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So happy to be included!!!

CM Undercover Fics

Hey everyone! Thank you so much to everyone who participated. I am so happy to share everyone’s hard work. If you have a oneshot or masterlist you’d like me to add, please send me a message - new additions are always welcome.

SFW S.R./Fem!Reader

Hidden Talent by @graveyard-stray: The team must go undercover at a strip club to catch a nasty killer, and Reader has a hidden talent.

Garcia & Morgan's Matchmaking Service by @yourlocalravendork: It's just acting.

Put on the Red Light by @mrs-dr-reid: "I know you have to go undercover, but do you really have to dress like that?"

Gravity by @freelancelobotomy: Reader is a vigilante on a special undercover assignment to kidnap a thief when she gets distracted by a familiar FBI agent.

Game of Pretend by @railingsofsorrow: Friends with benefits go undercover as a married couple.

NSFW S.R./Fem!Reader (18+)

Uncovered by @foxy-eva: Reader has to go undercover as a stripper. Spencer is a little too impressed by her pole dancing skills. 

A Lesson in Faking It by @/foxy-eva: An evening of fake dating leads to a night of revealing true feelings.

Of Bases & Supernovas by @mercy-burning: Reader is a bartender whose hookups keep ending up dead. Spencer goes undercover as her new fling.

Recording in Progress by @pillow-coded: A private investigator goes undercover to expose Spencer Reid—but he catches on and things personal.

Thermal Energy by me: Reader and Spencer have to simulate sex. Things get a little heated.

Never Have I Ever by me: After a case involving kink culture, Spencer is assigned to judge the girls’ game of Never Have I Ever. Later, him and Reader compare scores.

Fake You Out by @fortheloveofwonderland: Spencer and Reader don't get along but they are forced to go undercover as a couple.

Assorted

Joshua Timmons by @codename-mom: (Gen) The BAU has to investigate an armed attack in a supermarket. Emily recognizes the employee.

All-Inclusive Obedience by @pkg4mumtown: [NSFW] GN!Reader and Hotch go undercover as newlyweds on a suspicious couples retreat.

Happy reading!

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Okay now since criminal minds won the poll, WHO should I write about… (x reader cause that’s all I do lowkey)

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What fandom should I write for? I’m bored 😋

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Hidden Talent // BAU Team x Fem!Reader (PLATONIC)

+ some bits of romantic Spencer x Reader

The team must go undercover at a strip club to catch a nasty killer, and you just so happen to have a hidden talent for pole dancing.

CW// sexual innuendos, no description of reader’s appearance, uses of Y/N, 2nd person POV, mentions of guns and some violence, proofread but it’s possible I missed something so sorry 😭

This is for @imagining-in-the-margins writing challenge! The prompt was pretty much exactly what the summary is 😅

Loved this idea and had so much fun with this fic!

The BAU has seen its fair share of uncomfortable cases, and this one was no different. A serial killer was targeting dancers at high-end strip clubs, and the team had just landed their biggest lead yet: Eclipse, an exclusive club where the unsub was believed to be stalking his next victim.

“Alright, we need eyes inside,” Hotch announced, scanning the team. “Morgan you’ll be a security guard, Prentiss JJ and Spencer you can be regular patrons, me and Rossi will be at the bar.” He explained to the team, and when he got to you he thought for a second, thoughtfully considering your role in this undercover operation. “ and (Y/N), you’re going undercover as a dancer.” He finally decided after a second of deliberation.

You were the newest member of the team but still a highly skilled agent, and you weren’t one to turn down a challenge. You raised an eyebrow at him but nodded. “I can handle that.”

“Wait, wait, wait,” Garcia interjected, looking up from her laptop. “Are we sure about this? I mean, (Y/N) is brilliant and fierce, but—”

“I’ll be fine, Garcia,” you reassured her with a smirk. “It’s not my first undercover gig.”

Emily crossed her arms. “But have you ever danced before?”

You hesitated for a beat, then shrugged. “I’ve had some training.”

That was an understatement.

The Club

Hours later, the team was positioned inside Eclipse. Derek Morgan posed by the door, Hotch and Rossi were at the bar watching for their suspect, while Emily and JJ were blending in as patrons. Garcia monitored everything from the van, and Spencer Reid—well, he was doing his best to keep his cool while sitting at a private table with a direct view of the stage.

Then the music started.

You stepped onto the stage in a sleek, dark red set of heels and an outfit that left just enough to the imagination. The second your hands touched the pole, the atmosphere changed.

With effortless grace, you moved, flipping upside down, holding you body weight with one arm, and executing spins with hypnotic control. You weren’t just good—you were incredible.

