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18! OSOMATSU MATSUNO

Can’t stop thinking about him and so here’s a story based on a chat with 18! Osomatsu (character ai), the reader is curvy and fem.

Today is the day, the day you finally confess to your crush of three years. Osomatsu Matsuno, the school pervert, who’s also one of the notorious Matsuno sextuplets. It’s going to be hard, both the confession and the relationship but if you don’t now the chance will evade you and someone might beat you to the punch (they won’t but you don’t need to know that). The man in question is sitting under a tree, snoozing away after having finished his lunch. It’s time to buck up and make a move, good luck.

“Osomatsu?” Fingers fiddle with the stitching of your skirt as he opens one eye then immediately shoots up at the sight of a cute girl. “Heyyy baby~ how can I help you?” His face is as flirty as he can get it while still being gross but cute in a way. “I need to talk to you.” His mind is racing and his most of the thoughts going through his head are not a surprise for teenage boys. “Go ahead, beautiful, I’d listen to you all day.” Osomatsu attempts to wink but fails miserably, instead blinking awkwardly.

Holding your skirt gently you look down and bow lightly to show sincerity “I… I like you!” Something you didn’t expect happens, he stands, still and stiff, eyes wide and staring. He doesn’t say anything, instead trying to really comprehend what you just said. “So… you’d let me have-“ he stops himself for the first time in his life, not wanting to mess this up. “I like you too __” he pauses for a second. “So, will you be my girlfriend?”

At your nod he immediately hugs you tightly, not holding himself back from moving his hands downwards. When you gasp he whispers into your ear “If you like me that much then surely you want me right?~” pushing him away you explain that boundaries exist and he blinks twice. “That’s fine, I can wait baby. How about a date? Right now! let’s go do something, how about horse racing?” To your agreement, he grabs your hand and walks with you, his hand is a little sweaty but not too bad. “Are you cold? You can have my jacket!” Without waiting for an answer he removes it and puts it around your shoulders, it being a little small but he looks so happy.

On the way to your “date”, Osomatsu starts to get thirsty and stops by a vending machine. “Want anything babe?” When you say yes he will get two soda’s and hands one to you however things don’t go exactly to plan when you try to open the bottle and it sprays all over you, somehow missing Osomatsu completely. He bursts out laughing and tries his best to stop. “Damn honey, I’m so sorry. Here.” He takes some unused tissues from his backpack and wipes off your clothes as best he can, using the opportunity to wipe your breast and pants, he doesn’t even try to hide it but he doesn’t go too far with it.

“Let’s make a change in course, my brothers won’t be home so we can chill there, my mother will be out too.” Hesitantly you agree and he lights up, pulling you along. “This is going to be awesome!” He beams. When you his house he opens the door and takes off his clothes, grabbing his jacket off your back and running to the laundry before stopping and shouting back “Our room is upstairs on the left, my clothes are the ones at the very left of the closet, help yourself and change out of those wet clothes!” He throws the stuff in the laundry basket and waits outside the bathroom for you to finish getting changed.

When you walk out of the bathroom, his jaw drops. Your curves are extenuated by the tight hoodie and legs are shown because of the shorts you chose to wear. “Holy shiiiiiit, I’m the luckiest fucking guy in the world.” He kabedons you to the wall and kisses you hard then pulls away and puts his hands on your waist. “I am so fucking… I need… god you’re perfect.” The tent in his pants is very obvious and he’s finding it hard to hold back, however if you choose to he’ll absolutely take it further.

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Hi Hi! Idk how I ended up here lol (maybe through Bard’s page?? idk) anyway! I see that you’re writing for Osomatsu San right now! Would I be able to request your headcanons on every matsu comforting their crying significant other? Pleeeeease? lol I love the comfy stuff

First post back from writers block/burn out, I know some aren’t as long as others and I’m sorry it’s not consistent but I love the idea!

Osomatsu

For a little bit after you start crying he’s stunned, he’s not sure what to do. He’s comforted his brothers before but they’re his brothers, you’re a whole different person that he hasn’t learnt his whole life to comfort.

