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godforsakenpineapple-blog · 6 years ago
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Hey fish, I have pizza, it tastes better than that garbage
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aw yeah free food
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godforsakenpineapple-blog · 6 years ago
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The other day, I was talking about National Lampoon Christmas Vacation, and I accidentally said the Grindewald family instead of the Griswold family.
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godforsakenpineapple-blog · 6 years ago
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Crowley is Medusa
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godforsakenpineapple-blog · 6 years ago
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I made a thing
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godforsakenpineapple-blog · 6 years ago
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gotta reblog for that pasta
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this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way
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godforsakenpineapple-blog · 6 years ago
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No
*gives you a cup full of Happy Juice™* ingest this
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godforsakenpineapple-blog · 6 years ago
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I slid my animal crackers under my bed.
My sister will never find them there
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godforsakenpineapple-blog · 6 years ago
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Barbie has hundreds of careers, is famous throughout her entire world, and has both a house and car that are "bigger on the inside", telling us that Barbie, is in fact, a Time lord. In this essay I will
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godforsakenpineapple-blog · 6 years ago
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The way Crowley sits is just the most chaotic gay thing I have ever seen
Just
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Thats not straight, Crowley
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godforsakenpineapple-blog · 6 years ago
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Me, yeeting myself off of a building: 'cause I'm freeeeeee, free fallin
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godforsakenpineapple-blog · 6 years ago
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Good Omens Season 2
A sitcom which features Aziraphale moving in with Crowley, and Crowley being hired to work at the bookshop.
Heaven and Hell show up every once in a while to be annoying
Anathema and Crowley act like the fun aunt and uncle to the Them, while Aziraphale and Newt try to teach them to be responsible.
Crowley learns to bake. He also tries to make crepes for Aziraphale, but ends up throwing them out.
There is a laugh track, but Crowley, Aziraphale, and Dog can hear it.
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godforsakenpineapple-blog · 6 years ago
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I don't know why, but this ad made me laugh
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godforsakenpineapple-blog · 6 years ago
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My family was at a restaurant last night, and we were playing hang man. My grandmas word was "defenestrate", which means "to throw someone out of a window". Of course we started joking about it, and it took every last part of my being to not say the words "You just gotta YEET them out the window"
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godforsakenpineapple-blog · 6 years ago
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Country no’s,  take me no, to the no, no no no
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godforsakenpineapple-blog · 6 years ago
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I said
Young man
Your car is on fire
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godforsakenpineapple-blog · 6 years ago
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godforsakenpineapple-blog · 6 years ago
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Everyone who reblogs this post by 11pm EST on Saturday June 22 will get a Good Omens headcanon in their ask box
Yes, e v e r y o n e
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