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Had the weirdest dream ever but the main point is that I fully believe Shoto is a switch that is willing to do whatever you want as long as it doesn’t hurt him too much. Thank you dream and fuck you goddess dream mom who not only drugged me for some reason but diverted my attention about the situation by insulting my teeth.

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“Normally I would hate this or think it’s stupid, but because it’s you I enjoy it so much, because it’s you, your cringe dumb jokes are so fucking hilarious, because it’s you, my day shines just a bit brighter than it should be as soon as I see you. I love you, heart and soul and everything”

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“I fear death less around you, because if I died with you nearby it definitely had a purpose”

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Belong somebody with their issue fic by working with them (aka having them help you with the issue or being in their position and showing them that they can do it) with Tamaki Amajiki except reader has equal or worse anxiety and self worth but is just very fucking good at hiding it. They work on ways to help Tamaki get over his issues by doing the activities themselves helping both of them progress.

It can be romantic or platonic it’s the reader’s choice maybe I’ll write this lol

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When your faves barely have any content

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And while you sit in sorrow

With hands holding your head

I’ll be next to you glowing

Smiling even on my death bed

And while you ask me in tears why I didn’t tell you before

I’ll laugh and say the times I was told “not now” was said so much I’ve lost score

So I’ll giggle and I’ll laugh while you are filled with dread

Because even with regrets and misses pilled up, this could’ve been avoided if you had listened to what I said

So even though this very well is my end

My words finally have some value like your bread

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I wanna make an au about this incorrect quote I made tbh, ditzy but severely traumatized reader (their diztiness is a trauma response because if they’re not happy and ditzy they reach the fucking horrors lol) that everyone loves and they’re basically Vil’s child who he really loves and takes care of and doesn’t treat so strict lol.

Vil: This is my special friend, Yuu, I don't think they're okay but at this point, I'm going with it

Yuu, holding a Hedgehog that Ace and Duece gave them: Pretty Dorm Leader look! I got a spiky mouse :D

Vil, Taking pictures of Yuu: you're doing amazing sweetie

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A Valentine's Day with them

A Valentine's Day with some of my favorite characters

A Valentine's Day with Ryou is filled with running and hiding away from his fangirls who want a date with him after school, giggling all the while as you’re holding hands because it feels like a romance story where you guys are running away from everyone else in the world to pursue your secret love. Later it’s spent at a cute nerdy cafe where couples get a discount on their meals and a special monster world figurines of a couple meant to stay together forever. It ends with you gifting Ryou cream puffs you made for him for the special day and heading over to his apartment and playing a short specialized monster world campaign Ryou made for you as a Valentine's gift.

A Valentine's Day with Souya is filled with going to all the local ramen shops and benefiting from the Valentine’s discounts. But if you think that’s all it’s not! Souya stepping out of his comfort zone made you chocolates while you made him a cute stuffy for his bed that you’ll see later on in the future when you guys move in together (“You still have that old thing? Of course I do, it’s something you made for me and gave to me for Valentine’s day!”). It ends with sneaking into Souya’s room -because your parents don’t approve of delinquents so you guys can’t go to your house- but you can’t let Nahoya know you guys are there or else you’ll never hear the end of it! And still waking up with y’all faces covered in marker and teasing from Nahoya because that’s just how he is but you’re happy you got to spend the night with your adorable angry boyfriend.

A Valentine’s Day with Shikamaru is filled with you two not being able to meet up until late into the evening and that’s because you guys have plans for the day but it’ll take most of the day to do. So Shikamaru spends the day at Ino’s house doing his best to make some chocolates for you, and while they aren’t the best they’re made with love and make you cry because the lazy bum put in work for Valentine’s day. You on the other hand was preparing the best stay at home lazy date one could ever ask for, and surprisingly it takes a lot of work but you got it done and welcomed him home to the cutests but laziest and most loving Valentine’s day ever.

A Valentine's Day with Neji is weird at first because he really wants to do a lot for you so the normally stoic man is doing the most to show that he loves you! All while looking like a tomato and like he’s about to pass out lmao. Though after stopping him from being weird and letting him know that all he has to do with you is just chill and spend time with you on this special day calms down and you guys have the best and still most romantic Valentine’s day ever for the two of you.

A Valentine’s Day with Kalim is a crazy private party with just you two but filled with gifts sent to one another and cutesy Valentines themed meals to the heart's content. As a poor student that can’t buy much you end up being creative and gifting a bunch of adorable homemade crafts that Kalim does is best to preserve forever. Kalim's gifts to you were a bunch of expensive gifts but after being with you for a while still has a lot of meaning because as much as he can’t help spending money like crazy he does understand what to give to make you happy. The day is spent having fun and being stupid kids while enjoying the day that Kalim ordered.