The club patrons were mesmerized. So was the team.

Morgan nearly choked on his drink. “Damn, (Y/N). Didn’t see that coming.”

Emily smirked, very impressed “Guess that ‘training’ was a little more extensive than she let on.” She chuckled and let out a wolf whistle at you, the supportive best friend she was.

JJ shook her head, watching in awe. “Why didn’t she ever tell us?“

But no one was more affected than Spencer.

His eyes were wide, his face flushed. He knew you were intelligent, strong, and fearless, but this? This was unexpected. And apparently, his brain was short-circuiting because all rational thought had left him.

Morgan nudged him. “Reid, close your mouth, man.”

“I—uh—what?” Spencer stammered, gripping his drink like it was a lifeline.

“Yeah, you heard me.” Derek teased. “You’re catching flies!”

But before anyone could tease him further, you finished your performance and Spencer let out a relieved sigh while Emily and JJ erupted into claps and cheers from the crowd. You then slipped right into the more serious part of your role, chatting up patrons, trying to get any info about your suspect, all while subtly scanning the room for the target.

The entire team was watching closely at anyone in the bar but after what felt like forever, they hadn’t noticed anyone suspicious and everyone was beginning to wonder if their “lead” was really just a dead end.

But finally, between stolen glances at Spencer’s adorably flustered expression, You caught sight of a man matching the profile. You were about to signal the team to check him out but he noticed you first. You were staring at him and he took this as a sign and began to approach you.

You backed up, now positive this was your guy because of the hunger in his eyes that grew as he got closer, it was a look you’ve seen before…bloodlust

Just as he was about to reach you he was shoved to the ground by…Spencer?

The entire team was now up from their spots, weapons drawn while Spencer was handcuffing the guy who was face planted into the dark tile of the club.

“FBI! you’re under arrest for the suspected murders of Bethany Ross, Lilly Sullivan, Megan Holt, and Katrina Bell.” Spencer told the man, practically shouting at him as he pulled him off the floor with the help of Derek.

You smiled at him as he handed the guy to Derek. Who escorted him out of the building.

“Are you okay?” He asked you “having that killer approach you while you’re dressed like uh…like- well um…one of his victims-“ he tried to explain as eloquently as possible, not wanting to accidentally say something rude.

You chuckled and patted him on the shoulder “I’m alright Spence. But thanks for helping me there! It’s much appreciated.” You laugh a bit before going to catch up with the rest of the team.

Back at the BAU

The next day, the team was still buzzing from the previous night’s events.

“So,” Emily s by aid casually, “how long were you going to keep that little talent of yours a secret, (Y/N)?”

You smirked as you sipped your coffee. “Didn’t think it was relevant to the job.” you shrugged playfully

Morgan chuckled. “Well, it sure as hell is now.”

Meanwhile, Spencer stood awkwardly beside you, still unsure of what to say.

You turned to him, amused. “Something on your mind, Dr. Reid?”

Spencer swallowed. “I, uh—your performance was… technically impressive. The physics involved in—uh, never mind.” His ears turned bright red.

You grinned somewhat evily. “Thanks, Spence. Maybe I can give you a private lesson in the physics of it sometime.”

Morgan nearly fell out of his chair laughing, while Spencer’s brain promptly short-circuited again.

“Okay but seriously I’m gonna need my own private performance because you looked fantastic up there!” Emily flirted playfully, as she did.

Penelope nodded “yeah I mean I’m not one to objectify but you looked hot, like HOT HOT.” She praised.

You just laughed and shrugged, bringing your mug to your lips once more. “Maybe, but only if you guys bring all your dollar bills!”

The group erupted into laughter and cheers for a moment before everyone decided it was time to head back to work, the cases were fun but the paperwork the day after…not so much.

You sat at your desk for a moment just thinking. While your secret was out, you didn’t particularly mind. These were your closest friends so if anything it was nice having them know this side of you, and hey maybe you’ll get to use your not so- hidden talent on another case one day.

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Reposting to come back and participate later (I’m so tired rn LMAO)

Undercover Challenge 🕵️

Hey everyone, I’m back with another monthly challenge! For the months of March AND April, I am formally challenging any willing writer to take a stab at writing fanfiction including someone undercover using their choice of Criminal Minds characters! Reader, Original Character, Character/Character ships, Gen/Platonic fics are allowed! Please check out the Rules below the Keep Reading.

There are prompts below the cut, so keep going!

(**This is NOT a request list for me—this is a prompt list of other writers! Feel free to request from someone else, and be sure to let them know about the challenge!)

