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FEAR ME WONDER WOMAN FOR I HAVE METAL! - The Scarecrow

The Super Friends #32 || Scanned at 300dpi

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I read your other soul mate posts and absolutely loved them. So I'd like to ask for one of my own. Feel free to ignore this if you don't want to do it. BTAS Jon and Ed with a red thread of fate that can be interacted. Like you could pull on it and the other would feel it, but the Reader is really clumsy and more often than not winds up giving it a yank that would send the boys flying. But some times it ends up saving them too.

Tangled

BTAS Edward Nygma X Reader

BTAS Jonathan Crane X Reader

Soulmate au! Gosh I have the mental image of the reader, due to their clumsy nature, getting tangled up in the strings and ngl it's a cute little image but anyways--! I just love red strings of fate and I am ELATED at the fact that someone has requested it! Thank you 💝

💚 Edward Nygma

First of all, he is mentally cursing at his soulmate to mind their steps! Honestly, one of these days you'd pull him alongside you and it would result in catastrophe!

So when he held a little get-together with Gotham citezens in an event venue as hostage, somewhere in the crowd was someone getting their ankle through their strings so violently, they managed to cause others to lose their balance... Including Edward. But Edward has had a good look at the catalyst of the trouble, and he knew.

Not long after that little trip up of yours, you have somehow got yourself caught in your string and stumbling, resulting for your soulmate to be yanked forward, almost bumping against a nearby civilian. See? Catastrophe? Not to mention, humiliating!

He wouldn't admit it, but you have saved him sometimes. Save for example, the time where he wasn't minding his environment and he would have almost been snagged by a vehicle by the crossroad if you didn't trip in your own strings again.

"Watch it!" He exclaims, not bothering to pick himself up when he barely clung to a podium to catch his fall. He didn't need to follow the glowing red string tied around his finger, he fucking knew it was you. He locks eyes with you at the back of the other hostages, on your stomach with sheepish eyes greeting his narrowed ones. Fantastic, so this is how he meets his soulmate.

🧡 Jonathan Crane

As much as possible, he tries to level himself down whenever your little trip ups occur. He simply can't let your little hiccups make a fool of himself in front of others, but if he did, he tries to remain stone-faced. Let no one say that the Scarecrow is ever caught off-guard. In rare occasions though, you do catch him off-guard, even pulling a yelp out of him.

Gosh he can't blame you though, as sometimes the strings do get in the way in ways that he finds inconvenient. Like, imagine tripping on the red string and getting caught by the Bat. You're clumsy, but you couldn't be him.

So... Meeting you. That's a fun little story.

Nonchalantly meandering about the mall, when he stumbled upon the Halloween section, in which he entertains himself by perusing along with isles of plactic pumpkins and autumn themed candles. As he tries to reach to smell one of the candles, he stops to steady himself when he fells a pull. It would be an expensive mistake if he were to stumble forward.

Weirdly enough, he hears someone squealing from the other side of the shelf. What an odd coincidence. Then when he looked down, he sees the string tied on his pinky finger glow red. Oh.

Anticipation pits at the bottom of his stomach as he walks by the next isle, tracing the trajectory of the string with his gaze, only to see the end of it connect to an individual's ankle, as they try to set themself free, muttering under their breath. How did you even get yourself caught?

"Ahem." With Jonathan clearing his throat, you looked up to see him.

"Sorry, can I help you?" You nervously smiled up at him. God it was so embarrassing that you haven't even made the attempt to get off the floor yet.

He gestures at the strings and he watches realisation unfold from your features. Well, this should be fun.

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I am still not over this

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THATS WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT! LETS GOOOOOOO!!!

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HAPPY SANS SWEEP QUEEN DEATH DAY

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The crown changes according to the user

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Destiel trending whenever some major political event takes place will always be the number one (1) clause on my will to live

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100 likes and I'll draw Scarecrow in this.

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Any rogues

Reaction to their villain crush or s/o having robots who positively responds to affection from their owner (aka villain)

- SS

Riddler

ROBOTS! YAY

He would love to talk to S/O about their methods and mechanics

Is suprised that robots respond to affection, wonders if it's glitch in the code

Would study them and if everything seems right he gets even more curious

Wonders how they would react to him

Is amazed by S/O ability to built them this way

Mad Hatter

He thinks likes the robots and finds them interesting

Thinks them responding is amazing, would try to give robots gifts so they would also like him

It's works but now whenever he gets cut out of reality robots are worrying and go for help to their parent aka S/O

Harley Quinn

Would think robots are cool but that's it

Until they show to understand affection

Wonders how they can respond so takes them to a session with her to see what else they understand

Wonders how S/O did it

Treats them like human since they act like it

Penguin

He wanted to ask S/O to make robot henchmens but stopped when he saw they respond to affection

Part of what makes robots good henchmens is lack of emotions so the plan goes out of the window

Still gives complements to the robots so they won't turn on him

Ask where S/O learned to program that

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S/O, who is not involved in their villainy, breaking the dork squad out of Arkham. (love your work btw <3)

Riddler

Mark him suprised

Gets up and hugs them while screaming "Baby!"

So happy to see them and thankful

Would be so proud of them for their first breaking out

Scarecrow

"What the hell are you doing here?!"

Isn't happy, now Batman would also try to get them

Appreciate that they helped but he would be able to take care of it himself

Honesty just very worried

Mad Hatter

Very happy and kisses them

Calls S/O his hero and is all red

Celebrate by making big tea party

He knew Alice would join him, they can't be apart

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Lucky me! 🥰

Can I request a date matchup for btas and hetalia? I love a date like going out to a empty field and having a picnic during a sunset then after the sun sets putting on vintage music and waltzing together and stargazing 😍

That does sound amazing :) anyways I match you up with

Ivy loves one on one dates, admiring nature, and might be a bit iffy on the music because of animals but if it's soft and not too loud she will allow it

Or

These two are pretty much on the same page about dates. Like there obsessed with one on one sappy romantic dates and are obsessed with dancing together with vintage music because it's like straight out of a fantasy romance book

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Dork squad + music meister with a streamer s/o who has alot of simping fans?

It's a normal occurrence for them to get donations that just says how amazing of a partner they'd be or how they just wanna marry streamer s/o

Gets comments in streams like

"I can be a better bf than him 😍😍"

"Hand in marriage please"

"You're under arrest, for being too attractive"

If you take notes of the pickup lines in their comment section, you'd have a whole book of pick-up lines

Ok, you forgetting to write your name down should be a meme.

Riddler

He is moderator, he is aware of comments and hates them

If anyone says they could be better he just blocks them, even people who are just flirting

Chat makes memes about him and S/O says he needs to chill

If some are really forward and don't get the message he hacks them

Scarecrow

Sometimes reads messages but not so often since chats goes so fast

Is annoyed by their comments and asks if it can be turned off

Some people in chat find it cute

Mad Hatter

Hates these comments and would hug S/O to show he doesn't like to share

Chat would call him some embarrassing pet names

Music

Would tell chat that, yes Y/N is amazing that's why they're his S/O

Would sing S/O love ballads to get the point across

Get simps on his own

S/O: "Aww, my boyfriend is so dedicated."

Chat: "Our boyfriend."

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