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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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Hello, world

This is Hasan and Leena, a happily married couple from Gaza. I am a motion graphic designer, and my wife is a content creator. We lived joyfully and peacefully for barely 7 months until the war struck and forced us to endure the hardest days of our life. So far, we have been displaced nine times from one location to another. We've lost our jobs. Our lovely, worm home. Members of our family, in addition to the continual fear we suffer.

The most difficult decision for us was to leave our country, to leave Gaza, overcome the obstacles we faced and the losses we suffered, and begin a new life from scratch.

Help us start a new life, every donation will be a great initiative to start the life we ​​lost

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Listen Up Columbia! — Portraits from a campus in crisis Photographed by Gabriella Gregor Splaver

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every time a fat girl wears a shirt that shows her belly an angel gets their wings reblog if you agree

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don’t forget on pride month

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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

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8 months of Genocide and, 15,500 children killed

30,000 orphans

35,000 child amputees ( Gaza has the largest population of child amputees in the world)

and there are people out there still justifying this??? like are you not human enough?

DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE!

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Every black girl is so pretty

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Female hunter x M! Werewolf reader x Male hunter

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Idea: Werewolf M! reader gets captured by two monster hunters, but instead of getting killed or sold like he thought would happen, the two hunters take turns getting fucked by the reader

Kinks/Warnings: Teratophilia, Breeding, Threesome (female x male reader x male), knotting, dub-con(?), belly bulge, cream pie, unprotected sex, words used like pussy and cunt (not for reader), inhuman genitalia.

A/n: The reader is bipedal/anthro. They are NOT a wolf. Based on art from ShrewHub on twt. This is the first time I wrote with a female character so lmk if anything can be improved. First fic on this account so I hope it's not too bad.

Ocs used: Dylan and Rose (Married monster hunter duo) | Words: 481 | Proofread? No

By hitting 'keep reading' you are accepting that you're 18+ and are fine with reading dark/sensitive content (Don't like? Don't read.)

"That's it. Come on, boy."

Dylan says while gripping the metal chain connected to the spiked collar clamped around your neck. His hand runs through your tousled cheek fur. Licking at his dripping cock, your prick drove deep inside Rose. Pushing up into her tight cunt, her hands wrapped in your chest fur for stability. Your cum dripping out of her from previous orgasms making a small puddle under her.

A bulge on her stomach appears and disappears with each thrust you make. One of Rose's hands moved to rub over the area, a moan slipping from her lips.

"Dylan, he's fucking huge!"

She moans out, feeling you pumping into her. Your cock was kissing her walls perfectly. Hitting all the right spots. Dylan makes you focus on him as he shoves his cock farther in your maw.

"There we go, such a good boy for us. Let her use you."

He whispers in your sensitive ears. They swivel around at his words. Ears perked up, a tiny shiver running up your spine at the praise. Your cock twitching inside Rose, balls tightening as the feeling of another upcoming orgasm swells up.

"Come on, fill her up with your pups."

Dylan says while leaning down to kiss your forehead. Enjoying the diminutive grunts and groans coming from you as you fill up Rose with your cum. Your knot locks into her, keeping your cum trapped inside her pussy. His cock twitching at the sight of you fucking his partner. He thrust inside your mouth for the last time, sending his seed down your throat. His hands tightened around the metal chain. He tugs on it to pull you closer so he can wrap his arms around your neck.

"Oh fuck- Attaboy!"

He shouts out, fingers seizing onto the large spiked collar. His face pressed up against your velvety neck. He regains his breath before pulling away from you, crouching to look at Rose.

"You alright?"

He questions with a tilt of his head and raises his eyebrow. At witnessing Rose panting there against the frigid concrete of their basement. Your massive cock still buried inside her, knot locking you two together. A combination of the two of yours cum mixed on the ground under her from previous sessions. Her chest rose and fell in fleeting but resounding gasps. The three of you had an oily layer of sweat-slicked upon your skin.

"Y-Yeah 'm alright."

Rose slurs out her words in a drunken state of pleasure. Her hands clutching at any part of you she could reach. Hearing her confirmation, Dylan ties your chain up to the wooden beam. He leaves to grab some supplies to clean the three of you up. Later, he comes to help clean up you and Rose once your knot has deflated.

