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Please can we not moo deng a micro trend , can we all keep loving her when she's not a cute little baby

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You know those posts about romantasizing your life and feeling like your favourite character well here's

How to romatasise your life and feel like Moo Deng

1. Style

I think moo dengs distinct style is what makes her such an icon . She's defo a natural queen ( the videos online about " moo deng makeup " are cute and all but at the end of the day are false prophets ) so don't be afraid to rock the skin you're in ! By that I mean to run around completely naked !

2. Personal care

Be.as.slimy.as.possible. There are no limits or price tags . The only products I recommend are mysterious sludge .mud . Water . Bonus points if you get your zoological friends to tenderly spray you with water again .

3. Hobbies

Idk what u want me to say she's a hippo she dose nothing . Wrong moo deng spends her friends time screaming, swimming and being a cute lil agent of chaos . So do that ig . Or don't , I'm not your mum . Like it's your life , you can choose to be uncool and un moo deng like 🙄

4. Career and school

Moo deng is an astro physicist. Become and astro physicist.

5 . Attitude

Moo deng cares about noones thoughts and opinions because she has Jo thoughts and plenty of opinions . So do what you want because life is as short as her legs . Like genuinely real talk , I assure you , life is never that deep. I promise

6. Scream

Scream

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Just wait until moo deng gets cancled like all the other it girls

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Why do I only update this blog when I'm sick

Explains the crap I post

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Moo deng says that her therapist is fresh fruit and water

She says that your therapist is one phone call away

There is no meme

Get some help

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Yall , I'm sad right now so I'm looking at moo deng and I thought why not share what I learnt from her

How to Moo Deng your way out of a bad day

1. Stay hydrated .

Moo deng loves the water she wants you to love it too . If you are afraid of large bodies of water you actually don't have to drink out of a large body of water to be like moo deng ! Shocking I know ! Instead use a small cup and a silly straw ( moo deng is silly ) or a pipette if you're really afraid of large bodies of water !

2. Stay moisturised .

OUR GIRL IS A SLIPPERY QUEEN ! If you dont have a loving zoological friend to tenderly spray you with water or pygmy hippo genetics . Thats's sad . Instead use a gentle moisturiser , you'll fell better if your skin feels more comfortable.

3. Scream a lot at inconvenience.

Trust.

4. Spend time with loved ones and admierers .

Moo deng is loved by all and so are you even if it dosent feel that way , me and moo deng love you .

5. Have a snack .

Moo deng loves to munch on fruit and veg . It nourishes her body and soul . She needs many souls so needs many vegetables and so do you. It will cheer you up .

Hope you feel cheered up . Love you :)

( I genuinely don't know what comes over me when I write this stuff anymore)

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Moo deng is the it girl of our generation

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Today's way to be like moo deng : lovingly bite the hand that feeds you

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Today's way to try and be like moo deng : scream at inconvenience

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Ever get so sick that your mind buzzes

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Guys I made a shuffle for my tumblr banner , it came to me , a vision if you will

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Hello PIGMY HIPPOS,

Did I get your attention ?

I hope you did , I needed a second account to stalk my friends tumblra without them finding my main . HOWEVER , sometimes what we are born for is not our fate . Making this blog I felt a YEARNING to make a Moo Deng scene themed blog ( yes I am suffering inside) . Am I moo deng ? Am I a small Thai pigmy hippo . No of course I'm not . That was silly of you . Anyway this probs won't be a moo deng blog unless anyone wants a moo deng themed blog . But it will be my MOST CHAOTIC BLOG .

Stay tuned , ( the skeleton army endorces moo dengs campaign for scene queen )

( I swear I'm normal , I litch got possessed when I made this post , I genuinely don't even talk like this in real life I talk like a 30 year old depressed British geography teacher usually)

Anyway you are valid , have a good day , dye your hair <3