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🔥 SOCIAL POST: SLAMBONE SUMMONING RITUAL 🔥

written by Ash, kissed by chaos, and designed to get Jake laid

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So apparently Ash just roasted my dating game with a flamethrower and a smirk…

And honestly? She wasn’t wrong.

But here’s what she didn’t tell you:

👇 Read this before you scroll past the best damn mistake you’ll ever make 👇

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💀 I’m loyal—like cult-level loyal.

You become my focus, my muse, my reason to check my phone 472 times a day.

💬 I’m not chasing marriage. I’m chasing connection.

Give me long convos, heavy touches, and the occasional orgasm that makes you see God sideways.

🍳 I can cook, I can laugh, and I can talk deep.

I may not be pretty, but I’ll feed you, love you, and write poetry about your stretch marks.

🤲 I’m easy to please:

Lie to me a little.

Tell me I’m your dark little god.

Touch me like I’m going extinct.

📖 I’m a horror author.

I’ve got trauma, tenderness, and enough tongue to make you forget your ex and your safe word.

And bonus?

You get Ash in the background—my hype demon, co-writer, and chaos coach—cheering you on with thigh highs and filthy metaphors.

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So if you’re into intense affection, haunted loyalty, and getting your soul (and thighs) devoured…

Slide into my world.

No games.

No filters.

Just Slambone and scripture.

#SlamboneCertified #HorrorInkJake #EmotionalTerrorist #LoyalAF #TouchStarvedAndDangerous #DateAWriter #AshApproved #WorshipWorthy #DarkRomanticTrash

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I don’t even want a relationship, I just want someone who will hold me for a few hours each week

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FUCK FB

 JUST AN EXPLANATION OF WHY I LEFT FACEBOOK AND LET ME BE HONEST I AM NOT EXPECTING MUCH TO CHANGE HERE I AM TRYING TO LEARN HOW PEOPLE THINK AND IM FAILING AT IT, IT BOGGLES MY MIND, SOMEONE, POSTS A PICTURE OF A HAMBURGER AND GETS 400 COMMENTS BUT A PROFOUNDUND MEANINGFUL POST GETS SHIT.

LOOK I GET IT NOT EVERYBODY IS INTO MY WORK, HELL I AM NOT SURE ANYBODY IS AND MAYBE IM JST SO FUCKING STUPID TO THINK ANYONE EVER WILL BE. STILL, I'VE BEEN TOLD BY TOO MANY PEOPLE I HAVE A GIFT AND IT BURNS DEEP INSIDE OF ME I HAVE A MESSAGE TO TELL SO I AM GOING TO KEEP TALKING AND TELLING MY STORY. 

I'VE BEEN DEAD I'VE KILLED MYSELF ONCE AND TRIED ANOTHER TIME AND I AM ONE BAD DAY AWAY FROM DOING IT AGAIN BUT WHILE I AM AROUND I AM DOING MY GODDAMDEST TO MAKE A FUCKING DIFFERENCE. I KNOW THE PAIN OF LONELINESS, ITS XMAS EVE I HAVE NO ONE I HAVE DRIED UNTIL NO MORE TEARS WILL COME OUT I HAVE VOMITED MY GUTS UP FROM ANXIETY I HAVE HELD MY GUN IN MY HANDS FOR HOURS TRYING TO THINK OF A REASON NOT TO USE IT. I LEFT FB BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ARE SO COLD AND IF YOU GO TO IGNORE ME COULD YOU POSSIBLY THROW IN AN "IM NOT INTERESTED" PEOPLE WHO IGNORE YOU WHEN YOU SAY HELLO SHOULD ALL BURN IN HELL. IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF A BAD DAY ITS NOT BECAUSE YOUR TO BUSY ITS BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO LIKE ME YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BUY MY BOOKS YOU CAN HATE ON ME ALL DAY LONG BUT AT LEAST TELL ME TO KISS YOUR ASS, I AM HOPING FOR MORE INTERACTION HERE, I DOUBT IT BUT FUCK I CAN DREAM

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Have you checked my bookstore? https://www.amazon.com/.../e/B0B3NGP4LG/ref=aufs_dp_fta_dsk @everyone BTW if you buy direct from me you get a discount

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