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I'm gonna take slamming the door to a new level

I'm gonna polish his knob so well that it shines

every night till he starts squeaking

till he rusts and I have to grease his hinges

I'm gonna put my letters through his flap

I'm gonna buy him his own pretty little door matt to show I love him

I wanna press his bells till they ring

I'm gonna bend his handle 90 degrees so he opens up

I'M DONE FINE I'LL STOP

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Not to be desperate on main, but all that was getting me through my work day was knowing I could go home and flirt with my door.

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literally my live reaction seeing that beautiful goddamn door

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transmasc Dorian from date everything like and reblog if you agree

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dorian...🥺🥺

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Date Everything! Dorian x Reader Headcanons

Dorian always secretly held a bit of protectiveness for you- whether he'd admit it or not. He was your line of defense, you're threshold to your safe haven. Especially your bedroom door. Perhaps that was the reason that your bedroom door was slightly creaky and heavier whenever you brought someone over to(subsequently failed) sleep with them.

Dorian loves to get stuck on you when he has bad vibes about situations. He feels a gut feeling about you leaving the house? Boom, it takes a few tries to get the deadbolt to fully unlock.

When you finally meet him for the first time, he's upfront about his platonic intentions- mostly to avoid the pain and heartbreak of a breakup. Besides, it's not like he can just leave if you two split! And if you two did part ways and you stopped talking to him, it would be a burning sadness to see you chat to everyone else but him in your house!

In a relationship, Dorian is a bit of a tease, with a voice as smooth and sweet as his, there's a definite power play to it- he knows you could listen to him for hours. So when you tell him to hush when you're flustered- he does, only to revel in you begging for him to talk again.

Dorian loves to spoon you, having his arms over you protectively, it's like he can actually physically be there to protect you from harm. He's a bit of a sap though, so if you pretend to fall asleep in his arms, you might catch him murmuring sweet nothings to you!

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DORIAN 🚪 Date Everything! (2025) dev. Sassy Chap Games

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Sir 🫣 you can't just give me a British man with tattoos and a deep voice.

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Almost every character voice in this game is such a jumpscare because wdym the microwave is voiced by Knuckles the Echidna???? 😭💀

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modern warfare 4

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daisuke, who waits eagerly from the cabinets for you to come by, fingers itching for something to do despite the work in his hands already

daisuke, who holds you close and allows the world to fade away until it's nothing but your very essence

daisuke, who whispers sweet words into your ear as he keeps you close, listing down every single thing he loves about you

daisuke, who kisses your lips with care, as if you may crack, yet still with a passion that set you ablaze

daisuke, who allows his hands and lips to trail down your body, worshipping and fawning as if you were one of his most prized ceramics

daisuke, who suddenly sweeps you off your feet, his hooded eyes gazing at you with adoration as he mutters something about how his work may need to wait a bit longer

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Mini Chisaki doodle bc… I miss him

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holy shit the dishware is voiced by Scorpion

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ROTTMNT Voice Cast.

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Mad dogs pizza party 😎 🍕

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