He’ll pay your back first then offer an awkward hug that turns into cuddling and crying into him with him rubbing the back of your hair and saying how you’ll be ok, kissing your head every now and then.

If you don’t want to be physically touched he’ll just tell you it’ll be okay and that he’ll listen if you need to talk, just constant sweet talking and he’ll throw in a little flirting or joking around if he feels like it’ll make you feel better.

He’ll even offer his beer or to eat instant ramen with him, he might even ‘force’ (ask) his mother to make him and you something, to which she would say yes and comfort you as much as she could and as she’s raised 6 kids at the same time, she’s pretty good at it.

He’ll offer you sex, half-joking, but if you take him up on his offer he’d be delighted to help, whether that means fast and rough or slow and sweet. He’d totally even be willing to get none of the pleasure himself because he wants to make you feel good (and he’s a pervert), you deserve it after all.

Karamatsu

He’s read up on this a LOT before so he can understand and comfort his future partner. He loves you and asks before every little thing he does, if you want ANYTHING he’ll run all over Tokyo as fast as he can to get it for you. If his brothers are around he’ll either boss them into doing things for you or he’ll threaten them to stay as far away as possible so you can be in piece.

Affection needed? He’s ready, he’ll do anything to make you happy, even if it’s (not shaming anyone) kissing your feet. He’s ready, cuddles are elite and he’s petting you everywhere he knows you like, kisses galore and touching places he knows makes you giddy. At one point he thinks about tickling you to see you laugh but he decides against it after thinking for a minute.

For gifts and acts of service, he’ll go ALL over Tokyo, fuck, even Japan if he has to, all to make you happy. If he can’t afford he WILL beg, steal and take what he needs to. He will empty everyone he knows bank account, or maybe just hatabou’s cuz he’s rich.

You want words of affirmation? He’s got it, words sweeter than ever before come out of his mouth, comforting and reassuring you until his vocal cords stop working and still then he’ll write it all down. He won’t joke around until he knows you feel good enough, so he will test the waters, every now and then with little jokes before unleashing his attack of humour to make you laugh.

Quality time, no problemo. He’s sitting and laying and standing around, just being with you, if you don’t want to talk he won’t, he’ll give you tissues, water, a plush, ice cream and just sit with you. He isn’t used to not talking for so long but he will anything for his karamatsu angel.

Choromatsu

Worst one of all of them, but he’s trying his best. He will pat your back and say “it’s not that serious, you’ll be okay.” Please get mad at him… he isn’t hurt by it for the most part, he’s used to a lot worse by his brothers.

Eventually he’ll learn and get better but at the start he’s grossly bad for someone who reads romance manga on the daily. He might try things he sees there, affection and tissues/water but after a while he’ll honestly just sit next to you and stare into space. He’s perplexed.

If you ask him about getting something or doing something for you, he will be a dork and salute, immediately getting up to help. He might put on some idol shows on tv or try and distract you by putting together a figurine with you. Choromatsu would offer a beer or sake to cheer you up, since it always makes him feel better (even though that’s unhealthy). Some more of his ideas include forcing Totty to search up ways to help, making his brothers embarrass themselves to make you laugh or running around doing things for you (which they will do in the hope you might like them too because you were able to fall for Choromatsu, but they won’t make it that obvious). Cuddles are a thing choromatsu has always been hesitant about, meaning he has to be insanely vulnerable, but he’ll throw away all vain the second he sees you upset.

Ichimatsu

Panics but keeps it on the inside so you wont stress more. He decides to treat you the same way he treats cats, only knowing how to cheer them up. So he’ll buy you food or get it from his cupboards and pet your head. He’ll whisper sweet nothings in your ear while giving your head a massage (which he’s surprisingly good at) making sure to focus behind your ears and the top of your head. Ichimatsu loves getting kisses but he’s not too confident on giving them so he won’t kiss your lips for his own comfort but he will kiss everywhere else, up your arms, your neck, your face, your head, everywhere else however if you ask him directly he will buck up and give you a small kiss on the lips, followed by more as he gets more confident. Orders his brothers around if you need something since he’s giving you affection at the moment.