"Y'know, Rose, perhaps we should keep him? I've been begging for a puppy since forever."

Again this is my first fic on this account so it might not be the best and advice/criticism is always appreciated! Also, feel free to request!

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Bi-Han/Kuai Liang

Warnings:Sexual Content,Threesome,Humiliation,breeding kink

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With one over your face and the other slowly with breathy whimpers sucking on your shaft.You didn’t know on who you could concentrate on.If you focus on Bihan for too long, Kuai Liang would discretely pinch at your thigh and give you a begging look that he was there too.To focus on him as well and not only his brother.But if Bihan saw you put more of an effort on his brother, he’d arrogantly tug at your hair and stuff your face with as much of his pussy as he could.

Bihan’s beautiful now sweaty hair sticking at his forehead a bit and hanging off his shoulders.Though Kuai Liang still licking at your cock so softly only having a messy bun from not moving too much.Wrapping your arms around Bihan’s thick thighs digging your face completely into his warmth.Tongue sucking and licking at his clit teasing it softly with your teeth to get him to stop gripping so hard.It only seemed to cause an even bigger reaction though since his hips jolted from the action while his whole body squirmed.

His already abused pussy squirting all over your face while he cried out.Back arching, his ass pressing down towards your chest.In hopefulness Kuai Liang looked up to see that maybe his brother was already done with you.Just maybe you’d now pay attention to him, maybe….Grabbing Bihan by his waist while pushing Kuai Liang off you for a bit you smiled down at the much kinder brother.

“You know how to wait your turn don’t you Kuai Liang…”Putting his face on your knee he nodded so tenderly waiting for you to tell him what to do.Maybe if Bihan wasn’t practically shaking and twitching he’d find the strength to roll his eyes at both of you.“Let me put your brother in his place yeah? Will my fingers do for now?”Anything you’d gave him he’d take, didn’t you know that already?With a Harshness only Bihan could enjoy, even though he’d often Deny it…you slid up your shaft against his twitching pussy.Laughing as he angrily whined.

His moans getting stuck in his throat when you’d teasing shove your tip inside of him.While Kuai Liang happily laid out across the bed, legs opened for you to play with his leaking cunt.Just begging to already be touched by you in any way.Hands pressed against his mouth in an effort not to be too loud as to not disturb you.Maybe it’s Kuai Liang who needs all the attention, not his brother.“Actually, how about I just take care of you instead… Bihan can wait.”No, at your words Bihan couldn’t help but cry out loudly.Sobbing out your name and shaking his head to deny.

Not like he had a say in what would happen though.He’s always demand to be first, whining and sobbing so much in your ear if he wasn’t.To the point it was annoying and Kuai Liang and you couldn’t do anything.“I get to be first?”The dumb smile that appeared on Kuai Liang face was enough to encourage you to keep going.Harshly stuffing Bihan with your cock, you turn around to put your focus on his brother.Thumb so lovingly pressing up against his clit, while you smiled down at the more loving man.

Meanwhile Bihan thrashed and choked out for him to be first.He was the older brother so it’s natural he had to be first right?! Not today. Teasingly tapping at his wetness you laughed seeing how he squirmed around, hole clenching around nothing and just waiting to be filled by with you, with whatever you gave him.With a laugh you push against Kuai Liang’s clit giving him your sweetest smiles.

“Would you like a baby?”You may have been asking Kuai Liang but bihan squealed and squeezed around you as if you were telling him.Starting to breath heavily as his cunt began spasming around you.Even more drenched and soaked than before.It even shocked you a bit, Bihan wanted to be stuffed full to the point of having a baby? How Shocking that was for you.But of course you’d ignore him for now.Giggling at the way Kuai Liang dragged your free hand to his stomach.

Nodding repeatedly at your proposal, give him your children, give him everything until you’re completely dry.“I think your brother likes that idea too…but right now who cares what he thinks right?”God you were driving kuai Liang crazy, he huffed and whined.His head going fuzzy and without thinking sat up the best he could, throwing his arms around you before pressing his lips against yours.All while Bihan watched as he went dumb on your cock.Jealous. of course he was, it was supposed to be him after all, You were with Bihan first, he cursed the day that Kuai Liang started seducing you.