A Valentine’s Day with Idia is spent in his room playing a bunch of romance and otome games together for fun, and not even the good ones the dumb silly ones like the one with the horses and the one with the pigeons and some of those games that can be played fast and in one sitting like “A Date with Death”, “The Kid at The Back”. You guys order some food and find some kitties to pet and hold onto and enjoy the day. For two anime obsessed gamers in love it’s a great way to spend a day like today.

A Valentine’s Day with Leviathan is different than what you would think, you might think you’d spend the whole day inside but why would you guys be if there are so many anime Valentine’s events today?!?! The day is spent going from event to event ranting and being crazy fans over the animes, games, mangas and manhwas and getting limited/special items along with signatures especially since you guys are a couple. What more could two anime geeks want?

A Valentine’s Day with Tamaki is spent inside ordering a bunch of Valentine's food and having an at home date then watching some romcom movies. And let me tell you, while Tamaki may struggle in public or in many situations he’s steeled himself for this moment in order to show you how much he loves you and cares for you. It’s a day that the Pro-Hero makes sure to take off just for you and if at the end of the night he ends up being dominant with his quirk making the night very fun (especially with his tentacles and maybe even a horse coc-) that’s for you guys to know! Unless you want to spill the beans to Neijire, Mirio, Fatgum and Kirishima, though Tamaki would prefer you not to for the sake of his health.

A Valentine’s Day with Feitan is a surprise because each year he somehow does something different, the first year you guys celebrated it was the severed head of someone who kept harassing you, which though it freaked you out you understood that he was trying and at least you never had to deal with them again! Another couple years later after learning and realizing that body parts wasn’t the best item to give to your spouse and the only reason you loved them was because it was Feitan who did/gave it to you his present was a bunch of the prettiest and most expensive jewelry he could get his hands on that you could only wear once the hype about finding them died down but were amazing! This year while you got him a new amazing and pristine sword that he could use which he really loved and appreciated he somehow got you dinner reservations at an expensive and top notch restaurant and even went with you wearing a suit and actually having manners. To say that this Valentine’s day was amazing would be putting it lightly and you were definitely happy that you were with the man that you’re with despite his quirks.

Hope you enjoyed that was all written within an hour because I had a Spanish composition to write, plus a busy af university day and had to scrap my original idea that I spent whole last night working on instead of studying for said Spanish composition. I really wanted to do more but time is running out for the day and I still have more homework to do lol!

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Freaking out because I posted those things at like 12 in the morning for me and I wake up 7 hrs later to me having 37 notifs and it’s just from those two posts. Most interaction any of my posts have ever had wtf???????????

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Took me a while because I literally did everyone lol, so here we have:

Obey me characters and their fashion styles Pt. 2

Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shi- This is part 2 as there is the stupid 3 gifs/images per post limit

Pt 1.

Solomon

Only has one proper fit in his closet that he put together everything else was bought and put together for him by Asmo

Has little interest in fashion and with the years blurring by in his human mind has lost track of what is actually fashionable so can't really dress properly outside of suit and tie events since there isn't much variations in that

Always in something that covers his body because he dislikes showing off his pact marks and whatever scars he has on his body

Despite this all his clothes are breathable and doesn't overheat him, he overheats often very easily and just uses magic to seem unbothered but he wears breathable clothing to avoid one more chore

Let him dress you and you'll come out looking like a damned hot mess never let him actually dress you, let him put in opinions and give out ideas but never let him actually dress you!

Diavolo

On par with Lucifer with the fact that he can only dress formally properly as he's been having to do it forever

His difference is that casual clothing (on the rare occasions that is) is a mix of Lucifer's casual and Solomon's fashion sense because he doesn't get to dress casual often and refuses to let Barbatos find something suitable for him to wear

Really likes themed clothing though and will try and force Lucifer or even push Barbatos to wear matching clothing with him Mephibfrebchd wishes he could be like that with Diavolo

Compared to Solomon though Diavolo is more on the cringe leaning side and will gladly look like a pair of dads with Lucifer and wear Hawaiian shirts with khakis

Even with his bad fashion sense it's hard to make fun of him or even tell him it sucks because what do you mean you're gonna bully someone who rarely ever gets the freedom to be chill and choose his own stuff and rarely gets a chance to wear these crappy casual clothing? WHAT DO YOU MEAN??????

