Am I a lobster? Am I a gummy bear from hell? I don’t know. All I know is that I am a fan girl and a weirdo. Bite me.
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About the little girls
One of them is very sweet, talk it through, kind, things like that
the other looks like the type to pop heads off
its obvious that both have agreed that this is the best course of action
Barbie movie idea.
Instead of whatever the last one was, this is a multiverse barbie xover spiderverse style.
Every single barbie that has ever existed (show/movie form) is thrown together into the greta gerwig barbie movie. every barbie show, every character from the movies, even the new one. mostly they actually get along pretty well.
some plot points include:
The Meet (TM) where everyone eventually makes their way to Weird Barbie’s house.
The Greet where they get to know each other and compare universes
The Discovery (pt1) where they find out that they are all together because, like, all their villains are back and working together or w/e
The Discovery (pt2) where they find out that the baddies are being controlled by a Big Bad (TM)
The Travel Sequence where they search for the Big Bad and trap the smaller bads through various means on the way. None of them are particularly interested in getting their own baddie in specific. they just get whoever they need to at the time.
The Discovery (pt3) where they find the Big Bad (TM) and its just two 8 y/o sisters playing barbie
The Resolution where the girls kill promise not to do it anymore but are obviously (to the audience) lying
Credit scene (1) From the Barbies’ pov just a Pop! and cut to black.
Credit scene (2) Barbies starting their movies/shows again mostly exactly the same with the heads looking just slightly different so that only the people who analyse the movie notice.
#The barbies cant tell#but they are gaining a consciousness#and the girls cant have that#itd ruin everything for them#they have to actually be 8#and play with barbies#for accurate casting#all characters are animated the same way they are in their canon media#for accuracy
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Barbie movie idea.
Instead of whatever the last one was, this is a multiverse barbie xover spiderverse style.
Every single barbie that has ever existed (show/movie form) is thrown together into the greta gerwig barbie movie. every barbie show, every character from the movies, even the new one. mostly they actually get along pretty well.
some plot points include:
The Meet (TM) where everyone eventually makes their way to Weird Barbie’s house.
The Greet where they get to know each other and compare universes
The Discovery (pt1) where they find out that they are all together because, like, all their villains are back and working together or w/e
The Discovery (pt2) where they find out that the baddies are being controlled by a Big Bad (TM)
The Travel Sequence where they search for the Big Bad and trap the smaller bads through various means on the way. None of them are particularly interested in getting their own baddie in specific. they just get whoever they need to at the time.
The Discovery (pt3) where they find the Big Bad (TM) and its just two 8 y/o sisters playing barbie
The Resolution where the girls kill promise not to do it anymore but are obviously (to the audience) lying
Credit scene (1) From the Barbies’ pov just a Pop! and cut to black.
Credit scene (2) Barbies starting their movies/shows again mostly exactly the same with the heads looking just slightly different so that only the people who analyse the movie notice.
#barbie#barbie movie#barbies#the barbie movie#the ultimate barbie movie#into the barbieverse#barbie lore#lore#but seriously id love something like this#for those of us who watched the original movies#and played with barbies#weird barbie#barbie movies#plot ideas#movie ideas#fanfic ideas#:)
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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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Eff you for the tag :)
Yrene Towers (Throne of Glass) and Kate Moreau (White Collar)
TAG GAME: two fictional characters that make you go "omg it's me!"


randy meeks (scream)
charlie walker (scream 4)
tagging: @taintandviolent @fear-is-truth @am3ricanh0rrorwh0re @marchsfreakshow @slutforgarlogan @slvt4jamesmarch @lacucarachapisser
#idk#these are just the two characters that i consistently agree with#like their motivations and actions#i just think i’d do pretty similar things for pretty similar reasons given the situation
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i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child
not tagging anyone cuz ur the only one i interact w/ <3
tag game 🤭
rules: color the sentence that's true about you
i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child
this is a whole lot of yellow lmfao
no pressure tags: @marthawrites @schniiipsel @aemonddtargaryen @aemondsbabe @adragonprinceswhore @arcielee @black-dread @lovelykhaleesiii @aemondsbabygirl @valeskafics @connorsui
#thx for the tag lol?#a few were iffy#i used to paint my nails but not anymore cuz work n shit#i wear lipstick/mascara pretty regularly#but not enough to colour it lol#and the loose v tight clothing is very day by day thing
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Patronus Analysis 043 Buzzard
Those with the Buzzard are natural observers, rarely missing anything. Often less talkative but still involved in what happens around them. However, choosing to watch goings on and be less talkative does not mean they lack communication skills. Those with the Buzzard patronus have great communication skills and can be very persuasive.
