about something else, make me feel “big seenies” as a lesbian who has had sex with men for fun. Action doesn’t equal attraction doesn’t just apply to aros and aces; it applies to monosexuals and monoromantics too because it applies to EVERYBODY.
Personally, I’ve already been writing lesbian aspec Velvette who has sex with Vox for fun because she likes him well enough and this is what partners do, isn’t it? It’s not a bad time, it’s usually a fun enough time, why not? I am, again, an aspec lesbian who has sex with men sometimes. Just get fucking weird with it. No, I am not bisexual; no, I do not experience sexual attraction toward men so rarely that I still call myself lesbian while experiencing sexual attraction to men— though that is one route you can take with lesbian Velvette and poly Vees. I do it because i get off on kink and sex feels good and sometimes I find a man who’s compatible with me when no women are offering.
Make Vox and/or Val transfem. That’s another option.
Make sex within the Vees entirely about power. None of these people have considered whether they’re even attracted to each other. It’s all part of power play, baby, not even just in a kink context but all the time for real 24/7. Do it with just Velvette’s dynamics with Vox and Val or her dynamic with just one of them. Again, get weird with it. I cannot stress this enough.
Lesbian Velvette who queerplatonically loves Vox and/or Val more than any of the flings with women she’s had over the years.
Lesbian Velvette who is actively attracted to women, but doesn’t mind sex with men, because it can still feel good. (I’ve basically already said this, but I need to make it very clear.)
Lesbian Velvette who still identifies as lesbian despite being attracted to Vox and/or Val because it’s so rare for her, just like I still called myself aro after I started dating my now ex and one singular exception thus far to being aromantic. It made him so anxious, like, “you’re still into me, right?” And I can totally see that happening with Vox. Val is probably like “I’m just that good 😉”
Lesbian Velvette who is more into femininity than womanhood. (See Jay’s sapphic Vaggie.) Val presents femme enough for her to be down at baseline. If Vox presents more femme too, the same applies.
Lesbian Velvette who doses herself with love potion. @superkitten-poison already COOKED in the tags of a reblog from me on this, but I wasn’t even thinking of it the way she was. I was thinking more Velvette who is like… okay with doing that to make her partners happy. Doesn’t have a strong enough sense of self to decide that would be a fucked up thing to do. Which, to be clear, I still find absolutely horrifying as a concept, but in a way that I think could be fun to shake around in my teeth. Sort of like that sequel to a Midsummer Night’s Dream that my one romantic ex told me about that I never got around to finding, you know? Velvette who thinks dating them or dating one of them is good for their brand and she doses herself with love potion to do it. Velvette who thinks dating them or dating one of them is good for their brand and she’s just queerplatonic about it and doesn’t dose herself with love potion. Velvette who tells people they’re dating because it’s the fastest way to get people to understand that they’re partners beyond a business sense. This woman probably hasn’t heard the term queerplatonic before, I mean, maybe if she’s on aspec corners of the internet, but I think given her age she might honestly be more familiar with Troll romance, and I don’t know if she wants to bust that out all the time. Polyamory might not be 100% accurate, dating might not be 100% accurate, but she doesn’t know what else to call it to convey emotional intensity. Velvette who knows Vox and/or Val is romantically into her and she likes doing romance-coded stuff with them because it’s fun and it makes them happy even though she’s not experiencing romantic attraction. She of course still posts to Sinstagram/Voxtagram because OF COURSE SHE DOES, and also, the chatter about poly Vees is good for business.
Kinsey scale 6.5/6 Velvette who still identifies as lesbian. (Yes, I basically already said this before, but it doesn’t have to be SO rare that Vox and/or Val are her ONLY exceptions, you know?)
Velvette who’s feels that fucking cyborg Vox if he swaps out his dick for a vagina is still lesbian. Velvette who feels that fucking Val with a moth vagina ( @urproblematicfav-arsonk is always talking about this) if he keeps his penis put away is the same. Vox can have a female body to zap himself into for sex with Velvette because she’s a lesbian.
(Lesbian) Velvette who likes fucking Vox and/or Val because she’s good at it. (Lesbian) Velvette who likes wrapping Vox and/or Val around her finger by using romance because she knows they’ve got it bad for her.
Lesbian Velvette who is Vox’s sugarbaby.
Lesbian Velvette who forcefems Vox and/or Val.
Lesbian Velvette who prioritizes her relationships with the other Vees and just has sex with women to get that need met. (Yes, I did already sort of say this before, but I wanted to stress that she may date other women and just have it fizzle out, or she could just fuck them for funsies while prioritizing her queerplatonic polycule. Yes, I am an aro lesbian and projecting.)
Lesbian Velvette who says “fuck you, I do what I want” when asked how she can still be lesbian and be poly with the other Vees, because she IS a lesbian and she IS poly with the other Vees.
Just. There are options here and all of them are “get squiggly with it” and that RULES and I was already a queerplatonic aspec lesbian Velvette poly Vees person before this and I personally feel so empowered in my shrimp colors by canon lesbian Velvette. I invite you to join me here instead of feeling conflicted between lesbian Velvette and poly Vees.
#let's not do that#im all for polyvees if you make them genderqueer/twoman#but you cant erase her sexuality#thats just mean#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel velvette
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that's what I see in my nightmares
Honesty guys I fear falsettos becoming a movie
#falsettos#the marvin trilogy#i don't even like musical movies tbh#they can never be musical theatre#and an ordinary movie wouldnt fit falsettos#also there's no good cast#let me enjoy obc in peace💔
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Todays shark is...
The White-Spotted Bullhead Shark!

