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Love wins!!!

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venger looks so stupid in this picture i can't

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I’m seeing a pattern in the pairings I enjoy and I’m not sure I like it (I’m very predictable)

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Sheila: I’m kinda cold-

Hank: Oh here, take my jacket!

*meanwhile*

Presto: I’m cold

Eric: Well GEEZ Presto, I can’t change the weather

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You: Arthur and Merlin

Me, an intellectual:

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Venger: Would you be there for me if I was going through something?

Hank: Nope

Sheila: Absolutely not

Presto: Hope it sucks, whatever you’re going through

Diana: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life

Eric: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you

Bobby: I can’t wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could’ve changed the outcome

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i only found out the dnd cartoon was based on a game when i was 14 😔

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bobby is absolutely the kind of kid whod be like “Mom look what I found!” and she expects like a cool rock or a bug or something and then he comes over holding an actual snake or raccoon or something

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Yeeeess! I think the post you’re talking ab is actually mine from before I made this separate account 😭

But I didn’t know ab the swimsuit thing let’s GOOO‼️

Once again dying on my little hill that Presto is trans

Although it’s kind’ve a cliche headcanon, I feel like literally every skinny nerd gets a trans hc (not a complaint at all we love to see it)

Like yeah hypothetically hcing Eric or Hank as trans men would be more interesting

But CMON LOOK AT THAT DWEEB!!

He transed my gender I think it’s fair that I transed his

Idk why I’m acting like people are fighting me on this there are like 4 people in this fandom at a time monthly

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Once again dying on my little hill that Presto is trans

Although it’s kind’ve a cliche headcanon, I feel like literally every skinny nerd gets a trans hc (not a complaint at all we love to see it)

Like yeah hypothetically hcing Eric or Hank as trans men would be more interesting

But CMON LOOK AT THAT DWEEB!!

He transed my gender I think it’s fair that I transed his

Idk why I’m acting like people are fighting me on this there are like 4 people in this fandom at a time monthly

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it wouldve been really cool if one episode the kids had to trade weapons or something so here’s my rearrangement

Eric: Presto’s hat, he’s the main one making fun of Presto for it so I’d like to see him try and do better

Sheila: Bobby’s club, she’s usually more defensive or tricking enemies, as well as just being a bit shyer. So I’m making her get in there

Presto: Diana’s staff, he’s an uncoordinated little nerd and he’d probably knock himself out with it before a fight even started and it’d be hilarious. I love him.

Bobby: Sheila’s cloak, for the exact opposite logic as Sheila getting his club. He always wants to rush in there and smash some kneecaps, not anymore kiddo. Also just so it’s him and his sister

Hank: Eric’s sheild, he’s the leader of the group so he gets to protect people, idk it feels poetic or metaphorical or something

Diana: Hank’s bow, she’s smart enough to come up with a way to use it as successfully as her staff, she’d have an arrow wrapped around a tree branch and swing kick into people or something. Also she’s underrated and deserves it

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-Eric almost gets in the way of a spell-

Presto: Eric! I could have killed you!

Eric: Okay? So could anyone, so could a very dedicated duck! You’re not special, Presto.

Presto:???

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Hank: Is it going to do something?

Presto: Hopefully.

Hank: Should we be farther away?

Presto: Oh definitely.

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If this show was made nowadays Eric would say sus

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target audience of less than ten individuals

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Sheila the thief 🤫

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Presto: Hopefully Eric has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.

Eric: Oh, shut up and die Presto.