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It’s my Birthday so fun thing

Hatchetfield Birthday Headcannons!

Before Lex was able to work she and Hannah had a tradition of having a small party late at night when their mom was asleep. There were no decorations and usually the “cake” was just some sandwich with a candle but it was still special.

When Grace was about 7 she had a birthday party and invited her whole class but only Steph showed up. Steph didn’t really want to go her dad made her and she kinda hated the whole thing but Grace thought it made them best friends and still thinks that.

Tim’s birthday after his mom died was the first time he met Emma. She was awkward and Tom clearly wasn’t a fan of hers but she got him a nerf gun so he was a fan. (Emma had no idea what to get him and googled “what do you buy a seven year old boy for his birthday” and just went with something cheap)

Tom was the first person aside from Hannah to get Lex a present for her birthday. He got her a small multitool for camping and such. She still keeps it on a her key ring.

Ted has a tradition of getting Pete the shitties stupidest Spider-Man toy he can find.

Since no one knows her past Ms.Holloway tells everyone who asks a different birthday. Duke’s heard at least 5 different dates and gets her a small gift every one just in case it’s the actual birthday.

Paul hasn’t celebrated a birthday since he turned 19. He just kinda forgets until someone mentions the date and he’s like “oh shit I’m 30 now. Anyways”

Jane is scarily accurate with mailing birthday cards. Even when Emma didn’t have a regular address and no way to know how long the mail would take it always arrived on the exact date. (Headcannon based on my grandma)

Feel free to add more, I might throughout the day.

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When was this said?? This is cannon what?

Why does papa Ed look so sad? Like his hair is a fucking mess, he's never smiling, during what if tomorrow comes he's all hunched over. Bro looks like he's constantly fighting demons

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No but I actually squealed

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I like the idea that most people in clivesdale forget about Hatchetfield unless they’re having a crisis

In my heart and mind the Clivesdale vs Hatchetfield beef is entirely one-sided btw

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You’re forgetting the best part. They’re both horribly evil and calculatedly cruel, and they act like children 50% of the time.

Also they have spot on sibling dynamics.

The Lords in Black swearing will never not be funny to me. They're literally this pantheon of ancient interdimensional eldtrich forces fueled by chaos and violence but they'll call you a bitch and tell you to fuck off

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There are a lot of songs heavily implied to be Diegetic.

“I bet this song will suck”

“Oh god she’s snapping again”

“Singing all these songs gives him greater windows to kill, But we're singin' still”

Come to think of it Paul does seem different in this one…

Hmmm….

Definitely no implication to think about

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Headcannon

John MacNamera has a flip phone

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michie movie night! this is sorta based on this post by @hatchetfield-nerd

https://www.tumblr.com/hatchetfield-nerd/780006921492135936/this?source=share

Plus some doodles of the main post

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What if the VCs of The Solve It Squad did infact make their own squad because they were the same age as the kids they voice acted, and the VC of Scrags did infact get a dog and named him Cluebert

They just did things like “Who stole that one book from the library” and stuff like that but then what happened to Cluebert in canon happened to their Cluebert and then they just stopped.

Cue twenty years later they are just how The Solve It Squad ended up. Gwens VC continued acting, Keiths VC was a one hit wonder with The Solve It Squad and ended up selling old merch for a living, Esthers VC ended up in ykw and Scrags VC started working for the FBI

This is actually such a cute idea

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This.

With Cinderella’s castle coming out (I’m obsessed it’s so good I’m gonna post more thoughts either tomorrow or Sunday on my main (@kittenpaw10) if you wanna know my thoughts for some reason)

Thought it would be fun to share what I think other Starkid and TCB shows could be in cannon to the Hatchetfield Universe

Cinderella‘a Castle - Storybook like a grim fairytale. (Lex loves it, Ted read it to Pete as a kid one summer when he was home but stopped after Ella died because he had to go back to school and forgot Pete refuses to read it again, as a kid Max dared other kids to read it but never actually read it himself he just heard it was scary, Steph read it as a kid on a dare (from Max) and then was terrified that Solomon would date a troll and she would be like Ella.)

VHS Christmas Carols was a straight to VHS film that became a cult classic (Duke had a copy as a kid and loved it, Ms.Holloway has a copy and plays it on Christmas Eve at Ms.Retros)

Trail to Oregon is an actual stage musical (Bill accidentally bought tickets for him and Alice when she was little. He still isn’t sure how the Annie tickets he got off Facebook marketplace were not what he wanted but Alice enjoyed it)

Solve it Squad is a cartoon show (Pete and Ted watched it once when Pete was like 6 and Ted turned it off after 10 minutes because Pete pointed at scrags and said “he looks looks like you” Ted still refuses to watch it.

