ihaventleftmyroomintwoweeks

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fucking hate my family so much, can we please go home 😔

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RIP Shelly Duvall, I love you.

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i am starting to suspect that i’m secretly forty years old and somehow don’t know it, because i only look good in those facebook mom angel selfies.

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god gives his easiest battles to his weakest warriors (me)

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hate it when im tired and some whore starts coughing. calm down.

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Tokyo Ghoul was so good bro eleven year old me was hitting up the library like a dope addict. i don’t even remember what the fuck was going on I just remember Juuzou.

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Opinion: we need to stop making fun of sephora kids and instead acknowledge that literal nine-year-old kids are learning at such a young age that they already have to preserve their youth and fight signs of 'early aging' while not even being a TEENAGER. like that’s genuinely insane to me. at that age, the only skincare they should be using is water and sunscreen. the real problem here is that literal children are so terrified of aging that they have full-blown sobbing fits when you deny them a 100-dollar-drunk elephant retinol.

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head a sixth grader on my school bus go “people treat themselves like they’re broken down Honda civics”

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vocaloid is good and i’m tired of pretending it’s not.

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ending my life TONIGHT

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Gojo’s “you cryin’?” but he just finished ramming his cock down my throat so hard that my esophagus is bleeding profusely and I’m convulsing on the floor 

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my life is OVER i was reading MW2 smut and i thought the door was locked, it WASNT and my DAD walks in a i was so shocked that my dad was like in my presence i was like, “GO AWAY I DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW.” and the poor man is so confused i’m so sorry dad :(

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i just witnessed someone using chat gpt to answer the homework while still in the classroom with the teacher less than three feet away. my jaw genuinely dropped.

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“what do you mean you started leaning german on duolingo so you can read könig erotic fan fictions without having to open google translate?”

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imagine being so bored on a 16 hour plane ride that you start writing fanfiction about könig while sitting in the next to your already angry mom and a random man.

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my tumbler feed is infected with horny jump scares i do not need to know how difficult bungo stray dogs characters fuck me at 8:47 in the morning.

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“you like your own posts?”

yeah i do i think i’m funny and i love myself unlike you.