Let him dress you and you'll come out wearing some matching cringe shit with him, yes it's gonna be embarrassing but on the bright side not only did the King of Hell dress you but you're matching with him! Anyone who makes fun of you is also making fun of the king so they better get ready to grovel for forgiveness

Barbatos

The king of formal wear

Despite this he does know how to dress casual and for any event and how to not look weird either

He has to as he dresses Diavolo and has been taking care of him from since forever

He's just simply one hell of a butler

His no specific style outside of not really being fond of clothing that may show his body

Let him dress you and you'll come out looking in the most ideal way of your style, he's a butler that caters to other's needs so he knows how to dress people to their tastes!

Though if you let him dress you how'd he like you to look you'll come out looking like a royal or a noble as  that is what you are to him

Simeon

(Btw why does he dress like a slut)

Has a very casual sense of style tbh, not too formal but not too cozy and lazy, the perfect middle

Though I'd have to say most of his clothes has no sleeves, he has a weird problem with sleeves on his clothing though he will wear them to be appropriate.

Enjoys the fact that heaven gives them stuff to wear cause he actually dislikes finding outfits

Despite this the king of casual comfy clothing like the first fit you try you love immediately 

Let him dress you and you'll come out in an outfit that you'll often wear cause it's so good

Luke

I feel like dressing with him would be like dress up time with a child

Doesn't know much about fashion since that is not something to be focused on in Heaven and I'm pretty sure they restricted for what they can wear

Has the innate ability to pick out very cute looking clothing though it may not always be comfortable sadly

Dresses in the cute shota fashion, think like Mitsukuni Haninozuka from Ouran Host Club

Is fine dressing in any color but likes dressing in pastel colors the most outside of any shade of blue and yellow

Let him dress you and you'll come out looking adorable! like so cute, very cute and probably matching with him.

Raphael

(Why is he dressed even sluttier????? WHY IS ASMO MORE DRESSED THAN BOTH OF THE ADULT ANGELS 90 OF THE TIME??? IS HEAVEN A STRIP CLUB????????)

If we think Solomon was bad Raphael is 10x worse because at least Solomon has an idea of what he thinks is cool and what is fashionable even if it sucks Raphael has no idea or care

All outfits chosen by himself is weird and uncoordinated or similar to his regular fit so almost everything for the world to see

Constantly manages to find the most comfortable clothes you can possibly find also, so though he looks weird he's comfy

Actually prefers to have as much skin out as possible as it makes it easier for him to move around and fight if needed

Hates clothing that fully covers his skin and it makes him feel stifled, prefers stuff that isn't close to his skin (he just like me fr)

Let him dress you and you'll come out looking veryyyyyy funky but very mobile and somehow very comfortable, demons stare at you and tell you that "you have a unique sense of fashion" and you have to let them know that you let the "Angel with the Spear dressed you today" and suddenly they understand and are sorry for you

Thirteen

Thirteen is an amazing fashionista and has an amazing sense of style

I'm sure you can tell by her personalized reaper uniform and R.A.D. uniform but she loves alt styles 

All her clothing is different and ranges from comfortable to non comfortable but most are comfortable because it's supposed to be something she likes

Also doesn't care much for how much of her body is exposed but prefers to always carry some sort of sweater she likes her arms covered but doesn't always care for sleeves or long gloves (she's just like me fr)

Go to a thrift shop with her and she'll find the coolest and comfiest stuff to wear

Let her dress you and you'll come out looking so fucking cool, you'll look like those people on magazines or that cool alt person you see that you add to your pinterest board

Mephihdewuhcds Mephistopheles

On the same level of dressing as Lucifer and Diavolo (simp) but when asked to dress down dresses like a prep kid

The brands on this man radiates so much money that Mammon's mouth waters and you look like a walking cash bag to him

Most of his clothing is very uncomfortable but he's just gotten used to it (I personally believe he comes from a shitty noble family hence why he's so stuck up) so comfy clothing is foreign and weird to him

Does not know how to dress casual (even in rich branded clothing) as the average person may see it, and is very uncomfortable in casual clothing because of his upbringing

Let him dress you and you'll come out looking similar to how Satan would dress you, a prep student that aces all their exams! (though the clothes may be a bit uncomfortable)

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Took me a while because I literally did everyone lol, so here we have:

Obey me characters and their fashion styles Pt. 1

This is a fucking distraction my life is hell, it is constantly hell and I'm going to-

Also this is part 1 as there is the stupid 3 gifs/images per post limit Pt 2.

