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i don't know if bizzarestars and moonymoment are platonic or romantic.

and i don't want to know.

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“bella is a unique kind of crazy where you kind of have to admire her commitment to it.”

-sirius black attempting to explain his family to the marauders

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sirius is a "roxanne" to everyone but a "michelle" to remus.

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when sirius is annoyed, bored or sad he make whale noises

so does barty crouch jr, but he does mating whale noises,

and it weirdly turns evan on, and he hates himself even more for it.

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james: do u honestly think i like being a mother hen do you three idiots?

sirius:

remus:

peter:

james: okay yes, it’s like crack to me.

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sirius says the most idiotic thing which would get stuck in people's heads for weeks.

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sirius has a Sirius Black Grin™️

but a dog's smile

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😭 marauders fandom are we okay ??? Bullying fanfic writers for writing stories about fictional characters and ships ??? What in the- 👹

Some of y'all are PATHETIC like ??? WHY'S IT SO HARD TO JUST SCROLL PAST A FIC YOU DON'T LIKE???? WHY ARE YOU BULLYING INNOCENT WRITERS ?? like, do you have nothing better to do?

Lemme link some hobbies for you guys real quick :

- Knitting

- Learn French

- Bake a Cake

- And learn how to SHUT THE FUCK UP

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this isn't funny pinterest

ALL CREDITS TO ARTISTS<3

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i relate to evan rosier and sirius black.

no one else

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marlene mckinnon has BDE

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professor monty had two favourite students, unfortunately only one of them can become his apprentice?, He decideds to invite both of them over for the summer holidays to try and figure out which one is more deserving of the spot.

Cue: friends and academic rivals, Remus & Regulus with astonished and lovesick sons, James & Sirius.

Sirius and Reg have a healthy relationship and if the opponent wasn't The Remus Lupin, he would've been rooting for his brother.

Wolfstar and Jegulus summer fling turns into real love but hidden due to the potential loss of an academic opportunity.

professor monty and his student assistant regulus black and monty keeps trying to set regulus up with his son and reg keeps refusing out of respect to monty until reg got invited to the potters family and finally got to meet the son monty keeps trying to set him up with

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🤨

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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Sirius- Am I being annoying?

Remus- Are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you?

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How sirius black loves:

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Please reblog for more votes, this is obviously a scientific necessity.

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Dog: Woof!

Sirius: You sly bastard! I never thought of it that way!

James: Does he actually understand the dog, or is he just fucking with us?

Remus: Knowing him, it could be either.

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c: @incorrect-hp-world-quotes