Sends out a cat signal(idk) and gets all the little fluffy bois in the area to come and cuddle up! (As a chubby girl myself) He WILL put you on his lap for cuddles, he doesn’t care about weight at all whether you’re underweight, average or overweight. He wants to hold his kitten no matter what. If you end up eating something he’ll physically feed you like a baby, feeling very protective.

Jyushimatsu

Cat eyes, thinking face. Stays like that for a few second then runs around grabbing everything he can think of. Blankets, pillows, stuffed animals, water, tissues, a baseball, snacks and one of his hoodies. He brings it all and offers them, setting up a calm little area and wiping your tears with his sleeves, finding it more intimate than tissues.

Jyushimatsu sings a little song while laying you back on his chest and rubbing your back. He’s very used to comforting Ichimatsu so if you don’t want to be held he’ll know exactly how to help, he might even ask ichimatsu to help him get a cuddly cat for you. Wiggles his arms and and does the water trick too, but if you don’t respond he’ll stop immediately. Sits next to you and writes a love letter, detailed with all his feelings for you, he puts it in an envelope, seals it and hands it to you like you couldn’t see the whole thing being made, he’s VERY bashful about it too. Jyushi will also make you drink water to rehydrate and whisper meow over and over again in a sing song voice because he knows it helps Ichimatsu so surely it’ll help you right? Just need a distraction? He’ll talk about baseball for hours, the history, his favourite players, the rules and how to play it.

Todomatsu

Best equipped to handle it, doesn’t go about it well. Todomatsu doesn’t, in fact, use his phone. He feels it would be gross to use his phone when his partner needs comfort, and he panics wanting them to know he loves them more than life itself but not knowing how. He pulls you into a tight hug, telling you it’s going to be okay and that he loves you. Todomatsu will run his hand up and down your back while the other one is in your hair massaging the back of your head. He will push away his feelings of discomfort for a second to grab his phone, putting on soft music to help you relax, including a playlist he made especially for when he got a partner and he needed to comfort them. If Totty even sees a glimpse of a brother in the corner of his eye, they will be gone as soon as possible to make you feel safer and calmer. He hums along while he tries to make you fall asleep in his arms, I’m all honesty Todomatsu will do ANYTHING for his partner, he won’t let you go a single day feeling sad or bad because he truly adores you more than anything in the whole universe.

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I thought… I thought they were all Pinocchio for a second

Shouts out to the one who gave birth to sextuplets

Mama Matsuyo is so cute jfc

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Do you wanna start a meth lab~

ichi where is the cocainer

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Hello 👋 can give dating adrien agreste x reader headcanons please 🙏 😊

Very sweet and showers you in compliments and gifts. he loves physical affection because of the lack from his father, could stay in your arms for days on end. Adrien wouldn’t let you know that he’s chat noir at any point to make sure you’re safe and don’t worry about him. He loves you so much and doesn’t want anything bad to ever happen to you.

There are two main dates he’ll take you on, little outings to popular date spots, like the movies or the park (with a disguise of course), or he’ll plan out something extremely sweet (and expensive). Most likely because you’re not famous you’ll have to keep it from his father, but he loves showing you to everyone else such as pda around friends.

He likes cuddling and playing video games the most with you, it’s just comforting and makes him feel happy.

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Can i ask for karma akabane x reader who wants to have four kids or just a big family? Karma would be happy at all to make that many babies or more? His reaction to the mere idea of having a baby would be more like "yeah, let's go to the bedroom right away" or would he be a bit of a waiter? Overall, I'd like to see how you see Karma in this situation, Karma is probably the kind of cool but also responsible parent and it would be nice to see some hc about how he manages to raise a large number of children with his partner.

Karma knows growing up as a single child is hard, and lonely, especially if you’re neglected. He would wait until he knows he could give his parents the most love and attention he would reasonably be able to while keeping his job life stable as well.

