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Tsundere homeless guy

To all my date everything fans/players. Horribly describe who you are the most down bad for in the game.

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Yappers, I am not sure how to feel about this one. Its the longest yap yet, and I decided to put it in one huge jpg, soooooo I'm sorry.

I hope it's not compressed too much.

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My 2nd yap summer has been sitting, but I decided to wait to post it so there can be 1 a week. Here it is:

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I have unfortunately realized I will not be able to include my yaps in a text post, as they are far too long (this basic one took 10k characters). So you get screenshots of my notes app, sorry to those of you with screen readers.

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Hello everyone, I know I don't post here as often as I'd like, but I am beginning something this summer that may change that. To my friends I have given the offer, for them to have me, for the whole summer, yap at them at least once weekly, about a random topic. I am calling this my Yap Summer. I currently have 11 participants, which is brilliant and it will be a pleasure to share my autistic rambles with each and every one of them. However, I feel Tumblr doesn't deserve to be left out, these rants should be available for all! Starting next week I will begin the yappening, and will not stop until August arrives and my friend who gave me this idea gets his phone back and is able to read all the yaps.

If you wish to be kept up to date, please either follow me or follow the Yap Summer tag I will be putting on this post, so you'll be able to see all the Yap Summer posts.

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Just realized I have like 12 poems I just haven't posted here. I should probably get on that.

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EDA VOTERS ASSEMBLE!!! WE NEED EDA AND STAN TO WIN TOGETHER!!

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Just binged 5 parts of JoJo in a week help-

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Read that as pennies and was like "Damn two-dick Johnson is poor."

They’ll never guess how many penises two-dick Johnson has

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Okay, so I've been planning to make a sideblog dealing with my weird hallucinatory dreams for a while now, but I haven't gotten around to it, and this one is too important to withhold. It was a surprisingly realistic dream, when I touched something hot I got burned, when I dropped something it fell. The odd part was that I was cooking. Now, you don't know me, but I never cook. I wouldn't know where to start if I tried. But this dream, I could somehow follow a complex recipe to a T, making not a single mistake. As well, after I woke up, the only part of my dream I could remember clearly was me cooking, and the recipe I used.

As I just explained, I cannot cook. Likewise, all those in my life who can cook, refuse to cook this dish, believing it to be a bad omen, a curse from a malevolant spirit. They even read the tarot, and it said the future would be grim if I continued. So Tumblr, to you I now must beckon, some random Tumblr chef please create this abomination, and free me of this curse! I shall leave the recipe and instructions below.

Ingredients:

2 steaks(cut unspecified)

2 pieces of bird meat(chicken implied, cut was seemingly a drumstick)

Onions(white in color. Seemingly chopped or shredded, but not diced)

Something leafy, possibly basil or something similar in appearance.

Seasoning, seemingly garlic salt. Lots of it.

A large frying pan, large enough to cook at least 1 steak.

Implied fat such as butter or oil, to keep from burning

If your frying pan is only large enough for 1 steak, the simply do this recipe with only 1 steak and 1 drumstick, otherwise cook both simultaneously. Adjust for portion sizes.

Instructions:

First, begin cooking the 2 drumsticks, unseasoned.

Wait for them to partially cook, and remove them from heat.

Then place the steaks in the frying pan, season heavily with seasonings specified.

Make sure the chicken is also seasoned.

Cook the steak and chicken in the same pan, with the chicken atop the steaks(if possible, as previously stated I don't know how cooking works)

Cook until chicken is safe to consume

Remove heat source, and leave in pan til pan cools.

I assume you then eat it, but if I did in the dream I don't remember that part. If any Tumblr chefs would like to attempt to make this, please @ me or reblog this post. I will also be submitting this to as many dream and food blogs as I can find, although I felt it would be best to place it on my blog first.

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Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

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ₒ︎08Ɩ ʌǝɹd ǝʇɐʇoɹ oʇ ƃoןqǝɹ

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Chat....... am I dumb?

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HOW?

How?

How did we fight so hard

And still lose?

We fought tooth and nail;

We never stopped resisting.

So how?

How is everyone fooled

By his silver tongue

And his faux stunts?

How are we such

A stupid people,

As to welcome him?

Perhaps he will be the Judas

To our holiness.

Then, will you realize?

Realize,

Just how stupid,

Just how betrayed

We all feel

Seeing what you did

To our lives.

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I TRIED TO CALL MY FRIENDS OUTFIT CUNTY BUT I MADE A TYPO CAN CALLED HER DRESS COUNTY I FUCKING CAN'T OMG

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Regret in how I had the perfect opportunity to say "In how I treasure his chest" and I BLEW IT!

TREASURE

I am a pirate,

In how I love his treasure chest.

Strong, firm, lovable,

That's what you are to me.

I am a pirate,

In how I take his booty.

He is the seventh sea

I want to ride on.

His saltwater lips

Leave me parched.

Stuff me in his barrel,

Tie me with his rope,

And I thank him.

Below deck

He takes me apart;

He is the greatest treasure

I have ever discovered.