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Hey fish, I have pizza, it tastes better than that garbage

aw yeah free food
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The other day, I was talking about National Lampoon Christmas Vacation, and I accidentally said the Grindewald family instead of the Griswold family.
#Grindewald#Harry Potter#National Lampoon#National Lampoon Christmas Vacation#Griswold family#fantastic beasts and where to find them#newt scamander#Dumbledore#shitpost#I could add more tags but I'm too tired
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Crowley is Medusa
#Good Omens#GO#Crowley#thanks crowley#medusa#greek mythology#greek myth#ineffable husbands#the ineffable plan#ineffable#Aziraphale#Anthony Janthony Crowley#anthony j. crowley#perseus#pegasus#the truth
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I made a thing
#I am tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane#snakes on a plane#snake#Crowley#Anthony Janthony Crowley#Good Omens#snake man#Aziraphale#ineffable husbands#David Tennant#GO#Samuel L. Jackson
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gotta reblog for that pasta

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way
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No
*gives you a cup full of Happy Juice™* ingest this
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I slid my animal crackers under my bed.
My sister will never find them there
#Animal crackers are godsend#animal crackers#animal#crackers#under the bed#animal crackers under my bed#my sister is an asshole#siblings#sibling#sibling relationships
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Barbie has hundreds of careers, is famous throughout her entire world, and has both a house and car that are "bigger on the inside", telling us that Barbie, is in fact, a Time lord. In this essay I will
#Barbie is a time lord#Barbie#time lords#time lord#doctor who#the doctor#tardis#time and relative dimension in space#the truth#truth#not a conspiracy#none of this is fake#in this essay I will
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The way Crowley sits is just the most chaotic gay thing I have ever seen
Just
Thats not straight, Crowley
#How very gay of you sir#chaotic gay#gay#good omens#go#crowley#crawly#david tennant#aziraphale#mr. a. z. fell#heaven#honestly though thats one of the ways I sit too#thanks crowley#angle#demon#angels#demons#satan#god#adam and eve#snakey boi#snake#queen#ineffable husbands
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Me, yeeting myself off of a building: 'cause I'm freeeeeee, free fallin
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Good Omens Season 2
A sitcom which features Aziraphale moving in with Crowley, and Crowley being hired to work at the bookshop.
Heaven and Hell show up every once in a while to be annoying
Anathema and Crowley act like the fun aunt and uncle to the Them, while Aziraphale and Newt try to teach them to be responsible.
Crowley learns to bake. He also tries to make crepes for Aziraphale, but ends up throwing them out.
There is a laugh track, but Crowley, Aziraphale, and Dog can hear it.
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#anathema device#heaven and hell#good omens 2#good omens season 2#@neil-gaiman
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I don't know why, but this ad made me laugh
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My family was at a restaurant last night, and we were playing hang man. My grandmas word was "defenestrate", which means "to throw someone out of a window". Of course we started joking about it, and it took every last part of my being to not say the words "You just gotta YEET them out the window"
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Country no’s, take me no, to the no, no no no
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I said
Young man
Your car is on fire
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Everyone who reblogs this post by 11pm EST on Saturday June 22 will get a Good Omens headcanon in their ask box
Yes, e v e r y o n e
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