Bihan wasn’t stupid, far from it actually.He noticed it the glances his dumb brother threw at you when walking in the same room you were in.How he’d always insist YOU had to be there if Tomas, Bihan and Him were to do something.Blushing and giggling like an idiot whenever you made a joke about something, that or when you’d compliment his very soft long hair.Maybe it was something he prided himself in as well, since after that stupid little compliment you gave his brother Bihan started letting his hair down more.Loving the way you’d move it away from his neck to press soft kisses everywhere.

But of course he wouldn’t tell you that.

Acting like you were bothering him, pushing you away with a grunt.While on the Inside he was melting completely.Besides, didn’t Kuai Liang have Harumi?….Why did he have to be all over you.Seeing how you wrapped a hand around his brother’s waist, he wanted to whine out and plead for you to pay attention to him.Just look at him, he loves when you look at him.Just him.

Lifting himself off from you, before he immediately once again sank back down.Moaning deliciously as he swallowed you whole once more.Not being able to help the hitch of your breath, pulling away from Kuai Liang a bit.Just like he wanted you to.Wrapping one of his arms around your shoulders as well, his lips puckering up and huffing towards you for a kiss.You gripped at his waist tighter while he squirmed in your lap.Muffled moans being swallowed by your mouth.

He felt his head go dumber when he opened his hazy eyes for a bit, seeing you were grinning at him.Reaching up from his back to his head, your fingers intertwining in between the messy sweaty strands of his hair.Harshly tugging it back to keep him in place.You knew by now that a simple pull like that wouldn’t hurt him, If anything you knew he enjoyed it.

“Let’s get you off me?”You could see Kuai Liang’s head perk up at your statement.Bihan instantly clenching around harder at your words.His lip starting to quiver while he turned to look at you with teary eyes.He wasn’t finished yet? You always made sure he finished first…Though it might’ve been a rare sight to see The Grandmaster cry, it would be a sight you wouldn’t see today.Biting onto his lip to stop himself from crying, your hand slowly pushing him off of you.A stupid smile spread across your face as you watched how empty he truly was without you.

Maybe during that time reality really hit him, since he was thrown in the bed with his ass up, face digging his face against the pillows while his shaky fists grip at the sheets.“Come here.”You motioned at the nicer brother, pulling his waist up towards you and face against the sheets like his brother.“Let’s teach Bihan how to share yeah?” The Small grin you had couldn’t help but widen at how each other their hips shook from what you said.Kuai Liang of course did nothing by Nod, bihan couldn’t help the whine that left him as he sighed his face deeper Into the pillow he had.

Your cock slowly sinking Inside of Kuai Liang first, having him whining out with small tears prickling at his eyes.Pulling out of his with the same slow pace he whimpered and jerked upwards trying to stop himself from taking you back inside.Moving back to Bihan, your finger pressed harshly down on his clit before roughly shoving yourself inside of him.The embarrassing cry that escape him was enough to have Kuai Liang look up in shock.His pussy spasming around you cock, leaking all over it as well.

All of his juices covering it up, he could feel the wetness of your tip starting to increase more and more.But before he could get you to come inside of him, you pulled out once again shoving yourself back into Kuai Liang.Who took all your load.Bihan’s thighs shook and quivered violently, digging his face into pillow and gripping that sheets tightly as he sobbed out.Legs spreading open even more in a effort to get some sort of friction from the air.

Breathing out as best he could when feeling his own release drip out of his stupid pussy.

What a shame it wasn’t your own..

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Hello, hope you're having a good day/night

I was wondering if I could request a Ghost x Top Male reader, its been a rough week and reader wants to show Simon just how much he loves him. (Maybe some praise kink, breeding kink, lil bit of rough sex?)

