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mutuals this is us

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actually can we have Tim not being adopted into the batfamily and instead after his parents go broke and then die leaving him with nothing he just decides ‘well i know where the batcave is’ and starts living in the tunnels underneath Wayne manor because of the logic that he can’t get kicked out bcs 1. squatters rights and 2. whats Bruce gonna do? call the police and say ‘this guy won’t leave my secret lair. no im not Batman wdym’? and he manages to go unnoticed for like. a good fucking while. not even Alfred realises bcs wtf would he be snooping around down there for?

even better is this happens after Jason dies so Tim still becomes Robin and Bruce is so overwhelmed with grief that he literally never realises that Tim has never once used the front door to come over. he just kinda sneaks up from somewhere in the cave. he assumes that Alfred’s letting the kid in without telling him. Alfred assumes Bruce is doing the same.

Damian finds out first because that’s so much funnier. he gets to Gotham to 1. gain his birthright and meet his father and 2. do some reconnaissance/avenging of this replacement Robin that’s been the centre of Jason’s angry rants at the league for the past 6 months. he follows Tim ‘home’ and finds him fucking. golluming it up a 15 minute hike through the cave system and he’s like. wait what.

Damian, reporting back to Jason: Drake is a mole.

Jason, vindicated: like he’s working for the enemy?!

Damian, standing in front of an indignant Tim in the middle of his ‘camp’, phone pressed to his ear: no like he lives in a fucking tunnel.

Jason:

Tim, mumbling: slightly harsh,

Damian, angling his face away from the phone momentarily: i watched you dig a hole to unearth the protein bars you’d buried there.

Tim:

Jason, rapidly changing his opinion on this kid: ok actually lets not kill him because thats fucking hysterical and i want to know more-

Tim really likes living alone in the tunnels because he’s a weird little guy and he’s gotten used to the independence and lack of sun, and Damian grew up in the league where ‘wilderness training’ was monthly, mandatory, and from the age of three. so he really doesn’t see the issue in it. he just kinda shrugs and accepts his brother lives in the cave system. Jason is so delighted and amused by the vibes these two kids have going on over in Gotham (he gets video calls from Damian just. in Tim’s camp while they hang out together sometimes. Damian brings him water bottles and various sustenance offerings like he’s appealing so some ancient deity living under their house. Jason thinks it’s incredible) that he decides fuck the league, he needs to see this in person. killing the Joker is a side quest he did on the way; he really only came to see what his idiot little brothers had going on under Bruce, Dick and Alfreds nose. he visits Tim’s little cave home while waiting for his new Crime Alley apartment to be ready.

eventually Bruce and Dick are working on a case and they’re following a lead to do with a criminal escaping via cave systems that they theorise may connect to the batcave, so after Damian’s gone to bed they suit up and start searching around. they come across Damian, Tim, and the fucking Red Hood chilling around a small fire just casually eating leftovers Damian snuck down from the kitchen, just quietly enjoying each others presence in this clearly years old campsite, quietly discussing whether or not the weather will be clear enough next week to go to the new art museum together. Dick shines a flashlight at them and they all snap to attention like that scene in ratatouille where the human comes in the kitchen and the rats all freeze and look up. nobody says anything for a solid three minutes.

eventually Tim is just like “I have squatters rights. you can’t evict me.” and Red Hood nods and points at him.

Bruce, desperate to gain some kind of thread of understanding here: “Damian, you’re supposed to be in bed. …Tim, I’m actually not sure where you’re supposed to be, come to think of it, but I don’t think it’s here.”

“He just said he has squatters rights, father.” Damian responds instantly. “Keep up.”

Dick: “And does the Red Hood have squatters rights?”

“I have a gun,” Jason points out cheerfully. “Same thing, ain’t it?”

Dick and Bruce are so confused they become convinced that they’ve been dosed with something and only figure out whats going on after putting on gas masks and testing everybody’s blood.

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so why tf does shake shack make you pay 50 cents to add rainbow sprinkles on their shakes for pride. Like that’s kinda homophobic. They should give you a free shake if you’re gay>:(

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im a big fan of how entering "homo" into BLAST's organism-specific search field will show you every way a scientist has ever typo'd homo sapiens

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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If I had a nickel every time there was a piece of media about a small town in the 80s where there are supernatural murders happening that involve a curse where the victims float before dying, and the main cast are a group of kids riding around in bikes, one of whom is a redhead who gets cursed and floats in the air, and at some point is pursued by 2 of the other boys, and another one is a character played by Finn Wolfhard who is queer and in love with his shorter brown haired male best friend who doesn't have a dad, while there's a b-plot happening where a character is given a gift/veiled love confession that they think a different love interest made for them, I'd have two nickels.

It's not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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Wow that’s so mpreg emoji of you!!!!

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everyone: i hope will kisses mike in s5 !!!!

are you sure it's going to be will?

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Rip Will Byers you would have loved having byler doubt

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LETTER GATE BIRTHDAY GATE AND FLICKER GATE PLEASSSEEEEEE 😭😭 I NEED YOU 😭😭😭

Propaganda I AM FALLING FOR:

- Loverslakegate

- Churchgate

- Birthdaygate

- Lettergate

- Flickergate

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HELP IM CACKLING WHAT IS THIS

AT LEAST MY BYLER DOUBT IS GONE????????

Ok, here's a little experiment... since Will and Mike are just friends... this is totally normal and not at all uncomfortable, right?

Ok, are you calling the cops or should I?

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You really start feeling old when you see kids younger than you doing things you could only dream of

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Character concept: a small creature - like a goblin or fairy - who is a werewolf or werebear or something like that. Just a super tiny guy who on the full moon turns into this massive creature. Imagine.

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The "I've been very personally fucked over by Joker" club

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star catcher by rotaniah on webtoon is genuinely so cute and wholesome and just lovely but still full of substance and realistic enough to keep me immersed and thats such a lethal and surprisingly rare middle ground to achieve and its making me feel things i have not felt about a fictional story in years i feel like i need to crawl around on the floor whimpering like a nauseous dog but in a good way this cannot be the reaction of a well adjusted and emotionally regulated adult