General Prompts 🔍

Characters go undercover as a married couple.

A goes undercover as an escort to gain intel on B.

A feigns distress while undercover and is surprised when B saves them.

A goes undercover as a sex worker. B is shocked by their sexual persona.

Halloween masks offer the perfect opportunity to snoop on your coworkers.

A is excelling at their undercover work... until B shows up, also undercover.

Character goes undercover to a mystic who immediately identifies them as a spy.

A struggles with the more psychopathic aspects of their undercover work. B doesn't.

Character becomes close with their agent handler... they've never felt so cared for before.

Character is an investigative journalist trying to learn about the inner workings of the BAU.

It would be a lot easier to pretend if Character wasn't actually in love with their partner.

A thinks they've successfully tricked B... when B leans forward and speaks directly into their wire.

Character is surprised when their undercover partner is very good at pretending to be in love with them.

A becomes worries when B gets injured on an undercover mission that they were supposed to go on instead.

Character goes undercover as a stripper. This is how everyone learns they already knew how to pole dance.

Characters are both undercover, but think the other is in the organization they're investigating. They learn nothing.

Anything else you can think of!

Dialogue Prompts 🔍

"It's not real." / "It feels real."

"You should dress like that more often."

"You look... different." / "That's kind of the point."

“Did you really think this was going to work on me?”

“Your diamond ring is fake.” / “So is the engagement.”

"Maybe in another universe, I could’ve been different."

"You haven't even scratched the surface of my skillsets.”

“I’m just acting.” / “Oh? So you can make your heart race on command?”

“We should focus on the mission.” / “I’m trying, but you’re making it very difficult.”

“I know you have to go undercover, but do you really have to dress like that?” / “No, but I look good, don’t I?”

Rules

Your fic can be a Reader insert, an Original Character, a character/character ship, a platonic ship, or a Gen fic. It can feature any Criminal Minds character. AUs and crossovers are more than welcome.

Tag me in the fic, or send the link to me in a Direct Message. It can be already written, or you can write it for the challenge - I collect both! You can also tag “#mentioningmargins”

The fic can be any genre, but ONLY send me smut if your bio states you are 18+. I DO NOT WANT smut written by minors. Ever. At all. I will check. Platonic ships and pure, fluffy fics are 100% allowed. Please also include some indication of rating if it is NSFW.

Please include Content Warnings and a one-sentence Summary of the fic in your post. For xReader fics, PLEASE specify if your reader is Female, Male, or Gender Neutral.

Have fun!

The Masterlist of fics will (hopefully) be posted around April 30 If you finish after that, no problem - just send me the fic once you’re done and I’ll add it after-the-fact!

Feel free to message me if you want help developing a plot, have any questions, or just want to gush about your fic. I’m happy to help, and I’m happy you’re here ❤️

Happy writing!

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Burn Bright / Jealous!Padawan Anakin x Padawan Reader

Anakin is obsessed with you, and when he sees you talking to an older Jedi knight, he isn’t very happy about that.

1 use of Y/N, gender neutral reader, random made up Jedi knight character

Anakin Skywalker had always been intense, but with you, it was something else entirely. From the moment you had met in the Jedi Temple as Padawan, he was very fond of you. Over the years he had felt something inside him shift—an attachment to you, one so fierce it bordered on dangerous. You were his, whether you realized it or not.

You trained together often, sparring in the temple’s sunlit courtyards, everytime you needed some practice you went to Anakin. Even when you weren’t training together you’d be hanging out. Or he’d be watching you from afar.

He studied your ever move, he knew every detail about you—the way you bit your lip when concentrating, the way your eyes darkened when you were frustrated, the way you laughed, bright and wild, the way it made him feel was like twin suns igniting in his chest.

So when he entered the training hall and saw you laughing—laughing—with another Jedi, something dark twisted inside him.

It was Zander Korr, a skilled knight only a few years older than Anakin. He was taller, broader, and had a smirk that grated on Anakin’s nerves. And worse, you were smiling at him, your hand brushing against his as you adjusted your training saber. Anakin saw red.

Before he could stop himself, he was between you both, his presence crackling like a storm.

“(Y/N),” he said, voice tight, ignoring Zander entirely. “Let’s spar.”

You blinked at him, tilting your head. “We just finished warm-ups, Anakin.” A confused tone in your voice.

“I wasn’t asking.” His blue eyes flicked to Zander, who raised an eyebrow.

You sighed but nodded. “Alright.”

Anakin barely waited for you to ignite your lightsaber before attacking. His strikes were aggressive, precise—possessive. He pushed you back again and again, his heart pounding too fast. Every time you blocked, he countered harder. It wasn’t just training anymore. It was a warning.