Part of me wants to say maybe reader asks Ghost to be his? Like marry him? You can choose

Hello! I love this idea

(If any of my friends can see this, go away seriously if I find out you read this I will block you and die ☹️)

Sub!Ghost X Dom!male reader, Ghost is a bottom, reader is a top, praise kink, somewhat rough, Ghost is having a hard time so reader decides to help him out, pre-established relationship, NSFW, swearing, handjobs, anal, gay relationship, kinda my first time writing smut? I hope this is ok, doggy-style, mentions of marriage, fluffy smut, breeding kink??/creampie

The past week had been hard for Ghost, missions where getting even more exhausting than usual, even his casual banter with Soap was irritating.

He knew he was getting burnt out

He hadn’t even had a chance to be with you because you where separated usually on mission, not intentionally you two just worked better with other people when it came to the battlefield

The week was finally over but his emotions where still going haywire due to the missions he was sent on

He always got like this after missions but it was still hard for him

When you two finally managed to get back into each-others arms, you felt the familiar sexual tension between the two of you

This longing to hold each other as close as you can, to connect as one

This eventually lead to now

Ghost was below you, hand over his mouth as your own hand travelled down his bare stomach

You grabbed his hand and held it in your own free one

“No no, I want to hear you” you whispered to him

His breath grew heavier as you said this

Eventually your hand grabbed his length and slowly started stroking it as you watched his face twist into one of pleasure

He moaned lowly as his eyebrows furrowed before turning upwards

His eyelids fluttered for a moment as he looked down to where your hand held his dick, playing with it slowly

Too slowly

He was so sensitive from not being able to even be near you all week

You started to stroke quicker, your heart swelling seeing him melt under your touch

Spreading his pre-cum over his tip, you pulled your hand away and started to shuffle your pants down

“Turn around baby, I want to make you feel good” you murmured to him, just loud enough for him to hear

He slowly turned to lay on his stomach as you softly grabbed his hips and pulled them up

You ran your hand down his back, stroking his spine

His breathing was laboured and his legs shaky

You gingerly inserted yourself into him as you massaged his shoulders to calm him

Eventually you started moving, cooing praises and loving words at him

His hand was gripping the sheets of your bed as you both babbled incoherent words together

You started to pick up your pace as you let your hand travel back down to his dick as you played with it lovingly

“F-fuck, your gonna make me cum, darl’” he stuttered, his voice muffled by the pillow

“Let go for me, please” you almost whined

The sound of skin slapping together, your moans and whines, and the sounds of where you connected filled the room

To any onlooker it would be a lewd scene, a scene of just sex but to you two, it was an act of love

A way you two could show how you made each other feel.

“Ah~ baby I’m gonna-“ he murmured

“Go on, cum for me my love” you replied

His body started to shake and his eyes rolled back into his head, he was seeing white

Finally he let out a loud moan, like it was finally released from his throat, before-hand, being stuck in there

You followed quickly after him as you rode out your orgasm

Filling him with your cum

After a moment of bliss, you pulled out and turned him around, kissing his face all over whispering praises such as “you did so well, my beautiful boyfriend”

What caught him off guard was when you said “I cant wait to marry you, you’ll look so good in a suit”

His heart skipped a beat as you said this, a wide smile spread over his scarred face

His nose scrunching slightly, as the lines near his eyes showed themselves

God he looked so cute smiling like this

Who knew someone so hard and cold on the outside could be this adorable

“I’d love you marry you, I’d be the happiest man in the world”

I hope this is ok 😞

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Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals

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anonymous asked: “The world will never know another man as amazing as you”with ghost please? Really love your writings and this giant of a man

summary: there's only one thing on Ghost's mind, and when he finally gets it, he's the happiest man in the world.

tws: swearing

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Home.

The only thing that had been on Ghost's mind since he was told that the task force's job was done, finally able to go back home and to go back to the man he loved; he was fucking relieved, to say the least. Those stuck up yank bastards the task force was put with wouldn't understand, they were all glory chasers who had no idea about humanity; they mocked him every time he mentioned to Gaz or Price or Johnny that he was fucking glad to be going home.

To his own husband.

Sleeping in his own bed. Drinking the coffee he liked most in the world, made by his husband. No more uncomfortable hammocks and bunks, no more coffee that tasted like shit, no more forced small talk; he could bury himself in his puzzle books and in games of solitaire at the dinner table for hours on end while you sat nearby and did your own thing, an easy peace sneaking through.

Home. He couldn't fucking wait.

