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I bet this caused like 12 car crashes

drove past a hotel and they had a pretty big digital message board and I glanced over and almost had a fucking stroke while driving because it was just playing this gif

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You know what that's it

I'm making a minecraft parody

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It's worth it for shrek cup

why does my sister have a puss in boots glass in her cupboard.

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Here yall have some Wilbur soot fanart

God bless L'manburg

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Sorry for being gone so long yall here's a bobby pin

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Cant wait for Ryansworld to grow up so he can make videos titled "I fucking hate my parents" and shit

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My life can be summed up by that picture of a cat next to a banana

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Do what must be done

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This was beautiful

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These all sound like gay porn actors if u say it in a movie trailer voice

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If nutting didnt have a cooldown I would always be constantly nutting like a garden hose just to flex

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Macklemore be like *mackles*

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They just have a turret trained on the entrance that kills anyone that walks in

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On the block

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New show idea, basically everyone is a skinny white guy and stuff but one of the skinny white guys has tits that hang down to his knees (played of course by Michael Cera). Any questions?

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Me: tells someone I'm being bullied

Person: walk away

Me next time I'm bullied: walks away

Bully: follows me