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Ok that's fucking creepy and disgusting

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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Here's random picture I found(I added his name for fun)

HELLO RANDOM TUMBLRS

I'm called mistake oh wait scratch that I'm called SkibidiMadness, I'm known as to be the second tumblr of @imjustheremam

In this tumblr I'll be doing madness combat oc and skibidi oc but uhhh I don't have colors just papers and pencils...sharpie. but I'm also going to buy iPad or something to draw on but for now... I'll just keep using papers ro draw

Anyway here some character, some will be coming soon while some will be a specific or special day.I.

Skibidi Ocs:

Camille, Speakerkid:

Spike, Speakerkid:

C O M I N G S O O N

30, Tvkid:

C O M I N G S O O N

Colossal Camera:

S P E C I A L D A Y

Colossal Speaker:

S P E C I A L D A Y

Colossal TV:

S P E C I A L D A Y

Madcom Ocs/Au:

Nus The New Sun:

CAPTAIN Hank(HANKSONA):

S P E C I A L D A Y

PIRATE MADNESS!Au Characters:

I know its going to be Painful/ Special day

So yeah you guys can ask the characters that are out for now while I think about to sketch them or plan it out

Also for those who follow @imjustheremam don't worry the request will be done and for the Sanford one-shot... that's going to be a special holiday for you...

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Got smack by my cousin for being so loud

@imjustheremam reap what you sow or whateva

beastly and sick of everyones shit is the best characterization of Hank in my correct opinion.

[imjustheremam]

Pov: your a kitten or parrot

Hey bud remember I told you about my hanksona...

so I was going to show you my old sketch of him but I couldn't find it so I tried to make him and yeah I forgot how draw so

This how it came out

Meet my hanksona captain hank he was inspired by a character from Jack sparrow but forgot his name

So unlike the others his "goggles" are actually his eyes and his bandana was just random ripped fabric of other dead captains...

Appearance:

Hank has a pirate hat, his round eyes are glowing red like Auditor, wears black boats and coat black, everything black except for the brown belt around him and the (red, blue, orange, any color)ripped clothes fabrics of dead captains(don't ask why he keeps them)

Here are his fact:

He is bald(canon)

His actually extremely smart, tactical, aggressive and it's scary

Greedy but somehow shares with his crew...

Deimos and Sanford killed him multiple times but he comes back like nothing happened..

For some reason he only trust them and no one else despite he gets betrayed so many times by them...

Has so many weapons but hides it in his coat

His boat is fucking huge like the size of those metal giant ass boats

He loves the kind of person that would actually just kill him(is that why he keeps deimos and Sanford??)

Loves cats and parrots(his parrots got killed by tricky)

Bro can swim fast as fuck not even the fishes could beat him (this traumatized deimos when he pushed him into the ocean)

Special facts and spoilers:

In this au hank and jebus are siblings but they don't have a good relationship

Hank is actually not the captian but he pretends since the real one wants to be hidden

Tricky hates parrots and hank hates him

Jebus and hank were in a good relationship until phobos broke hank...

If hank ever saw another hank he would think he's on drugs or phobos is trying break his mind even more...also competition

Nus in this au would be his mother but hank doesn't know that since she died and yes... hank is momma's boy...

Jebus tried to save hank but phobos guards hold onto him, as hank Lost his entire face by phobos hands(this was before hank had no fighting skill and was 15 years old)....

I love him, can you tell?

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Can you do a Yandere Phobos general headcanon please?

Ok!! Phobos you god complex freak I'm coming for you!!

READ REEAD!!! Warnings: this is a Gender Neutral reader, Obsession, he has God complex, kidnapping, Murder, PDA, Possessive, Manipulation and Forced relationship, Threats, Suggestive things, Forced kissing, Biting, punishment and torture.

PHOBOS

Ok... I honestly hope you die really soon or leave Nevada really soon because good lord this dude is the WORST...

If its You that made this man obsessed with you, I need you leave Nevada and never come back!! But if it's someone else then your lucky...

Phobos is the type of yandere to force his obsession into a relationship even if means he has to break them...

Now remember Phobos has god-complex so this man well makes sure you worship him even if your different....

If your a scientist, agent, soldat, engineer, or an enemy to him... he doesn't give two shits he WILL make you worship him...

He is obsessed with you aswell as possessive with you...

Now he won't stalk you... but...will send his agents and soldats after you and his minions will be questioning there purpose after spying on you...

Poor minions have to deal with phobos stupid obsession and commands...anyway...

If he sees you with your friends, say bye bye because the moment phobos sees them they will be nothing more than food for the crows...

Phobos will send his minions to kill your friends. Oh wait is your friend one his minions...guess what BAM!! They're gone...

Now when phobos had enough of spying on you for too long, he will send his minions to kidnap you. But depending how you act...

...You might get beat up for trying to resist...and Phobos will be angry as fuck...

And yes he will punish them....

Now after the kidnapping, he will keep you very close to him where you belong...

remember Phobos has god complex...yeah he also wants you to give him all the attention and worship him like the God he is...

But if you dare to give one of his scientist like crackpot or other attention he will ruin the moment by just either sending them away or straight killed them right infront of you....

Yea you have no friends...but that o- yea that is not ok...

Anyway if you been a good girl/boy/grunt he will reward you with affection and cuddles, he will even spoil you and probably secretly worship but unnoticed by everyone including you...

Oh but if you don't act like one, he will punish you and punishments are horrible like God damn you won't survive...

Also I need you to kiss him before he grabs you head and kisses you roughly because it's fucking scary and I know it...

He likes to bite you on your shoulder because it's probably the best place for him to show that he owns you and no one else....NO ONE ELSE...

now threats is not even a threat...it's a FACT, if you ever disobeyed him and act like a "bitch" this man will threatened you saying he will punish you and actually will do it... so behave...

