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I know it's the wrong timeline, but imagine if in the lycanwing episode, they had gone to Viggo for help out of sheer desperation.

If Tuffnut doesn't accept any of their help, it's time to get more drastic. None of them can figure out what dragon caused that bite mark, but you know who might? An expert dragon hunter. So, Hiccup goes to Viggo, he lays out the deal and says they need help with a dragon they can't identify, and in exchange they might be willing to leave some of the hunters' ships alone for a while. Viggo, intrigued (and flattered Hiccup is recognizing his expertise) agrees, and goes back with them to the edge.

They go to the stables, where Tuffnut is locked in a cell. Tuffnut, being Tuffnut, sees Viggo and immediately starts wailing that they've SOLD HIM to the DRAGON HUNTERS, how COULD THEY, they're going to HAND HIM OVER to VIGGO. Hiccup tells him to just stick out his arm.

Tuffnut: FINE, i'll show him, and then you will all believe!!! he will prove the truth you are too blind to see! HERE IT IS

Viggo: oh, that's a canine bite

Tuffnut, Hiccup & Fishlegs:

Viggo: you can tell by the u-shaped pattern and the circular marks of the canine teeth next to the smaller imprints of the molars. i'd say it was a wolf, most likely.

Hiccup:

Viggo:

Hiccup:

Tuffnut: now that you mention it. it was large and furry and walked on four legs. it didn't have any wings either. i always thought that was strange for a dragon, haha!

Tuffnut: it would also explain the howling.

Hiccup:

Hiccup: are you fucking serious

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i love the idea that viggo's issue is that he's always overestimating the dragon riders and that's why he loses. other antagonists always underestimate them, they don't put in all the necessary precautions, which allows the riders to slip through, always throwing parties and gloating before the dragon is in the cage. but viggo?

my man takes so many precautions, his entire island is a war base, and yet, and YET the dragon riders got in by dyeing snotlout's hair blonde, giving him gucci boots and naming him sir ulgertorpe, SIR ULGERTORPE. viggo got catfished by snotlout with blonde hair. he's overestimating them so bad that the IDEA of them "just walking in" doesn't even come to mind. he's ready for fire and death to fall from the sky but a one-legged boy pulling a fast one on him breaks his fancy little english brain.

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me doing japanese homework:

wait a minute….

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PART TWO 🗣️🗣️

I think the pose is a bit off- so I tried to fix it in ibis.

I like it :D

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Guys I live for interactions fr fr 💯💯💯💯

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

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I REALIZED SHE LOOKS PISS STAINED- FUCK-

I'M RECOLORING HER-

Part one of re-drawing old drawings :3

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Part one of re-drawing old drawings :3

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Im trying to study math rn, but I can't find a playlist that hits ✊😔

(my math final is tmrw)

Like, I get romanticizing Math I guess, but where are the chasing math down playlists????

Where are the, I'm a detective and you are my sworn enemy, the only one who's ever bested me????

Where is my Sherlock and Moriarty locked in a battle of wits playlist???

WHERES MY SHINICHI FUCKING SHOOTING KAITO PLAYLISTS????

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Ahem, :D

How are you guys? I hope you're doing well!!!

Now, I know there was been a chapter in a while, (blame exams)

But I finally finished the WIP I was working on >:)

Thank you so much everyone for your kudos, comments, and even just reading! :3

I hope you like it!!!

(Here's a link for better quality;) )

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSh9yNfbV/

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Guys this idea, chefs kiss.

SO MUCH ANGST- AND GLADIATOR IS SOOO GOOD!!!

This is my own kind of story for wukong where the Celestial Realm sends demons to an arena to fight each other as a punishment.

yea… :/

The song Gladiator by Jann inspired this storyline/angst

*the hand is either Guanyin’s or the Jade Emporer’s, you get to speculate who’s it is*

Tell me if you want me to post more art for this concept!

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As an apology for the lack of new chapters XD

I give you a sketch I made of a scrapped scene :3

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MACAQUE!!!

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Welp, I see #angst #erlang shen and #coppy

.... I expected wukong to be in there XD

According to all known laws of #angst, there is no way a #erlang shen should be able to #coppy.

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"ONWARDS! WE GOTTA GO SAVE MASTER!"

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Did a small piece so you guys can see the difference between before and after the deluxe heaven package ™ XD

I'm not exactly happy with it, I think I messed up his eyes a bit 😔

But I'm happy with the lion cloth :3

Here's the link to the fic!! <3

(ps- I just didn't want to calculate how long Wukong's been in heaven- but I know it's more than a year :D)

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I remember someone saying that Mac's method of teaching sucked, whether it be the game or on the field XD

BUT LOOK AT THIS

HE'S NOT INNOCENT YOUR HONOR!

THEY BOTH RESORT TO THE SAME SHIT!!!

Look at them TuT they share half a brain cell ✊😔

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I was reading This is the last time i'm asking you this and I was struck with the need to draw Kai :D

You should definitely give this fic a read!!!