Sitting on the plane for hours was torture, constant questions about his husband that he didn't want to answer being thrown his way by stupid yanks; he didn't understand why his personal life was of such interest, couldn't understand why they wanted to know what Ghost did with his husband behind closed doors.

He was glad when the plane landed and the pilot said everyone could get off at last; he practically ran off, pushing soldiers aside as he fought to get onto the tarmac.

At least the taxi ride home was quiet, though, only soft jazz music playing over the car radio; the driver didn't talk much, Ghost wondered if they had any idea how fucking thankful he was for that. They asked him a few questions - where he was from, what he did for work, where he had come from.

The usual stuff anyone would expect of a cabbie, really; Ghost answered politely, but didn't give them too much information. He asked to be dropped around the corner.

He fumbled with his keys for a second, but the second the door unlocked, he chucked his bag inside, leaving it in the porch as he pressed on towards the kitchen; you were exactly where he had expected you to be, and he didn't waste any time in creeping up behind you, resting his chin on your shoulder as he pulled you close and wrapped his arms around you, a heavy sigh coming from the back of his throat.

"Oh, thank fuck."

"I take it your flight didn't go well," you chuckled, quickly turning around and returning the embrace as tightly as you could, inhaling his scent.

Ghost shook his head, grumbling quietly as he kept you so close to his body that he almost worried he might suffocate you; but he needed it, he needed to feel his husband in his arms again, needed to smell your cologne, needed to feel the way you held him tightly, needed to hear your voice.

He needed you. More than anything and anyone, more than everything else, he needed you.

"You would've kicked off," he murmured. "An American kept hitting on me, even when I told her I was married and had no interest in women anyway."

You laughed, shaking your head as you dared to pull away enough to get a proper look at him; he looked exhausted and frustrated, like he was about to collapse at any moment or fall asleep exactly where he stood. "Yeah, I probably would've kicked off... you look tired, rhith."

Ghost nodded. "Knackered."

"Why don't you go take a nap?" You asked him softly. "Get some rest."

But he shook his head as he backed you up against the nearest surface, leaning into you and resting his weight on you as he sighed heavily. "Later, I just need you."

You were happy to oblige, getting up on the counter and spreading your legs so he could stand between them, resting his head on your shoulder as he yawned softly and hugged you closely. "Y'know, I missed you a lot."

"I know," he nodded. "Feelin's mutual."

You scoffed, resting against him as you hummed softly, closing your eyes and listening to him breathe for a moment; it was soft and shallow, the kind of breaths that came when someone was in a deep sleep, steady and calm. The way he breathed reminded you of rivers that swallowed the whispers of the wind and bathed in the sun with an olive coloured smile.

For a while, you both stayed like that, revelling in being together again and being close once more; making up for all the time you had missed one another far too much, familiarising yourselves with scents and feelings all over again. Wanting nothing more than to simply be close once again.

But then Ghost pulled away, looking up at you with a pleading gaze as he sighed heavily. "Can you make me a coffee?"

You nodded, grinning as you softly raked a hand through his hair. "I thought you'd never ask."

He stepped aside, letting you get down before he attached himself to your back, resting his chin on your shoulder as you went about making two cups of coffee; he was always so clingy when he came back from deployment and when he was about to leave. You loved that about him; the same as you loved the way he always cuddled into you at night and held you so close.

You didn't even think of handing it to him as he let go of you partially to grab the mug, chuckling softly when he realised what the design was; it was an older mug of yours, one that you had bought him for your first anniversary when you were only dating, long before your nikkah. It was his favourite.

It was black, with a print of a greyhound on it; you had gotten it from a charity who were doing a fundraiser and selling merchandise to raise money for ex-racing greyhounds who needed to be rescued and prevented from being abused further. Ghost always donated to the charity when he could, greyhounds were his favourite dog.

He sighed heavily, gently drumming his fingers against you for a split second. "Y'know, the world will never know another man as amazing as you."

You scoffed. "You're such a softie, y'know."

Ghost grumbled. "Only for you..."

Home.

He was finally home, and he couldn't be happier. The man he loved so much was right against him, making his favourite coffee in his favourite mug; nothing could make him happier.

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