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A naked man has no fear of pickpockets.

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Fuck glucose.

I need that compound V shit.

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Life advice: No matter how good the hand soap smells, it's never a good idea to leave the restroom smelling your fingers.

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Do you ever really take a really big bite while eating in public and have to cover your mouth/hide your face while you chew it really fast in order to avoid looking like a Gorilla? Yeah me too.

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Gloves are low on the list of things you expect to find in typical a glove compartment.

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happy valentine's day, also known as international “alex turner's love letter to alexa chung” day.

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What do you call a living birthmark?

A conjoined twin.

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Was going to take a shower but with all my sister's hair in the drain I guess I’ll be knitting a scarf.

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 500 likes!

Is this capitalistic construct created for the truly hollow supposed to make my day better when this year already has taken from me 3 lifetimes worth of my will to live?

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The fact that the brain named itself, and all of its parts is kinda narcissistic if you ask me.

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I miss being 8, thinking that the game/progress bar would load faster if I acted like I didn't care.

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For someone who has a lot of shower thoughts, I am not shower'ing enough.

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I never understood the idea of “Shower thoughts”, I am not in the shower trying to figure out how old snoop dogg is in dog years. I’m in there water bending with my finger tips, having a concert, and theorizing how I’d start a revolution.

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Shower Thought: You can't really go to store and buy clothes if you don't already own clothes.

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"Do not touch" must be pretty unsettling thing to read in Braille.

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Shower thought: Between two stammerers, there is no concept of small talk.