Fun Fact: The White-Spotted Bullhead Shark is a rare and little-known species of Bullhead found off Eastern Africa and the Eastern Arabian peninsula, at depths of up to 275m, which is unusually deep for bullhead sharks!
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Todays shark is...
The Zebra Bulkhead Shark!

Fun Fact: This shark is mainly found in the central Indo Pacific, from Japan and Korea to Australia!
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Todays shark is...
The Oman Bullhead Shark!

Fun Fact: The Oman Bullhead Shark, is a species only known from central Oman and Pakistan!
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NEW HOT TOPIC MERCH FINALLY GIVING VELVETTE A CANON SEXUALITY (also pan lucifer)
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#NOT a single trans character#am i surprised?#not really#just disappointed#at least Velvette is a lesbian#fork found in kitchen
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i KNEW Alastor was taller than Vox. I TOLD y'all.
#actually i didn't tell anything#but who cares#hazbin hotel#vox#hazbin alastor#hazbin vox#alastor#hazbin hotel vox#also#the looks vaggie and vox sent each other??#they will be enemies#TRUST#short vox truther#this made me happy#radiostatic#kinda??
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Todays shark is...
The Port Jackson Shark!

Fun Fact: Their frontal teeth are sharp and have cusps, while their back teeth are flat and blunt. This is a very rare feature for sharks, as most species have only one type of teeth!
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Todays shark is...
The Mexican Horn Shark!

Fun Fact: The Mexican Horn Shark, is a small inshore horn shark of rocky and sandy habitats and coral reefs!
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My favorite genre of image is plushies getting grabbed by hawks
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one thing I noticed in comic book fandom is that MOSTLY when you ask a Marvel fan who their favorite DC character is, they mostly give you a known one (like the Joker, Batman or Flash sometimes) but when you ask a DC fan who their favorite is, they'll either say spiderman, or a mutant that had 3 appearances in a comic book that was sold in 5 countries for a limited time and got killed off in the 2nd issue. I find it funny.
#im sure its been said before but anyway#DC#dc comics#dc universe#marvel#marvel comics#x men comics#x men#the joker#the flash#batman#spiderman#waow#obviously it could be wrong#but that's based on what ive seen
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