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"Sirius' love language is physical touch" I say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“she’s right,” they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: Remus Lupin himself.

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EXPLOITION

Lily: im gonna make victoria cake tomorrow

Remus: dont burn the mittens again

Lily: that happened oNE TIME, anyways the cake is hard to make im not concerned about the mittens

Remus: considering that if the mittens burn u might burn the whole house maybe the mittens should be a bit higher in the priority list

Lily: No in the mitten induced rage you made me bend my foot it hurt like a mother trucker

Remus:…

Lily: im in pain and in agony there is nothing to “…” about

Based on a real conversation with @honeydukes04 (im deeply sorry bestie but its funny)

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remus played dnd with lily during summer

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why does literally every artic monkey song sound like it should be in a coming of age movie ??

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sirius would actually shed tears

*Marauders in the car*

James, Peter and Sirius *chanting*: McDonald's! McDonald's! McDonald's! McDonald's! McDonald's!

Remus: *pulls into the drive-thru*

James, Sirius, Peter: *cheering*

Remus: *orders himself a black coffee and then keeps driving*

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reblog this if your blog is a safe space for poc

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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if you have a problem with this then something wrong with you. 

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thank u for the tag <3 here's my picrew

tagging @honeymooneyy @nymphadora14

New picrew thread! For Harry Potter OC’s and characters or just yourself! :)

My OC Thalia Potter

Tagging @dead-gay-wizards @prongs103 @marauders-my-love @cas-atlantic @maraudersgirl1234 @pan-rainbows-are-me

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happy birthday to my mom!!! i made this cake for her :)

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Chocolate Frogs

okay so imagine cooling charms would interfere with the charm that makes the chocolate frogs jump. bc of this once in a while a chocolate frog melts but a jumping charm still stays on it on it so like a mangled melted frog jumps out of the box when some first year muggleborn opens it and is traumatized

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i cut off songa at the end and cant decide what to listen to

what is YOUR specific personal reason you shouldn’t be handed the aux? call urself out (in the tags or not. cmon this is public)

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for the gc <3

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at first i was like 'hmmmmm classic rock' AS A JOKE

guys... i don't think it's a joke anymore

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The Marauders Bags Bc Im Bored

James : Carrie's around a huge over the shoulder bag that has a bunch of random stuff in it for the randomist situations (does give me the vibes that in first and second year he made Effie get him the backpack w only one strap)

Sirius: Walburga made him carry around a rlly fancy leather backpack w/ the family crest but after he ran away he definitely had a purse collection that included a big one for school (maybe a tote?)

Remus : Messenger bag vibes!! i cant explain it, it just is also gives me tote vibes he keeps the minimal in there and makes a bunch of trips back to the dorms during the day

Peter: He gives me the vibes of someone w/ a full sized clear backpack which also has just a tornado of papers and books and ink (one time he also stuffed a bunch of dung bombs in there which lead to McGonagall catching them before they could even start the prank)

let me know if y'all want more for some reason

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I hate this fancast with a burning passion