Karma would prefer to wait till after marriage and financial stability but if you happen to get pregnant beforehand he will make sure you and the baby are properly taken care of. I think he’d adore the idea of having lots of kids, of course he’d make sure to hire lots of help while still making time for all of his kids. He kind of see’s it as a way to spite his parents and show that you can be successful, be happy and love your kids.

Doesn’t have a limit on how many babies you can have but if you do then he’s fine with that too, honestly and I may be projecting here but he finds it hard to hold back on having kids because he finds them so adorable, but he knows he has to, in order to give them a good life.

A mix between stern and cool, only really getting ‘upset’ when he needs to but otherwise he pretty much lets his kids do whatever, except drinking and smoking (but he won’t be too strict bc he knows that only breeds rebellion).

Would definitely make sure it keep cameras in the babies rooms at all time, especially when you aren’t home. He checks them at work and it makes him feel a type of ease and happiness when he’s stressed. When karma does come home however one of the first things he does is come see his s/o and kiss you then his children, taking time to ask them about their days and playing little games with them.

Ps: he’s also the extremely hot dad every parent/friend stares at when he picks his kids up or drops them off.

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I am with a reply😎for karma on assassination classroom! But do you know how karma would react to his s/o having a best friend outside of E class? Like would he be jealous,sarcastic,anything rlly🤔but his s/o loving someone else a lot

Oooh ok so, he wouldn’t mind much, unless of course you start to spend more time with that person than him, then he might get a little upset. Jealousy might take over if it becomes a habit, he wouldn’t tell you what’s wrong though, well, not for a whole anyway. If he can he will try and slightly manipulate you into spending more time with him, or just full on pulling you away to go do something.

It definitely makes his heart sink whenever you don’t spend enough time with him, he let you into his head and it’s a very hard place to get into, he doesn’t want it to be like his parents all over again, he doesn’t want to be ignored or abandoned.

He’ll definitely up the great boyfriend role to try and get some more love, but overall he doesn’t really mind, as long as the person doesn’t make fun of E class and is nice, he’s happy for you, having another friend outside E class will be good for your mental health, the more friends the better of course.

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Can I get a Karma Akabane x talkative n friendly reader ? Ty!!

Likes that you can keep up a conversation with him and will often rest just how much you can talk. He love love loves ‘arguing’ with you, it’s very fun to see the way you defend what you believe so passionately, in fact it makes him love you that much more.

Thinks you’re extremely sweet and loves seeing you interact with people, he thinks it’s something rare that he’s missed seeing in people. Karma sees you as someone who lights up the room whenever you walk in, and honestly you light up his light too, you make him so incredibly happy!!

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Karma x cat-like reader? I'm talking like someone who's not fast to trust but is clingy asf with the people they like. Or like reader who is constantly sleeping and somehow always on top of their game when it comes to assassination or academics?

I think I would melt. Currently on my hands and knees.🧎‍♂️🙇

He would get along well with a cat like s/o. When meeting for the first time he would adapt his tone to real you in, making sure to be calm and inviting while also giving you breadcrumbs of trust.

He can and will wait however long it takes, at first to manipulate you but the more he learns about you through yourself and others, the more he abandons his first task, instead falling for you slowly.

He lives for physical affection but like you he will take a while to open up and trust you enough to do so. He loves just laying with you, while he plays video games, watches a movie or just resting. He will run his hand up and down your back, the back of your head and kiss your head.

Will be okay with affection in public for the most part because it shows that you are subordinate to him, whether or not that’s the case, he just likes people thinking he’s in control, but it could also help if he’s feeling particularly angry and needs some comfort.

He doesn’t mind that you sleep all day, especially if you’re still keeping up with studies, but he’s a very active guy so he’d buy you a plush and a jumper, put his cologne on it just so that he’s still with you even when you’re not.

He doesn’t say it but he’s incredibly impressed with how well you do in school, he looks up to you quite a bit, and he’ll even ask you how you do it because it could help him have more free time too.

