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On a hiatus

Sorry y’all, but right now focusing back on school and won’t have time to write anything seriously. I may pop on now and then but suffice to say it was past time to declare a hiatus. 

Hope to be back on later on in the semester! 

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Fake Dylan Spotted

so guys I saw someone in the airport today that looked legit like our sexy mans Dylan but unfortunately it was NOT him...FALSE ALARM. I think he (and huis dad?) thought I was a weirdo because I kept staring at him but man oh man if he only kept his back to me I could TOTALLY see it!!!! 

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dad dylan headcanon !!!!!!!!

ooh I like this one. overdue but here y'all go (*disclaimer: my opinions of potential Dylan dad vibes are mine alone, so apologies in advance if it doesn't fit your idea, LOL) Also wholesome... if you want an R-rated one you know where to find me ;)

Super-supportive (like he'll do fifty-fifty housework, child-rearing, grocery-shopping, you name it; he'll want you to get time to yourself and have some self-care)

Is a surprisingly good cook? He's half Italian, and his mom taught him how to cook which means he knows how to make a killer lasagna or bolognese or chicken parm, etc etc and you love him for it because you're a total foodie

Is really gentle with the kids, and goofy with them; he wants them to learn how to be responsible adults but he also just knows how to have fun with them and get on their level. you're never worried when they're together

Always makes sure to take time off from acting regardless of the role partly so you don't feel like you're having to do it alone but because he misses you guys like CRAZY and always would be with you if he had it his way

He enjoys hosting. Like, LOVES it. He invites a ton of people, which is just fine because you have a large house and a lot of your friends you have in common, so it's a fun time all around. Being a Leo he's a natural host and turns on a whole new mode for parties. Being the more introverted partner, you let him do his thing; while he's regaling them with stories you're checking to make sure their glasses are topped, the kids are amused (usually in the kids room in the basement with arts and crafts), and having some side conversations with some closer friends of yours. Food-wise he'll make enough for everyone and then some; suffice to say people go home with Tupperware. And he insists on playing his own curated mixtape that's 90's and 2000s music galore. Everyones dancing including the kids by the end of the night.

He’s extremely respectful of you, your family, and your relationship; he gets approached often by fans and in particular female fans. Most are great, but some may ignore boundaries and try to get more from Dylan but he always shrugs it off in a casual yet clear way that is never unfriendly.

Being in the spotlight and living part time in New York, you’re sometimes spotted out and about with the kids in a less than appealing light by paps. This has resulted in articles in tabloids trying to judge you and your motherhood abilities. Dylan became more protective, preferring to go out together (where they’re less likely to make remarks), and being outspoken in interviews and any other opportunity in an effort to shield you all from unwarranted scrutiny.

Even being together for many years and now married with kids Dylan loves showering you all with presents. You regularly go on date nights, sometimes a hot new restaurant or an oldie but goodie, and have mutual friends watch the kids (what you call “aunties/uncles”).

For holidays you tend to visit Dylan’s in New Jersey and California more often because of the difficult relationship you have with yours. It used to make the holidays a tough time for you, but since meeting Dylan you’ve come to embrace them again. It doesn’t hurt that Dylan’s family are such kind souls and treat you like their own. Dylan’s so happy to share that with you.

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The wink WHILE he adjusts his junk is just *chef’s kiss*

Dylan O’Brien bts of All Too Well: The Short Film (2021)

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AAAAGH IM SO HAPPY TO HEAR FROM U AGAIN

I'm so sorry y'all :((((( Doc studies have killed any ounce of writing creativity much less actual dissertation topic creativity so I'm strugglin AF but STG late this dec and jan I will have more time as it is one of the very few times I am completely off (cant promise for upcoming summers...) but y'all will get my random dyl musings for this upcoming month I can promise that much.

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our mans can't help but look like a fuckin SNACK everywhere he goes

Dylan O'Brien with fans at MoMA The Museum of Modern Art in New York City, New York. (December 6, 2022)

📷©: skzscafe on Twitter

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Hit 100

OMIGOSHHHH 

YOU GUYS

Just hit 100 followers!!!! Y’all are so sweet. I’ve got some Dylan-related ideas brewing around my noggin... going to see if I can scrounge up some one shots / miniseries for this last stretch of November to thank you all.

#staythirsty

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Dylan lookin more and more like Eminem these days... like a goddamn SNACK

Dylan O'Brien having fun with a piano mat while hanging out with friends. (November 12, 2022)

🎥©: talter’s Instagram Story

Fun Fact: Dylan has been playing the piano since he’s 4. x

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Dyl windin up my inner slut as we speak 

{x}

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I’M STILL HERE... PROMISE

I feel terrible... totally disappeared off the face of the earth there for a long while... still very much IN it with school but things are slowing down a bit socially so I may actually have some time to devote to writing again. Came back on and was yet again blown away by the hotness that is Dylan O’Brien. DOB makes for some good motivation ;) just sayin’ #ifyouknowyouknow 

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I’m sorry, but am I the only one staring at the big ol’ boner????

Dylan O'Brien with friends - 10.2.22

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dripping wet... just the way I like my stiles 👅👅

STILES STILINSKI Teen Wolf (2011—2017 ) Season 5, Episode 9

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why is this photoshoot giving ‘jurassic park’ fanfic au??? 

MORE HQ PHOTOS: Dylan O’Brien for DaMan Magazine

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Hiiii!!! How are you?? I was wondering if you're going to continue the blurbs? The where we send the character, age, gender, a word etc.?

I'm going to be taking a bit of a hiatus in writing... school's unfortunately (but expectedly) taking over. I'll still post now and then but it probably won't be planned and will be fairly delayed. Sorry! I have a backlog of some requests so I'll probably attend to those first before new ones.

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good god he has no right to be that gorgeous... NO RIGHT 

DYLAN O’BRIEN 2022 | Interview Magazine Dinner Party, New York City (September 6)

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Dylan O'Brien dancing with a fan in Long Beach Island, New Jersey recently. (September 2022)

🎥©: lyndsayvon on Instagram