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I’m seeing a pattern in the pairings I enjoy and I’m not sure I like it (I’m very predictable)
#low-key mean himbos and their little emotional support guys who are more capable than them#nandor x guillermo#guillermo de la cruz#nandor the relentless#wwdits#bbc merlin#merlin bbc#merlin#arthur pendragon#merthur#bbc merthur#presto the magician#eric the cavalier#dndc#dnd cartoon#eric x presto#one piece#cobymeppo#kobymeppo#koby x helmeppo#helmeppo#coby one piece
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Sheila: I’m kinda cold-
Hank: Oh here, take my jacket!
*meanwhile*
Presto: I’m cold
Eric: Well GEEZ Presto, I can’t change the weather
#dnd cartoon#dnd incorrect quotes#dnd cartoon incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#dungeons and dragons cartoon#dungeons and dragons#80s dnd#presto the magician#dndc#dnd show#eric the cavalier#hank the ranger#sheila the thief
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You: Arthur and Merlin
Me, an intellectual:
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Venger: Would you be there for me if I was going through something?
Hank: Nope
Sheila: Absolutely not
Presto: Hope it sucks, whatever you’re going through
Diana: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life
Eric: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you
Bobby: I can’t wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could’ve changed the outcome
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i only found out the dnd cartoon was based on a game when i was 14 😔
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bobby is absolutely the kind of kid whod be like “Mom look what I found!” and she expects like a cool rock or a bug or something and then he comes over holding an actual snake or raccoon or something
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Yeeeess! I think the post you’re talking ab is actually mine from before I made this separate account 😭
But I didn’t know ab the swimsuit thing let’s GOOO‼️
Once again dying on my little hill that Presto is trans
Although it’s kind’ve a cliche headcanon, I feel like literally every skinny nerd gets a trans hc (not a complaint at all we love to see it)
Like yeah hypothetically hcing Eric or Hank as trans men would be more interesting
But CMON LOOK AT THAT DWEEB!!
He transed my gender I think it’s fair that I transed his
Idk why I’m acting like people are fighting me on this there are like 4 people in this fandom at a time monthly
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Once again dying on my little hill that Presto is trans
Although it’s kind’ve a cliche headcanon, I feel like literally every skinny nerd gets a trans hc (not a complaint at all we love to see it)
Like yeah hypothetically hcing Eric or Hank as trans men would be more interesting
But CMON LOOK AT THAT DWEEB!!
He transed my gender I think it’s fair that I transed his
Idk why I’m acting like people are fighting me on this there are like 4 people in this fandom at a time monthly
#dnd cartoon#not incorrect quotes#presto the magician#dnd presto#dnd show#80s dnd#dndc#dnd#dungeons and dragons cartoon#dungeons and dragons
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it wouldve been really cool if one episode the kids had to trade weapons or something so here’s my rearrangement
Eric: Presto’s hat, he’s the main one making fun of Presto for it so I’d like to see him try and do better
Sheila: Bobby’s club, she’s usually more defensive or tricking enemies, as well as just being a bit shyer. So I’m making her get in there
Presto: Diana’s staff, he’s an uncoordinated little nerd and he’d probably knock himself out with it before a fight even started and it’d be hilarious. I love him.
Bobby: Sheila’s cloak, for the exact opposite logic as Sheila getting his club. He always wants to rush in there and smash some kneecaps, not anymore kiddo. Also just so it’s him and his sister
Hank: Eric’s sheild, he’s the leader of the group so he gets to protect people, idk it feels poetic or metaphorical or something
Diana: Hank’s bow, she’s smart enough to come up with a way to use it as successfully as her staff, she’d have an arrow wrapped around a tree branch and swing kick into people or something. Also she’s underrated and deserves it
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-Eric almost gets in the way of a spell-
Presto: Eric! I could have killed you!
Eric: Okay? So could anyone, so could a very dedicated duck! You’re not special, Presto.
Presto:???
#presto the magician#eric the cavalier#80s dnd#dnd cartoon#dungeons and dragons#dungeons and dragons cartoon#dnd show#dnd incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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Hank: Is it going to do something?
Presto: Hopefully.
Hank: Should we be farther away?
Presto: Oh definitely.
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If this show was made nowadays Eric would say sus
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Presto: Hopefully Eric has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.
Eric: Oh, shut up and die Presto.
#i was playing with an incorrect quotes generator#this feels very accurate#presto the magician#eric the cavalier#dndc#d&d cartoon#dnd cartoon#dungeons and dragons#tiny fandom#incorrect quotes
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Dude gives so much he/they transmasc energy and I’m not just saying that because he was my favourite character when I was like five-
He’s the only one in the gang who goes by a different name than his one on earth in the show
And I know canonically that his real name is Albert
But in my heart it’s cause his “real name” is his dead name
Thank you for coming to my ted talk on shows with minuscule fandoms
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