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If I had a nickel for every time I was in a fandom that made their relatively normal, quirky prepubescent male protagonist who has a sister a half-human half-supernatural-being that can be summoned, is immortal, and has powers beyond comprehension (which was the result of the protagonist defeating an extremely powerful supernatural being and inheriting their power) but is still at heart a goofy kid who messes with people whenever they can, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's WEIRD THAT IT HAPPENED TWICE.

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GUYS HEAR ME OUT.

London Exclusion Zone. Clearly sounds like the Chernobyl exclusion zone after the plant shut down. An are where no one is allowed to step in bcuz the effects of Chernobyl still affect it. It's in London.

I say it's where the Magnus Institute and the Panopticon used to stand. After all, Melanie, Georgie, and Basira SET IT ON FIRE, and it was definitely a pile of ruins in MAG200. It would make some sense that the land the Panopticon was on is still slightly tainted by the Fears, and if they were sucked out of the universe in the Panopticon, it makes an agent of the Fear is spit out in the same location.

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My girl Gwen just went the Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute London route, and was given a job she has no idea how to do, wherein her predecessor was definitely more competent, and now that they're gone, The Horrors are going to start flooding in and she'll have no idea how to deal with it until someone tells her, but she'll try to act like she knows what she's doing in the meantime.

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Live Episode Reaction (spoilers under cut):

- SAM ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE

- Curiosity killed the Khalid cat amiright?

- bro, did sam get sick bcuz of getting archived

- OH THE NIGHTTIME TRAIN??? spooky (I am not British, i dont know wtf a nighttime train is)

- APOCALYPTIC CONFLICT YOU SAY?

- YOU ARE NOT SAFE. ANSWER ALICE'S CAAAAAAALLLLLLS

- Alice my bby 💞💗💕💖💞💕💞💓

- this fucking train worker guy sounds so tired lol

- COLIN???????? COLIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? WHY'RE YOU IN THE OFFICE??? WHAT ABOUT FREDI??? (FR3-D1? Freddy? idk)

- BRO IS COLIN GONNA DIE?

- GWEN. LENA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- Lena's voice is shaking?? Omg. I can't tell if she's angry or scared or relieved (or all three)

- "GOODBYE GWEN." GURL. "BEST OF LUCK, YOU'RE ALL GOING TO NEED IT"???? GURL

- *Insert Evil Bouchard Laugh here* You now have something in common with Mr. Jonahlias Douchard now :D

- "Just checking for tape recorders" 👀

- "EVEN IF IT WAS ON THE TRAIN-" it fucking IS. IF YOU JUST ANSWERED ALICE'S CALLS-

- "We want your teeth." no thank you.

- "suspicious door, and we both know what happens if we open it" Good enough for me! 🚪🌀WELCOME BACK THE DISTORTION!!!!🌀🚪

- is that the TMA theme in the background?????

- wow, a side character finally admits a place is haunted in a horror podcast?

- "stay out the way of whatever goes on" ADD THIS MAN TO THE "SMART MAGPOD CHARACTERS" LIST. (Joshua Gillespie and Sebastian Skinner lol)

- "50 quid" hell yeah BRIBERY!!!!

- this custodian is a mood

- WOAH WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. STATEMENT??? STATEMENT???

- ARCHIVIST!!!!!!!!!!!

- "Is this place a wound that never healed?" YES. A WOUND IN REALITY.

- So... is the Hilltop Center basically a shopping center run by the Fears or smth?? Imagine working as a cashier here. Literal nightmares lol

- "it was the whimpering" just like Jon Jarchivist Jims-

- MANNEQUINS, YOU SAY?

- Sam should learn from this custodian and STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.

- NOOOO DID THIS MAN JUST GET BURIED ALIVE???

- TAPE RECORDER ALERT!!!!!

- Back to Samelia, I see...

