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Four student mages.

Ritch girl. Super ritch. Stepped on poor boys hand when little broke his only candle. Spends life learning candle magic for him

Healer /time mage learns some things must be endured to grow from

Finral? Smiling/cruel/hides self boy with messes up hand.

Brand. Sword summoner.

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Listen, you need to march right back into hell and explain"No! I just can't hide the keys to all creation in a supernal pocket realm." Just because you guys lost the great evil doesn't mean it's on its way here to end all existence!

(Intercom beeps)

"Sir, the greatest evil is here to see you. Tried to tell it you were busy but it unmade half the lobby before finding the elevators, and is on its way up."

Well fuck! I say as I open a portal to an already existing realm. And toss in the building blocks of everything. The portal closed just in time for the elevator door to explode from the wall and fly right by my head imbedding in the wall behind me. Almost as fast a black/purple/green flashing smoke fill the room. As I laugh... " You know, I didn't even check what reality I sent them to..." Then it unmakes the entire council as well...

This anything?

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How do you gently explain to ask your co-workers that you are sad Larry. And just one broken pen away from crying in the middle of the office?

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Is a "goat gang bang," 1 goat getting gang banged? Or many goats gang banging?

Asking for a friend.

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I inherited two cats at the beginning of my 7+ year relationship. They had/have names when they moved in with my S.O. but now... I live with Dark Lord Kuthump of Flufferness. (Think spirited away dust guy thing) And his boyfriend the mighty Creamcicle of Doom! (Long haired and orange. He judges you) I'm sure they had other names. Now these are the only names that matter!

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Love me like my Demons do, you say?

I will teach your demons the meaning of the word, my darling.

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Today I learned

That job listings are not absolute! It's what they want yes! But it's like a wish list!?!? I can apply for jobs that I want that I just come close to???

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If stealth tech on in flight vehicles shows up as birds on radar, does it show up as a cloud basically? Or individual birds? Is radar tech advanced enough it could detect just a couple birds? And if it is when radar detects two or more birds together why isn't there a program that can read that data off the radar and then when the distance between two or more birds is exactly the same for 2 or 3 "pings?" alert somebody.

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Why isn't there a game coming out this month/week/monday that I'm excited about, and that like great mmo's will be around for 20 years AND tha will keep my attention for 20 years making me love the story, cry, and feel things the entire time that only need an hour or two of commitment at a time?

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The "square root of oblivion" sounds really impressive. Then you think about it.... Then you laugh

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So in this book they mention two cities Sodom and Gomorrah. We all know what sodomy is...

Any one else desperately want to find out and participate in getting gomorred?

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“Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s not because they enjoy solitude. It’s because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.”

— Jodi Picoult

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"No Seals in the ceiling boss."

"What no... of course not. Why did you think there would be seals in the ceil...? Oh no."

"NOTHING!...." *Hides sledgehammer behind body*

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Robert Desnos, from a poem titled "The St. Merri District," translated by Martin Sorrell