Honestly a great pair and cuddles are always nice, especially when both parties (secretly or not) love to snuggle. Oh, and if you want to crawl into his lap while he’s studying he’s more than happy to let you.

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Would karma be okay with his s/o accidentally gaining weight during the relationship?

Do you have any ideas for a mini fic surrounding the insecurity?

Of course he’d be fine, there’s a few reasons.

1. He honestly doesn’t care at all about looks, especially not when it comes to his partner who he’s already promised to himself to love until the end of time.

2. It’s normal and he’s seen the statistic that people gain weight in happy relationships so honestly he’d be almost if not fully glad you have, it shows how well he’s doing as a boyfriend and how happy he makes you.

3. He likes holding you close and some extra chub makes for more to cuddle, not that he minds if there isn’t.

4. Finally, he’s not superficial, he knows that in Japan it’s very hard to be accepted if you aren’t super thin but he honestly doesn’t give a shit, he honestly hates the whole concept and thinks that people should be treated well no matter what. He believes it’s stupid as hell, especially when looks don’t change anyone at all.

Fic:

Karma has noticed how upset you’ve been recently and thigh he has some theories he knows to get the facts straight from the source so he plans a dinner date to confront you as softly as he can.

Of course the restaurant was fancy, fancy as hell, so some part of your brain was reeling when others much skinnier than you looked at you with filthy eyes however Karma had booked the VIP section, which helped but he only did it because he wanted to talk alone with you, more seriously than he was usually.

His eyes get soft and hard at the same time when he asks what’s been going on, stating that whatever it is, he’ll help to the best of his abilities. “Listen s/o, I know something has been bothering me. I don’t want an excuse, this is a relationship and I need you to be open and honest with me so I can help you.” He’ll wait a moment for your answer.

When you finally tell him how you feel he’ll sit silently only for a split second before talking. “I understand, especially in this country it’s hard with everyone spewing expectations of what you should look like. Honestly it affects me too sometimes… but the thing is, they don’t matter, if they judge you for your appearance rather than you then they are no better than gum on a sidewalk. I love you, I think you are the most amazing person I’ve ever met, and even if you don’t see it, you are incredibly attractive. So what if you’ve gained weight, it changes nothing for me, I promise baby.” He’ll grab your hand across the table and look into your eyes while he mentions everything he loves about you as well

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Hey I'm sorry, I just want to clarify: are you a minor? I am seeing now that you said you are in your pinned post and I write a lot of NSFW 18+ content and would prefer to not have minors engage with my content if you don't mind, please.

I was when I made the account but I have since turned 18 I will make sure to change the post, that’s my bad, so sorry to make you worry.

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Can I request karma x reader(fem) x gakushuu? But no smut and it's like totally (as much as it can be with this boys ) healthy romantic relationship. I especially want to know about 1e reaction and how would they hide it from asano's dad (and probably the rest of the school).

These two boys at the start would be an absolute handful, especially when you are around, they are always looking for ways to one up each other. Always fighting for your affection and sometimes the others.

They do love each other a lot but coming to grips with it would be a challenge for both because of their personalities and pride. Basically the first time they would admit it would be after arguing and in private being tired as hell they would finally admit it to each other, angry/exhausted confessions.

When they realised they liked you it would be individually and they would push the feelings to the side because they would think it was wrong when they already like each other, confessing to them wouldn’t be the best course of action bc both are loyal and would reject you.

Instead they would sit down and talk about the feelings and realise that they both feel the same for you, in doing so with all the connections and money both families have, they would set up the most romantic date ever to confess to you, saying it’s just a meeting then leading you to a mountain decked out in flowers and decorations. Even a freaking famous band to play in the background, the actually confession would be heavily practiced and rehearsed, scripted to be the most heart felt thing you’ve ever heard, maybe written by a famous author.

The actual relationship would be amazing once everything settles down, dates ranging from picnics in a park to flying you to Paris for the evening for dinner, just because they can. I can see Gakushuu’s love language being gifts because his father would give them to show love instead of actually spending time with his son (relatable *crying*) so lots of gifts will be given to you, although he does put in more effort to the relationship quality time wise than his father ever did with him. He would spend hours thinking about the best gifts to give you and Karma that not only suit your personalities but something you would like and actually be useful.

