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Give Them Parents: Round 1, Poll 11

Propaganda under cut (possible spoilers)

Carys Last:

None :(

Bot:

"Their parents literally only made them to imitate a dead person and then decided to hide that fact from them 😭😭😭🙏 take the parents away dude"

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It's been a few days since the last poll, for some reason I decided to start this right before vacation thinking I'd have enough time to work on it, but, plot twist, I did not. I distinctly remember thinking 'Today should be pretty slow, so I should have enough time' and then I spent the whole day in Busch Gardens, lol. But I am back now, and should be able to start posting regular polls.

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Give Them Parents: Round 1, Poll 10

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Danny Fenton:

His parents technology half killed him and they hunt ghosts- he's now half ghost. They hunt him without knowing he's their son, and they might want to vivisect him if they catch him, even if they know Danny is their son. He deserves safe living parents that can know about about both halves of his life.

Castiel:

None :(

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Give Them Parents: Round 1, Poll 9

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The Onceler:

Put this one in for the lolz but fr get that man better parental influences

TMNT and Karai:

Their dad is dead, dead. They orphans. And should now get a second set of parents to make up for it. Like Rip Splinter and Rip Hamato Shen but they’re dead and like the boys and Karai need guidance or maybe even support from a healthy parental figure.

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I am shocked at the lack of Anakin propaganda so:

His mother was murdered brutally when he was like a teenager, something that set his path to the Dark Side. If this man had parent(s), the literal fate of the galaxy would be irrevocably different. Like it’s a public good to give him parents

^^^

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Give Them Parents: Round 1, Poll 8

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Cui Buqu:

None :(

Simba:

Bro had his father (and I think his mother too in the background) killed. I know Timbo and Puma adopted him, but I seem them more as uncles or cousins, not parents.

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Give Them Parents: Round 1, Poll 7

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Blitzø:

His dad sucks, he literally sold him for $5 and a condom

Anakin Skywalker:

His mother was murdered brutally when he was like a teenager, something that set his path to the Dark Side. If this man had parent(s), the literal fate of the galaxy would be irrevocably different. Like it’s a public good to give him parents

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Give Them Parents: Round 1, Poll 6

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Ralsei:

He's formed from pure darkness and exists entirely to fulfill a prophecy and thus has no parents or other family members (that we know of). While he does have Kris and Susie, it'd be really nice if someone else cared about him too.

He needs a family member to bake with (like toriel) and decorate his room!!!

Ja'far:

Don't ask what happened to his bio parents. He just needs new ones okay?

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Give Them Parents: Round 1, Poll 5

Propaganda under cut (possible spoilers)

Varian:

None :(

Fran Bow:

She needs a reliable adult figure in her life after all she went through (One that doesn't die or is evil)

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Give Them Parents: Round 1, Poll 4

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Tim Drake:

None :(

Rumi:

Her mother figure is ass,, give that woman parents who love her for her

Look at that poor girl, she’s lost both of her parents, was raised by a frankly horrible guardian, and now she lost her boyfriend 😔 I vote we give her new loving parents (or at least bring hers back to life), she deserves them.

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Propaganda for Wanda: She would be much better off if she had a consistent parent figure in her life who genuinely cared about her. Maybe wouldn't even have become a villain. (Or just someone who could be there for her that doesn't die ig)

^^^

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Give Them Parents: Round 1, Poll 3

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Foxy:

None :(

Pearl Fey:

Her dad left and her mom is in jail because she tried to frame her niece for murder, so Pearl needs a parental figure. Phoenix Wright's first daughter imo

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Give Them Parents: Round 1, Poll 2

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Amanda:

Someone needs to take care of her!! She's been having to do everything herself!! She's like eight!!

Wanda Maximoff:

She would be much better off if she had a consistent parent figure in her life who genuinely cared about her. Maybe wouldn't even have become a villain. (Or just someone who could be there for her that doesn't die ig)

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Propaganda for Bonnie: Is possessed by an innocent child who was murdered by an asshole, his parents are hinted (if you believe in the theory) to have abandoned him when he was a child, and is still being manipulated by the previously mentioned murderer

^^^

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Give them parents: Round 1, Poll 1

Propaganda under cut (possible spoilers)

Elphaba:

Her mom is dead and her dead hates her O_O

Bonnie:

Is possessed by an innocent child who was murdered by an asshole, his parents are hinted (if you believe in the theory) to have abandoned him when he was a child, and is still being manipulated by the previously mentioned murderer

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Okay so hiding behind anonymous bc I’m too scared to do it on my own account, but I’m actually the one who submitted myself-

I just really miss my bio mother, these new ones are homophobic and I’m pretty sure they both hate me already ☹️ (my bio dad ran off somewhere, so a dad that doesn’t feel the need to go looking for the milk would be nice)

Anyways, the fact that you might actually add me to the polls is crazy 😭 But also thank you, that means other orphans such as myself could receive parents if we all collectively vote for the “you” option 😁 (I really want Ford to be pregnant and have me as the child, can you tell?)

I can’t wait for the polls to start, thank you for doing this :D

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Of course, I feel like it has a good chance of winning, and I think it would be lovely if Ford gave birth to you and anyone else who votes "You". Even if it doesn't win, Ford and the woman who impregnates him would love to adopt you all. When it gets rough just remember that the tumblr gods will always love you, and the citizens of tumblr are rooting for you.

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The parents will be Ford and whoever wins the women impregnating poll

That was my original idea, but it might get tricky given that multiple people submitted Ford and Stan, but I guess if either of them win we can just choose someone else or smth? 🤷‍♂️