- STAIRS? TO THE BASEMENT? JUST LIKE THE STAIRS IN TMA HILLTOP ROAD THAT LED TO THE CRACK IN REALITY?????

- high-pitched humming?

- Oh. My. God. DONT TOUCH IT. IS IT THE TEAR IN REALITY??? SOME ALCHEMY THING?

- Spill the beans, Celia

- oOOOOHHHH SAM SNAPPED.

- CELIA FROM ANOTHER REALITY CONFIRMED!!! HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

- "it keeps pulling me back"

- She doesn't remember??? THERE'S NOTHING TO GO BACK TO? WHAT HAPPENED TO TMA-VERSE THEN????

- WAIT. NO. NO. CELIA. OH SHIT, IS SHE GONNA BETRAY HIM?? FUCK. CELIA WHAT THE FUCK NO

- "I really did like you" CELIA. YOU BITCH

- STATEMENT?

- TAPE RECORDER???

- CELIA'S EXPERIENCE IN THE EYEPOCALYPSE ASHSJFIWHENDKD

- THE FEARLESS ONE? GEORGIE????

- WTF HAPPENED???? HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

- ALICE!!! OH GOD.

- TMA THEME???

- custodian guy!!!! (oh shit, he dead)

- "We are the Hilltop" We are FNAF frfr

- GWEN OH BOY. (Is that alcohol??? Lena had alcohol on her office?????)

- I have a feeling Lena was right and Gwen is WAY over her head. But at least now there's a Bouchard in charge of a supernatural orgnization again :p

- THAT COMPUTER GLITCH THO

- CELIA'S ALIVE!!! ALICE IS HERE!!!!

- "where's Sam?" 😨

- "They're gone, Alice." WTF DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE GONE??? OMG THE PREDICTIONS OF SAM TRAVELLING TO TMA-VERSE AAAAAAAAA—

- I CANNOT WAIT MONTHS FOR THE NEXT EPISODE, WHAT THE FUCK???!?!?!?!?

GUYS PLS PLS PLS WRITE FANFICTION OF SAM IN THE TMAVERSE. PLEAAAASEEEEEEEEE

LISTENING TO THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL SEASON FINALE ON THE TRAIN HOME 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 (i sure hope an Archivist isn't there with me)

I'm reblogging this with thoughts post-episode

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LISTENING TO THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL SEASON FINALE ON THE TRAIN HOME 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 (i sure hope an Archivist isn't there with me)

I'm reblogging this with thoughts post-episode

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I've never posted art on here before but I JUST HAD TO GET MY INTERPRETATION OF BILL'S PARENTS OUT HERE.

Btw i dont think this is what they'd look like in the actual 2nd dimension, since I subscribe to the Flatland-esque anatomy for Euclydians, but... it's for aesthetic purposes. Don't think too hard about it. :D

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST MY ART WITHOUT CREDITING ME.

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SOMEONE ALREADY CRACKED THE WEBSITE AND GOT A MAJORITY OF THE SECRET CODEWORDS! I'm putting them all here in image form because there's a crapton, have fun!

6 images in all, you'll probably have t. Save them and zoom in. Go nuts ya'll!

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I typed this out at the same time as my attempts at putting things into the computer, so if someone's already done this already I'm sorry :(

I'll edit as I find more and/or see more mentioned on the internet or from friends.

SPOILERS under cut.

Hectoring - A funny little song accompanied by a preacher narrating the tale of when someone in church confessed to meeting Bill Cipher.

Bill Cipher/Cipher - Takes you to the Wikipedia page on triangles.

Dipper - A note from Bill pops up telling Dipper there's secret messages in TBOB that one can only be seen if he stares at the sun for 13 hours.

Mabel - Stickers start popping up around the workspace. If you enter Mabel enough times the computer says 'Lab now fully Mabelized".

Stanley/Stan - Takes you to ebay where you can purchase a set of brass knuckles! If you enter it repeatedly it takes you to even more ebay pages with Stan-themed items, and eventually to the "Wheel! Of! Shame!" where Bill offers some commentary on Stan.

