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First years + Reader as things me and my friends have said aka sleepover shenanigans

I have a strong feeling Epel is unhinged and comfortable to say the most absurd things with the first years 🧍‍♀️and this is my first actual post..

Everyone is in the common room, sitting on the floor

Epel: In the future, gender reveals are gonna be like, “Balls or jaws?”

Ace: Oh, I’m so doing that!

Jack: What did you do, fuck an Orphan?!

Reader: And what if I did? What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Deuce: Bro I swear to the Sevens, the next time a fly buzzes in my ear I’m going to scream in its ear.

(After he screams at the fly and the rest of the first years are trying their best not to laugh, ace failing tremendously)

Deuce: mm a midnight snack 😋🤤 ima use the tiny little fork and plate from a Barbie house to slurp him up😌

(Ace teaching Sebek to use bad slang)

Sebek: Shut the front door😡, shut the back door🤨? OPEN THE BACKDOOR😨!!

Epel: you can open my backdoor😏

Epel: Cock with an L: CLOCK!⏰

(This is a strong head cannon I have with Jack btw, he’s traumatized by it)

Jack: A fate worse than death……A BOWL CUT😰

Ace: I may be stupid…..but at least I notice the A in diamond 😌🫢

(The first years wandering ramshackle, going through random rooms)

Epel: it smells like Granny coochie in this bitch Ngl

Reader falling to their knees wheezing: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SMELLS LIKE!?

Sebek incredibly mortified: YOU LIKE THE ELDERLY!?

Ace plotting a devious scheme during PE

Reader: 😡CONTROL.😡YOUR.😡ASS.😡OR.😡I.😡WILL 😡

Epel taking to Jack about Vils diabolical routine he made for him: I am bout to switch to Prefects dorm

Jack: No,you’re stuck with the potato cutter😒

OK THERE, THAT’S JUST A SNIPPET, TELL ME WHAT YOU GUYS THINK 😭

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