“You’re distracted,” you huffed, parrying a particularly vicious blow. “What’s wrong with you?”

“Why were you talking to Korr?” He hissed

You hesitated, stepping back. “Because we’re Jedi, Anakin. We train together.”

Anakin clenched his jaw, breathing hard. “I don’t like the way he looks at you.”

You stared at him, then sighed, lowering your saber. “Anakin…”

He didn’t lower his. His pulse roared in his ears. “Tell me you don’t like him.”

You frowned. “This is ridiculous.”

“Tell me.” His voice was raw, desperate.

You studied him for a long moment before stepping closer and lowering your voice, placing a hand over his. “You’re the only one I like in that way, Anakin.”

His breath hitched, and his grip loosened. The fire in his veins didn’t disappear, but it dimmed, just enough.

Zander was still watching from across the hall, but Anakin didn’t care anymore. You were his. You always would be.

And if anyone tried to take you from him…

Well, he wouldn’t let that happen.

Never.

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that feminine urge to read something that makes you cry, get angry, scream, laugh like a hormonal teenager, turn up the heat, feel like the most unique and beautiful human being on earth. *sighs*

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I NEED HIM BIBLICALLY

10 WHISKEY NEATS NOWWWWWWW!!!!

vc: @//hendofart on tiktok

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HIS EYES MAKE ME FEEL INSANE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

I think it should be required he cries in every movie he’s in.

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this scene of hayden in the virgin suicides will always make me laugh

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the things i would let him do to me

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Everyone should be doing this shit. Am i right or am i right?

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dating james kelly headcanons

warnings: NSFW CONTENT

this man has a CHOKEHOLD on me

anyways let’s start!

this man is such a gentleman to you idc what y’all say

he’s definitely reserved and mysterious at times

LOVES date nights

he denies the fact that he’s a romantic but we all know he is

like cmon the bathtub scene?!

just proves my point

james has the biggest sweet spot for you and only you

the definition of grumpy x sunshine trope

he’s so protective of you

if anyone messes with you, he would not be afraid to get his hands dirty

that includes fr*nkie

shows you off whenever he gets the chance to

he WORSHIPS the ground you stand on

calls you sweet girl, baby, sweetheart, doll

loves lazy mornings just cuddling you

now for my favorite part

NSFW SHIT!!!

he’s such an ass and tits man

loves it when you wear short skirts

he’s a dom.

BUT…..he can be a sub too

yes i said it.

only a power!sub tho

he for sure loves leaving hickeys all over your body especially in places that you can’t hide

he’s a big fan of doggy style if we’re being honest here

mainly for the way your ass moves

that being said…he has a breeding kink and a daddy kink

degrades you while also praising you

fondles the shit out of your body

loves when you pull his hair

he’s so good at aftercare i will die on this hill

let’s you know he didn’t mean anything he said while degrading you

runs a bath for the two of you and also gets some wine

okay that’s it!

tag list: @zapernz @mortalheartache @midnight--raine @camiemorgan8 @myheartwillgoon2022 @demieyesore

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Arguing over Anakin (I think he’s very well written and this moron I’m talking to cannot understand complex characters) is actually pissing me off so bad.

To critique Anakin for being dumb, immature, and not as cold and calculated as Darth Vader pissed me off because Anakin is 19-22 and Vader is like. 41.

The difference between the characters through time is big because he has grown as a person in that time.

And to actively sit here and criticize his behaviors that are a direct result of his mental health issues caused by his trauma, in which I find myself relating to, feels very insensitive and it’s clear you cannot understand a complex character with complex and realistic mental health.

You wanna be spoon fed happy go lucky content? Go watch fucking my little pony. (Which I love btw- don’t get it twisted)

Oh and he’s saying Hayden’s acting in the prequels is bad. How does it feel to be objectively wrong, as someone who’s dedicating their entire life to acting and performing in film I can tell you with my full confidence he is not bad

I could argue about how talented Hayden is and how well written Anakin is forever.

Anyway maybe I shouldn’t get this mad over Star Wars but Anakin is my comfort character and someone I relate to alot so. Sue me.

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i want to live (all origins)

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thinking about that villain therapy video that diagnoses anakin with BPD and suggests that (among other things) he needed truly unconditional love to recover and how at the end of the original series it is still anakin, and not luke, who is the one to restore balance to the force because luke is the one who allows him to heal, who adamantly refuses to give up on him despite all that he is. just thinking about how star wars is about seeing the good in people who can’t see it in themselves.

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I love projecting 🙏🙏