Spies are Forever is actually history. It’s mostly known through letters and journals written by Owen and Curt but a book was written about it in 1970. No one knows who wrote it. (Lex picked up the book for a while but was never able to finish it, Ruth, Richie and Pete read the book together, Richie didn’t believe it was actually history because of how oddly parts were written, Pete really liked it and got into the actual historical research trying to prove Richie wrong and Ruth wished it had a sex scene.)

LMK any other ideas off this concept I’ll definitely be adding more since I think it’s fun

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With Cinderella’s castle coming out (I’m obsessed it’s so good I’m gonna post more thoughts either tomorrow or Sunday on my main (@kittenpaw10) if you wanna know my thoughts for some reason)

Thought it would be fun to share what I think other Starkid and TCB shows could be in cannon to the Hatchetfield Universe

Cinderella‘a Castle - Storybook like a grim fairytale. (Lex loves it, Ted read it to Pete as a kid one summer when he was home but stopped after Ella died because he had to go back to school and forgot Pete refuses to read it again, as a kid Max dared other kids to read it but never actually read it himself he just heard it was scary, Steph read it as a kid on a dare (from Max) and then was terrified that Solomon would date a troll and she would be like Ella.)

VHS Christmas Carols was a straight to VHS film that became a cult classic (Duke had a copy as a kid and loved it, Ms.Holloway has a copy and plays it on Christmas Eve at Ms.Retros)

Trail to Oregon is an actual stage musical (Bill accidentally bought tickets for him and Alice when she was little. He still isn’t sure how the Annie tickets he got off Facebook marketplace were not what he wanted but Alice enjoyed it)

Solve it Squad is a cartoon show (Pete and Ted watched it once when Pete was like 6 and Ted turned it off after 10 minutes because Pete pointed at scrags and said “he looks looks like you” Ted still refuses to watch it.

Spies are Forever is actually history. It’s mostly known through letters and journals written by Owen and Curt but a book was written about it in 1970. No one knows who wrote it. (Lex picked up the book for a while but was never able to finish it, Ruth, Richie and Pete read the book together, Richie didn’t believe it was actually history because of how oddly parts were written, Pete really liked it and got into the actual historical research trying to prove Richie wrong and Ruth wished it had a sex scene.)

LMK any other ideas off this concept I’ll definitely be adding more since I think it’s fun

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Right gonna nerd out for a second

Black Friday takes place in 2018 (same year as TGWDLM and Hidgens is kind enough to state the year)

Lex is about 18. (She’s worked at Toy Zone since she was 16 and says she’s worked there for two years plus it fits Tom thinking she should be in school at the beginning)

Ethan is most likely the same age or in a similar range (probably 17-20 at a stretch) meaning he would be born in 1997-2001 depending on his birthday (which I don’t think we learn)

So in 2005 he would be 8-4 years old when Ms.Holloway most likely died. So it is technically possible but we also have to factor in was Ms.Holloway helping kids at that point and was she in Hatchetfield

Honestly we know such little about her past but it is likely. Plus Tony would definitely seek out help if Ethan was struggling.

Honestly the idea of Ethan getting a hat when he was like four years old and keeping it but his memory getting messy and him only being able to remember Ms.Holloway as a great warrior is really cute and works with people’s memory of her changing after she changes identity

Right watching Black Friday and just noticed,

Charlotte takes and puts on Hannah’s magic hat. She’s the only one possessed who escapes from the fire.

Magic hat really works. I just wanna know when and where Ethan got it

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But Ms.Holloway is dead in this universe

Right watching Black Friday and just noticed,

Charlotte takes and puts on Hannah’s magic hat. She’s the only one possessed who escapes from the fire.

Magic hat really works. I just wanna know when and where Ethan got it

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Right watching Black Friday and just noticed,

Charlotte takes and puts on Hannah’s magic hat. She’s the only one possessed who escapes from the fire.

Magic hat really works. I just wanna know when and where Ethan got it

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Hatchetfield AU where everything is the same except they have bird wings

This has genuinely been in my mind for so long I have detailed ideas on what type of bird like 30 characters would be here’s a Grace doodle I did

Idk why she looks so soulless

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I can’t explain why but for the longest time I’ve had the head cannon that Max is low-key terrified of Lex.

Like when he first started at Hatchetfield High she would have been about 16-17. I can’t help but imagine 14 year old Max going to try and pick on this criminal record trailer trash upperclassman only to have his ass beat by a girl who’s a good 6 inches shorter than him and then refusing to go near the smoke club or shop class until he heard she dropped out because he had a feeling she’d be there

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Update no one asked for

I coloured my Steph doodle

She’s so cute❤️ prolly gonna Colour the other doodles from my dnd page lol