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And that's why I had an obsession with him (still do and my man funds it)

Look I don’t care how implausible it is, I don’t care how ridiculous it is. Dick is eight years old when he becomes Robin. It’s the funniest fuckin thing and I refuse to ever make him older than eight when he bullies a grown ass Bruce into letting him go out at night with him.

Does Bruce take him on kiddie runs until he’s a little older? Maybe. Does Batman stand menacingly behind a brightly colored little bird to threaten the goons while Robin can’t see him? You know he does.

But Robin is still actually terrifying when he first appears on the scene, because he’s a teeny tiny fluttery little thing that does cartwheels and handstands and makes puns then launches himself full force to kick a man in the nose and then cackles when he bleeds. His laughter makes goons shiver, they hear it bouncing around warehouses and half of them bolt, because they learn very quickly what happens when a feral Robin appears.

The Gotham rogues all immediately have beef with a literal third grader because he took the bats attention away and also because he’s roundhouse kicked them all in the shins at some point and that shit hurt like hell, and then he laughed in their faces while making a pun about their villain name.

Majority of the rogues everywhere hate Nightwing because they all know he used to be the feral child that they all thought Batman should have put on a leash, half of them have been straight up bitten by him before he lost all his baby teeth, and they’re all so bitter about the fact that they’ve been beaten by an actual elementary school student. And now he’s all grown up? He’s fucking terrifying.

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I just don't know how to talk with people and that's completely fine because they're rude

𝜗𝜚 — i promise i'm cool, you guys.

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Any recommendations on how to stay calm while you've just been covered in vomit and the perpetrator is crying and the witness is laughing?

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Baby dick lol

villain: who are you?

bruce: I am batman––

baby-dick: *appearing out of nowhere* and I am hungry.

bruce: ...

villain: ...

baby-dick: can we get mcdonalds after this?

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Yes I will cry over the towel on the bed (and yes he will make it up to me:D)

Me crying over a issue I literally created

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Ek aunty (mutual rishtedar) Kisi distant relative ki relative, ek event pe ayi thi. Mujhe peeche se dhakka ka aya aur galti se unko touch hogya, mene bola "aunty I'm so sorry, aap theek Hain aapko lagi to nhi?" Yk just being polite. SHE GAVE ME ME THE WORST STANK EYE AND HAD TGE AUDACITY TO SAY "maa baap ne tameez nhi sikhayi, badtameez larki".... WORST PART IS MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!!? TO HAAN NHI HAIN SAALI CHURAILNI

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Me to my husband when he eats the last popsicle in this heat

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I love my man

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Real

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I love gaslighting my husband<33

don’t need a license to cause a scene ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊

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I'll never admit it's my own fault

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Do it for the plot

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Having twins is like having two fun sized cats, have zoomies, everyday, every second•_•

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It feels like having a rock in your throat

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Regretting not buying the outfit I left behind

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Makes me wanna cry because I'm not built for the tough life

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THIS!!!!

Zionism DOES NOT mean “Jewish self-determination in the holy land.” That’s FINE. But we need a different term for that that isn’t Zionism. Zionism is a colonialist mindset. Zionism is a genocidal mindset. All Zionism is bad. All Zionism is evil. People are dying. People are dying. PEOPLE. ARE. DYING. CHILDREN are being bombed in the hospitals. MOTHERS are suffering miscarriages because they don’t have enough to eat to sustain themselves and the baby. FATHERS are losing their only source of income to feed their families. FAMILIES are being ripped apart by Israeli militants. ISRAEL IS AN APARTHEID STATE. FREE PALESTINE!!!