Lucifer

If it's not business themed he can't dress properly

The closest to comfy he gets is his pajamas which is also some formal shit, like sir are you having meetings in your dreams? Or are you afraid to show a little ankle even in your sleep?

If he's not dressed for work/massively formally then he's dressed like a dad

And not even a cool dad version a very very cringe dad fit, his brothers are too embarrassed to go out with him wearing dad clothes most of the time

Pretty sure it’s canon that he wears khakis and hawaiian printed shirts

Basically no sense of fashion which shouldn’t be surprising given who he is

Let him dress you and you'll come out looking like a person from the Victorian Era

Mammon

Very flashy (AHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!)

There is always something shiny on his fit though you'll usually see him wearing something with gold colors on it

Definitely can dress but just always chooses the flashiest fits

Annoys tf out of Asmo because-

"YOU CAN DRESS WHY ARE YOU ONLY IN SHINY STUFF WHAT ABOUT THIS PRETTY THING RIGHT HERE?!?!?!?!?"

Has racked up debt from some of these fits and others are what he gets from modeling gigs

Also matches his glasses to is outfits

Let him dress you and you'll come out looking like a sparkling gem, a jewel many would want to obtain

Leviathan

He also gets on Asmo's last nerve because he can dress nicely even for casual shit, and can craft amazing and cool clothes so you'd think he's dress well

But he doesn't

Dresses like those over the top anime geeks (tbh no shame to y'all but the courage y'all have that I don't is amazing, I'm jealous and I want that)

If it's not that then it's a cosplay or some very very heavily anime coded fit whether that's the print or how a character dresses

The only way to get him to wear normal average clothes is to tell him (and show evidence sometimes) that it's an anime fit lol

If he realllllly has to then he can dress properly and really good

Let him dress you and you'll come out looking like an anime character or an anime geek unless you specifically request something (dress me anyway you want bby)

Satan

He wears whatever is comfy but subconsciously similar to Lucifer wears it very formally

Actually thinking about he dresses like the nerd he is, he dresses in the academia aesthetic

Can dress, and dresses very well and doesn't have a hard time picking out a good outfit though he does search through all his clothes to find a good one

Ask him to dress very formal and he's got it, Casual? Mhm! For a party? May not be the best but is acceptable! For a date? You know it!

Has this great amount of knowledge because of all the books he's read (huh I guess books can help in real world situations sometimes)

Asmodeous' favorite brother because he can actually dress in anything and has fashion sense and an aesthetic

Occasionally goes to Levi and dresses like a carboy in order to vibe with the kitties

Let him dress you and you'll come out looking like someone that goes to a prep college and aces all their exams

Asmodeus

Yk him, He's the Avatar of Lust FASHION!!!

On top of all trends, makes the trends 87% of the time on accident sometimes too

Can dress, will dress, can dress you too!

Will make very casual and basic fits look really good like even if it's cheap clothes or a trash bag you'd believe that it's expensive material and a style (barbie core mf)

Hates almost everyone's fits constantly has gotten used to how bad they may look at times and just ignores it

The prettiest bitch at the party

Let him dress you and you'll come out looking like the second prettiest bitch at the party (cause he's the prettiest ofc)

Beelzebub

Does not care what he wears as long as it's somewhat comfy and that he can move in it

Very bland and casual fits is his preference though

Mostly wears athletic fits as they are made to get dirty so if he's roughhousing or eating messily it won't be much of a hassle or problem

He's lucky he's gorgeous huge and muscular because his body really really does go with those fits and makes people/demons around him drool

Has that talent/skill that whatever he pulls out and puts on 8.5 times out of 10 he looks good in

Let him dress you and you'll come out looking ready to go for a workout

Belphegor

If you think Beel doesn't care about what he wears Belphie cares even less

Only cares if the clothes are comfortable enough to sleep in and even if they aren't he'll probably sleep in them still

Also has the ability to pull out a good fit from anything though you barley ever properly see it since he's often covered with a blanket or in some weird way that you can't see the fit properly

It's rare to see him actually care what he puts on but even even when he does you can be sure it's the most comfortable material that you've ever felt that now you're feeling kinda sleepy- (HEY HE SET US UP FOR A NAP DIDN'T HE!!!)