Those with the Buzzard are often goal orientated. They know what they want and will do anything to achieve it.
Analytical, those with the Buzzard are often found thinking and can outsmart there way out of any problem.
The buzzard is most common in Slytherin but is found in other houses.
#harry potter#hp#hp fandom#harry potter fandom#patronus#buzzard#my patronus is a buzzard lol#on one hand yea that actually suits me pretty well i think#on the other hand the connotations in the first fandom i was actually in#Throne of Glass
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Let's create a chain!
Link here
Wervty's Murmur Chara Creator
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Thoughts
sometimes when i run out of sheets i use a sleeping bag 
but then when i have to move around i don’t wanna get out of it so hop around in it
or squirm like a caterpillar or a worm
but if i absolutely have to get out of it, sometimes it ends up being almost a ring when i go to get back in…
and then I have to try to get back into it without mucking up the perfect circle and so i sink myself into it .
and I don’t think that i will have ever been able to contort myself in any sort of similar manner in any other context
nor do I think I will be able to
#life#random#i’m in a sleeping bag rn#and i had to get out for a moment#and when i got back it was a ring#so i just decided to collapse myself into it#and it worked perfectly#i collapsed life a giant wacky inflatable man that just ran out of air#:)
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the set and costume designers for the lotus casino scenes who made all the wacky fashion choices for the background characters and even made the fucking cars??? in the parking lot???? from various decades and time periods YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS I ATE THAT SHIT UP
#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy series#pjo#pjo <3#annabeth chase#grover underwood
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Luke Castellan // Percy Jackson and the Olympians
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:) @iamsuperwholocked ig
Starting a new thread because the other was so long it was making everything sluggish x.x
Tag game: Insert a photo that you already have in your gallery that best describes you.
Thanks for the tag, @kraytwriter!

Tagging all of my followers. Yep, that's right. If you're following me, consider yourself tagged.
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Goncharov (1973)
Oh don’t mind me im just doing some cinematography art studies of my favourite Katya moments ~
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Give me a Percy Jackson who hates swim team. Who went to a public pool for swim lessons once when he was five and started to sob the second his skin hit the water
give me a Percy Jackson who is always just the slightest bit unsettled at pools because water is never meant to have the life sucked out of it and be divided into lanes or put in boxes in the ground
Water isn’t meant to be contained.
a percy jackson whose skin feels like it’s slowly beginning to burn when he tries to swim in chlorinated water, who hates any set swim stroke with a passion and can’t stick to one for the life of him
who doesn’t understand why you’d want to keep only to the surface of the water, when being cradled under the surface is everything
because swimming is supposed to be like the tides, maybe patterned, but never identical, it’s supposed to be flowing with the world around you as you please
Give me a Percy Jackson who loves the sheer nature of water so much that he can’t help but quietly despise our “pools” and their dead water with their constricted sides and restrictions on what it means to change with the world around you
A Percy Jackson who is the child of water in its most natural state, and who can hardly bear to see the way society has attempted to contain it and sterilize it and strip away its power
He hates swim team, but that’s only the half of it
#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson headcanons#headcanon#headcanon accepted
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i want more nico percy thalia as the big three kids with dumb scheduled meetups. i want more thalia percy fights. i want to see the trio and their nature vs nurture interactions. i want percy nico tired parent feral racoon dynamics. i want to see the three of them and their complicated relationships and their growth and i dont care about hoo
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PJO series continues to have goated posters, more at 11
#pjotv#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood#i love this#this is amazing
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