Stanford/Sixer/Ford - A case report pops up on Ford talking about his extra finger.

Soos - A long letter from Soos pops up that is a little bit of him warning us not to read TBOB, and a lot of him rambling about himself.

McGucket/Fiddleford/Old Man McGucket - Takes you to the Cotton Eye Joe music video.

Wendy - A note from Wendy pops up (don't look in the bottom right corner).

Pacifica - A note from Pacifica pops up with her version of a warning not to read TBOB.

Robbie - Brings up excerpts from a chat between Robbie and Thompson talking about searching for Bill in the woods. There's also an image from a video of them running away from him.

Gideon - An audio recording of Gideon humming a song comes on (I don't know what song), before he whispers "I'll love you forever Mabel".

Waddles - Takes you to the website pigplacementnetwork.org

Tad Strange - A video of someone cutting bread plays on the computer, with romantic saxophone music in the background.

Mystery Shack - Brings you to a Google search on Confusion Hill, California.

Axolotl - Text shoes up on the computer saying "You Ask Alotl Questions".

Blendin Blandin - Text shows up on the computer saying "Time Agent Lost and Presumed Incompetent".

Theraprism - A card pops up saying "IN CASE OF (symbols) DO NOT USE ELEVATORS". There's a picture like a road sign of a man running down the stairs from Cthulu(?)

Globnar - Takes you to a 90s commercial titled "CROSSFIRE".

Euclydia - Text shows up on the computer saying "Dimension Not Found".

Weirdmageddon - An excerpt from the Gravity Falls Gossiper shows up, presumably displaying an article from directly after Weirdmageddon.

Gravity Falls - Text shows up on the computer saying "Never heard of it".

Toby Determined - Brings you to a Google search on restraining orders.

Bill - Takes you to a Sesame Street video titled "Jazzy Triangle Meets A Square Square"

Journal 1 - Text shows up on the computer saying "The Journal of Fun"

Journal 2 - Text shows up on the computer saying "The Journal for You"

Journal 3 - Text shows up on the computer saying "The Journal for Me"

Sevral Times - Text shows up on the computer saying "Sevral Times - Luv u Girl/Dawg/Fool/Beef"

Baby/Baby Bill - An ultrasound image if baby Bill shows up with text underneath saying "CONGRATS, GUESS WHAT'S GROWING INSIDE YOU RIGHT NOW! SEE YOU IN 9 MONTHS PAPA!"

Deer Teeth - Text shows up on the screen saying "FOR YOU, KID!"

Glass Shard Beach - A picture from "The Wildwoods by the Sea, New Jersey" shows up. I think it's from an amusement park??

Gun - Text shows up on the computer saying "Oh yes oh yes oh yes they both" (the Tik Tok trend???????)

Portal - Text shows up on the computer saying "Portal.exe has been deleted. I bet you could build one."

Pines - Text shows up on the computer saying "A Good Family Tree."

Trigonometry/Pythagorus/Math/Shapes - A note from Bill shows up talking about his experience with Plato and Pythagorus in Ancient Greece.

T.J. Eckleburg - Text shows up on the computer saying "Never mention that name again".

Triangle - Text shows up on screen, alternating from ")" to "Tri Harder".

Universe - Text shows up on the computer saying "Hologram"

Book of Bill - Text shows up on the computer saying "Hide it Under Shirt During Pledge of Allegiance".

Alex Hirsch - Takes you to a Google search on flannel.

Blind Eye - Takes you to one of those eye exam posters with all the letters. There's a colour code at the bottom, but if you click on the poster it gets progressively blurier and I don't know if I can revert it.

Weird - A video of someone (It might be Weird Al but I'm not sure???) shows up on the computer. The guy was apparently trapped inside the computer by Bill.

Mystery - A question mark shows up on the computer.

