halfdeadtraumas

[halfdeadtraumas]

hey guys I've been in a coma since june 2024 when technus threw a Macintosh Color Classic II (1993) at my head while i was eating cheerios for the lols but im awake now! i haven't been caught up on what i missed for the past 8 months but surely it must be nothing but good news right!

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my fans have recognized my greatness

get to know me game

fav color: dark blue like space, do NOT show me green. I've seen my insides being pulled out one too many times i hate green

last song: ulterior motives, tucker got suspended cause he played the wrong ver on the school speakers 😔

currently reading: mr. lancer told us we could pick any book so im reading wikipedia

currently watching: skulker's vivisection (lost media)

currently craving: ectoplasm flavored oreos with a side of dr. pepper mixed with takis

coffe or tea: ectoplasm

idk who to tag so go wild

get to know me game

rules: answer + tag six people u want to know

fav color: green (if u haven’t noticed hehe)

last song: heaven & back - chase atlantic

currently reading: king of sloth

currently watching: sofia the first lmao

currently craving: crab rangoons

coffee or tea: matcha tea

(ps thanks for the tag angie baby)

@yuenity @sceletaflores @kyletogaz @harpsinfinity @neoarchipelago @the-californicationist @mostly-imagines - this is lowkey humiliating bc I don’t talk to many of u, but i love ur writing so… 🤝 (also i did do seven… whoops)

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ITS TOO HOT

WHERE IS FROSTBITE

DASH AND THE ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM AND SAM JUST PASSED OUT FROM HEAT STROKE

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tucker just got suspended cause he tried to hide his vape in class and it blew up in his bookbag and we had to evacuate cause the fire but on the bright side i got to skip my calculus 2 test

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guys help i have been stuck in this front facing pose for 20 years i can not escape this purgatory

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hey guys the giw finally stopped torturing me :) jazz had called them cause i dissed her bias, ember but we're cool now :) im missing several internal organs again but family bonds are stronger :)

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hey man you good? what happened with jazz and the giw

MY INSIDES ARE BEING RIPPED OUT

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guys why are the guys in white outside our house oh my god oh my god

i told jazz that i think ember sucks cause she won't stop playing her on repeat and she just stared at me and said nothing and walked into her room and hasn't left for 2 hours now. not my fault she stans a ghost that has literally one single song she plays nonstop

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i told jazz that i think ember sucks cause she won't stop playing her on repeat and she just stared at me and said nothing and walked into her room and hasn't left for 2 hours now. not my fault she stans a ghost that has literally one single song she plays nonstop

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tucker i beg you please install bonzi buddy on technus or something so i can use my phone again

feel free to ask questions btw, technus hasnt permanently bricked my phone yet :)

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why is my lock screen telling me i need to give $500 ghost dollars to the technus overlord foundation to access my phone :(

feel free to ask questions btw, technus hasnt permanently bricked my phone yet :)

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collateral damage and my parents genes 😔😔😔

Mom and Dad tried to vivisect Mr. Lancer again because they thought he was a ghost and now he's pressing charges, class with him is gonna be so awkward considering he teaches everything but gym here :////

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Mom and Dad tried to vivisect Mr. Lancer again because they thought he was a ghost and now he's pressing charges, class with him is gonna be so awkward considering he teaches everything but gym here :////

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Hey guys, Sam here. Danny is currently in the ER (my room) due to extreme oxygen deprivation and a collapsed lung from taking his helmet off in space because he, and I quote, "Thought my head would freeze like Arnold in The Magic School Bus". He's alive though, and asked me to post this to let you all know.

Feel free to yell at him in asks.

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just saw that episode of the magic school bus where arnold took his space helmet off, im gonna go try it and see how it goes with my core! see you guys in a bit!

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update sam and paulina are dating now after all of that, im kinda confused how we got here but congrats 🥳🥳

sam and paulina were fighting like usual and sam just got on the table and started singing fight song to the cafeteria I don't really know how to react to this

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Addressing the allegations

Hi, it has come to my attention that the citizens of Amity Park believe that I am responsible for the current snow overlaying our town and have received numerous requests to stretch out the snow days to cancel school and work. I am here today to address these allegations and say that I am NOT responsible for the recent snowy weather, that falls under JACK FROST

I have NO CONTROL over the weather outside of that one time with Vortex (and the 7-day floods were not my fault!!!) If you must request for a blizzard to destroy your school then please direct your attention to HIM! on top of that we do NOT look similar, I have whIte-grey hair he has lighter white-grey hair, my blue eyes are WAY more beautiful, and also I wear SHOES unlike him!! To help everyone I have made this comparison chart showing our differences

Again, please direct all blizzarga questions to him and not ME, I'm currently busy with my failing GPA to do anything with the weather. And Elsa's lawyers PLEASE direct any questions related to the divorce to JACK FROST'S lawyers, Tucker is tired of the email spam!!!