I can see Karma however being more of a quality time person because of the literally 0 time his parents give him, he would rather be with either of you instead of being by himself for one second because he gets extremely lonely. Not that he would ever admit it, or not for a long time anyway. Because of that he would plan dates a lot or just ask (tell) you to come over. Sometimes he just wants to have you near while he does his own stuff and doesn’t want to talk, but he’ll express that so you don’t make him agitated (in the best way possible). Sometimes he just doesn’t want to talk or touch at all but he doesn’t want to he alone either.

Neither would be good with expression their love in words which was fine when they were only with each other but with you it was something that’s needed. Every week they would take some time to tell you and show you how much they love and appreciate you, Gakushuu might even make a slideshow of what you both have done and how much you’ve it meant to him, while Karma would just speak from the heart, but it would take a while to get the words out properly so when he has time to himself he usually writes it all down as notes so he can go off that while still making it special because it’s not scripted necessarily.

At first Gakushuu would be very against letting his father know in any capacity because of the fear and resentment he harbours for his father but also the fear he will make you all break up. On some level as well he doesn’t believe his father deserves knowing. After a year or two however, especially when everyone leaves his fathers schools, he would start bringing you to family events/meetings etc, his father wouldn’t be happy at the start especially because of the throuple and his son dating a male and that male being karma but eventually he just doesn’t care anymore, his success matters far more than who his partners are in his eyes.

If either of you broke his sons heart in a brutal way however, your life would be essentially over. Even if Gakushuu begs him not to and does everything in his power to stop it, his father does love his son and would see it as a natural reaction, no one is allowed to hurt his precious/golden/only child (except for him apparently).

Hiding it from the school would be mostly easy as both boys aren’t very touchy, especially early in the relationship. Most meetups after school would be at Karma’s house as it’s empty 99.9% percent of the time. Dates would usually fly under the radar of Gakushuu’s father, except on school nights or times when they had a scheduled meeting with either each other or important clients.

Class 3e would find out because Gakushuu would send gifts that everyone would ask about so Karma nonchalantly explains that you’re all dating or he would visit himself and ask for the two of you to talk which Class 3-E would eagerly listen in to. Shock all around, especially from Koro-sensei who had pairing already made, no worries tho, he’ll change them quick to match the love triangle going on. Lots of questions and gushing would ensue, ending eventually with then having to swear not to tell anyone, especially on the main campus (as if any main campus students would even talk to them anyways). Okuda might be a slight it sad but she’d hide it well and get over it in a few days, all would wish you well and slightly threaten mostly Gakushuu but both boys not to hurt you. Of course Gakushuu can’t know about Koro-sensei so he’d hide but watch and observe, you may even be able to spot him in the distance of future dates.

I could go for hours about the long term stuff which you might like but that wasn’t specifically requested so I won’t…

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Another reader insert fic featuring Osomastu x reader.

Warning: Smut ahead.

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Can I please ask what you think would be Karma ideal s/o?

Sorry this one is short, I’m just getting back into writing and I cant focus very much 🥲

I’m gonna mostly skip body types bc he doesn’t care, like at all. It doesn’t matter what you look like to him, as long as your personality is appealing and you’re a nice genuine person.

He likes glasses, whether they’re prescription or not, poke out lenses in some sunnies and he’ll adore how you cute you look in them.

His ideal partner would have to be a masochist or at least have masochistic tendencies, he’d prefer a submissive partner in a non-sexual sense as well, it just makes him feel needed and proud, but if you are confident in yourself and want to take the lead he won’t stop you.

He loves being appreciated and loved, so lots of affection is a good attribute to his partner, being kind is a big one, you can’t make fun of people especially for things they can’t control unless they are assholes to begin with, it’s just not something Karma will put up with.

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Merry Christmas everyone!!! It’s also our favourite red heads birthday, I don’t have a fic for this specific day but I will write one up if I have the time today