If you don't know how to act, don't.
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Bunnies at the beach 🐇🏖🐚 #bunnies #beach #run #cute
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Wow. I wish Marge could understand the concept and significance of getting a note. This would've really boosted her confidence.
I'm home alone and all of a sudden i start hearing strange noises as if an animal is in distress outside in the distance. It worries me so I'm just about to get off the couch to go see what it is when suddenly my brain recognized the sounds i was hearing as familiar. It was my rabbit.
Snoring.
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Why do we always say "My mind is racing" and comPLeTeLY pass up the opportunity to say, "My noggin... is joggin."
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Crying while talking is just nature's autotune.
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PSA:
If you eat that layer of pesticides that's on the outside of your fruit then bugs can't get in your stomach and cause mischief.
Don't wash your fruit. You're welcome.
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Don't let anyone think they can intimidate you.
Nothing can make you more afraid in life than your own thoughts already do.
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I'm home alone and all of a sudden i start hearing strange noises as if an animal is in distress outside in the distance. It worries me so I'm just about to get off the couch to go see what it is when suddenly my brain recognized the sounds i was hearing as familiar. It was my rabbit.
Snoring.
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The worst thing you can do to a person is tell them a secret but not tell them that it's a secret.
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Finally! A cooking channel for my lifestyle.
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Mom: "What's bananas foster?"
Me: "It's bananas whose parents weren't able to take care of them so they were sent to a family that could."
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Why do we always say "My mind is racing" and comPLeTeLY pass up the opportunity to say, "My noggin... is joggin."
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I just used my arm to cover my cough but I'm wearing short sleeves so my mouth on my bare arm made an alarming fart noise
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