Let him dress you and you'll come out looking like a pillow, or something comfy and cuddly, or someone ready for bed or maybe all three (he planned this, you're his napping buddy now just let him use you to get comfy-)

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Just realized wtf that proshipping shit was about, I don’t care what you read or like to read just don’t send me stuff like that to write because I won’t write it. Not like most people have been requesting anyways, so as much as I see those people’s point it still don’t make sense because they didn’t request anything I’ve never said anything harmful about proshipping outside of I’m not doing it which is weird to me cause why do you care so much and it’s not much different than me saying I don’t wanna write about real people like Tom Holland or Bruno Mars. I just think the people on earth need to chill out and stop being so controlling and problematic.

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Waluigi Headcannons

There’s not enough Waluigi stuff in the world in my opinion, my solution to this? Write at least one headcanons for Waluigi I also did some reading up about him to make sure that my headcanons are as lore accurate (despite him having little to none what-so-ever LITERALLY SEARCH IT UP GUYS THEY JUST DON’T GIVE MY POOR MAN SHIT!) as possible.

My first thought with headcanons like this is kind of like how did you meet Waluigi and tbh the best way to probably meet and even become friends with him is to play into his toxic habit of blaming others for his losses 

A first meeting would either be after a match that he hadn’t won you come up to him and console him telling him that it’s not fair that the other team had won because you can see all the talent he has, this would make you get into his good books

Or you could see him while he’s training and compliment him on his hard work and that he should be able to beat anyone and if they do win it’s because of sheer dumb luck or they somehow cheated

That’s how you become friends! Honestly, outside Wario no one is really on Waluigi’s side for shit and even then Wario isn’t the best of buddies so just by doing this simple thing you’re on Waluigi’s mind for a long while and if you’re continuously doing this for long enough he’ll eventually be into you but you’re definitely have you as a top friend if you continue supporting him

Whether you’re in a relationship with Waluigi or not, his actions and activities you guys would do together wouldn’t change much!

Like with his training you’d always accompany him if you have the time to do so and support him, whether it’s training with him, helping him from the sidelines like giving him tips or being kinda like a coach, or just cheering him on he appreciates you being there

Also enjoys the fact that whenever there’s a game or event he’s in you’re there to cheer and be mad hype and even if he’s just like a side character or helper you’re there just to see his appearance and be annoying for his sake

Waluigi loves that he can be evil with you and that you’re okay with Wario (me personally I am super disgusted with that yellow piss stain but I’ll deal with him for Waluigi my beloved) because that’s his buddy. Ecstatic to have someone else to also help with plans and being mischievous (being fr with y’all if my man is doing wrong, good chance I might go down with him because I stand with my people/person 87% of the time no matter what)

Waluigi isn’t so touchy with you when you guys are just friends, but because you’re not Wario who he sees as a long time bestie and kind of like a brother he is very flirty with you (btw I feel like this man is bi or pan, aka he takes what he can get because apparently he isn’t that lucky and isn’t picky)

When you guys are dating tho he is very, and I mean very touchy

His hand is always on you somewhere, if you guys are together and just standing around he’s leaning on you in whatever way he can touch you a lot and constantly along with what is most comfortable for both of y’all

Regular life doesn't change much once y’all are in a relationship except that when he pulls out a rose he throws it at you and it always reaches you, you get lots of kisses whenever there’s a discrete chance to do so and the touchiness as mentioned before increases

To get to the point of actually dating tho it would be a very long time because that relationship would have to develop by you always being by his side long enough that when you’re missing for one reason or another Waluigi finds himself missing you and realizes that unless he has a proper reason to be jealous and keep you by his side always you’ll just brush off his want for you to be by his side as his regular personality

Then he wonders “But why do I want more if my regular personality would be enough for them to stick around if I ask?”

Then he realizes

Then he spirals

Anyways once he gets his head together he confesses to you, and you brush it off as another flirty joke making him sad and annoying to Wario who tells you that Waluigi was serious and to start dating him because he’s getting annoying and also who are you to have his buddy/brother feeling this way!?!?!

Then you realize

Then you spiral 

(I like to think I’m funny and cool but that’s a lie)

Anyways you get back to Waluigi and tell him that you do love him and would love to date him

Anyways since Luigi as Daisy (best girl y’all can fight me) as his love interest you’re Wadaisy I guess lol

To be honest though I really feel like a relationship with Waluigi would be a good and actually healthy one, I mean he keeps himself clean and is fit and hardworking! 

The only problem may be his problem with blaming others but you can at least fix it that when it comes to you he’ll take responsibility to keep you by his side

Or not! You can keep him toxic, the choice is yours!

I just really think Waluigi is cool and would be a great partner!

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Waluigi

Waluigi Headcannons

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Mario Brothers

Holy shit this is lowkey embarrassing anyways

Waluigi