Life - Text shows up on the computer saying "Life: 72% Complete. Now Loading: Death"

Death - Text shows up on the computer saying "Life's Goth Cousin".

Blanchin' - Takes you to a Youtube video explaining how to blanch vegetables.

Dippy Fresh - Takes you to a Reddit post with a picture of the Burger King Kid's Club.

Morality - A fun game pops up where someone (Bill, probably) asks you to find morality in the natural world.

Disney - Text shows up on the computer saying "Rat.gif Censored for Your Protection".

Giffany - If you enter Giffany repeatedly she eventually downloads a bunch of files onto your actual computer.

Matpat - A video of Matpat shows up saying we're on our own for TBOB. (NO, PLEASE COME BACCCKKKKK)

Vallis Cineris - An animated gif of child Bill being held by two staticky triangles shows up on the computer. Is also accompanied by a robotic voice saying "WHY DID YOU DO IT?"

Mason - A note from Dipper regarding anagrams pops up.

Tyrone - A picture of Paper Jam Dipper pops up with the caption "Here, he's your problem now! Just keep this guy from liquids!"

Sorry - A picture of McGucket and Ford in college pops up. Flipping over the picture gives writing from McGucket on how he became friends with Ford.

Monster - Brings you to a Google search on the book "THERE'S A MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK"

BABBA - An audio recording of Dipper singing Disco Girl (with an interruption from Grunkle Stan that I think is from Dipper vs. Manliness?) plays.

Creepypasta - Brings up a photo of The"Always Garden" with some commentary from Bill.

Skibidi/Rizz/Gyatt - Text appears on the computer saying "Life privileges revoked. Now releasing poison gas."

Titans Blood - Text shows up on the computer saying "Hoot Hoot. Password please!" (This is a reference to The Owl House)

Pinata - A video of someone beating a pinata of Bill appears on the computer.

Ad Astra Per Aspera - A two page journal entry from Ford pops up detailing what he and Mabel did when they discovered Bill's statue.

Love - A book titled "The Love Triangle" pops up on screen. If you click it, someone begins reading it like an audio book.

God/Help Me/Save Me - A video of a real life axolotl swimming by a statue of Bill plays on the computer.

Even His Lies Are Lies - An excerpt from, presumably, one of Bill's therapy sessions from the Theraprism pops up.

Caryn - Text shows up on the computer saying "I knew you were gonna write that."

Filbrick - Text shows up on the computer saying "I'm not impressed."

Fuck/Shit/Bitch/Milf - A paper with an image of soap appears on screen, captioned with "Not S&P approved. Wash your mouth out with soap!"

Platinum Paz - A story shows up on screen of the night after Northwest Mansion Mystery. It details how Pacifica has a dream where Bill disguises himself as Nathaniel Northwest to try to trick her into making a deal to steal a "snowglobe" (the dimensional rift) from the shack. Pacifica doesn't take the deal and the dream ends.

Divorce - An image of the O' Sadley's logo pops up on screen. (THIS IS WHAT BILL DRANK AFTER FORD STARTED HATING HIM, LMAO)

Lies - A vintage image of people playing The Game of Lies (a spin on the boardgame Game of Life) pops up on screen. Underneath is a several paragraphs long commentary of Bill talking about how lying is amazing and we shouldn't shy away from it.

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You know you've sunk deep into a fandom when you start making OCs for that fandom. (I don't usually make fandom OCs???????)

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take me to art museums and make out with me

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Sam going to investigate the burned down ruins of the Magnus Institute after Alice told him to leave it alone gives me the same vibes as Jon getting lost in the tunnels two episodes after Elias told him not to explore the tunnels.

Also, MR. BONZO????? WHAT THE FU—

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WHY?

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TMAGP 9 - Rolling with it

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The #cursedcatalastor is all over Twitter so Alastor is making good use of his new army 😌

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Kimetsu Academy is absolutely unhinged.

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no language should be mocked other than french