Now you be force to be his little goddess, pet, or servant... depending on how you act... but hey atleast he spoils you...if you behave

Ok he will do PDA... like literally... but I don't like to talk about that so were gonna skip it....

Now Manipulation is something else... because it depends on how things go

if he had kidnapped you first, Manipulation won't work on you that much but you being in harms away, his words might persuade you...

Now if it was before he kidnapped you, I believe he would have easily have you wrap around his fingers, even if you work for the enemy he still gonna have it is way why? Because his a G O D

"Don't disobey me... pet/servant, you don't wanna end up like the others...do you?...so be a good pet/servant and obey your god..."

Bonus player and Viewer:

Now you probably know about a few aus about player, except for viewer that a new au I made up...

For Player being a world of madness that has godly powers is too much so this is what I would think of player

Is player(aka you) would have some ability like able to control the main 4 and others like puppets and can use cheat codes...

but even that power can't save you from phobos obsession...

But lucky for player they can control the main 4 and others, making him struggle more and probably would die trying to get to you...

Phobos wouldn't worship you why? Because their can only be one true god here and thats... him

instead he would force you into a relationship even if you disagree... but the relationship his going to be violent one...

Player may be able to use cheat codes but phobos will always get them back

Now Viewer

Despite you being a "God" in their world, your still a fragile human and phobos knows...

He even might try to break the game rules if he has to...

Viewer(aka you, again) isn't from the game we all know but the cartoon series we all know, as their ability is to rewind or go forward like a viewer...

Viewer can pause and move around but can't move the characters in the series...

However, when player pauses the game they can't move only go on menu but, for viewer it's quite the opposite...

But unlike player being called a God, viewer is call a parasite or a unknown entity in their cartoon world...

Now phobos can easily take advantage of viewer because viewer can't fight back...

But phobos would also be enraged, because viewer can just rewind the video and basically not let phobos capture them...

But then again viewers are more weaker and fragile than player, and it takes them like a few minutes or more to pause or rewind the video...

Just like any other phobos he wants you to worship him and force you into a relationship but it would be more of a... crazier than the game version of phobos...

Both phobos are the same but cartoon would be the worst...trust me viewer can fight or do anything so if viewer is trapped and can't use their rewind ability...their fucked...

Yeah now it's time for me to work on one-shot Sanford. I hope you like it if not then sorry to disappoint you buddy... here have a gif:

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hihihi!! :3

imma jus. from here on out be a anon stalkin ur acc. can you write white hank or hank with a scenemo type reader? like bright colorful emo ass reader who listens to ungodly loud music. totes not a self indulgent ask-

reader has ungodly big hair. everyone’s convinced it had secrets in it…

-🐜 (gunna reserve the ant becuz it’s the best emoji 😼🔥)

Ok I don't know what this is but I'm searching and grabbing info but this all I could think and also this going to be platonic, so I'm sorry...

Platonic Wank And Hank With a Scenemo reader..

WANK

Ok so wank would think your skittles but if skittles became an emo due to your bright colorful hair and outfit..

And you guys would probably be besties since in my headcanon she would most definitely be the type to hear loud ungodly music like damn girl lower down your music...

I believe she's into either metalcore or maybe pop punk... (I'm not sure, I have no music preference so....yeah what do you think what music She's into)...

When she first met you, she was processing for like a second. mostly grunts have grey, black, red or even white like her, but all a sudden you pop out of nowhere with theses colorful outfit and hair... you just caught her "eyes"...

Now she going to ask alot of questions but there mostly about music preference or your look.

i won't lie, the style it really cool...

Now if she had a phone with her or something to take pictures she would definitely try to take pictures of you just because of your hairstyle and looks cool..

Don't worry she sometimes will ask for your permission if she can take pictures of you...

She loves!! Your damn hair to the point she straight up touches it and pets it like if you were like a kitty or puppy(or something really cute)..she also will investigate and might try to add something on it to see if it will fall off(she'll sometimes but her head on top of you because your hair I'd either soft or smooth)...

Also she secretly uses your hair as a warehouse...

Ok now we all know scenemo have haters too, so if she hears anyone disrespecting your looks, may God forgive or not because they are going to meet Jebus in hell or other place because good lord she is a menace...

She will never let a hate comment go until she sees that hater dead... but hey or either glad or...whatever your feeling right now...but hey that's what besties do... and that bestie will never let your hair go until you let her lay her head on that blessing long huge ass hair!!!

HANK

Ok imagine this:

You: hi, it's your favorite boy/girl/grunt

Hank: get the fuck out or I'm gonna-

Yeah hank won't like you but don't assume he hates scenemo, because he doesn't hate them he just doesn't care about them (we all know he hates everyone) but your music, he wants you to lower it down... but if you refuse... he won't hesitate to ki- I mean destroy your speaker or phone... yeah... really sad...

At first you guys would not like each other he thinks your weird and annoying with your loud ass ungodly music playing everytime...

When doc hired you, hank was only staring and then assume your annoying like Deimos, and you were but not your personality... ok maybe idk... but your music is ungodly loud as fuc-

Hank will their break in your room and turn it off or break it...except for when... the radio because both you, deimos and Sanford love...ungodly loud ass music and hank is suffering...

But when it's missions and hank's fighting, you and deimos will share a braincell and straight up turn on ungodly ass music(idk what music yall like to hear so yeah...this is awkward)...

Hank would even notice you turn that shit on until he finishes every enemy and would just either mad or...he hates to admit it...he might actually liked it...

So hank and you would get along by you letting him choose a song from your dvd collection or Playlist... at first hank would refuse to since he thinks your music are ass...bit you insisted so he gives up and chooses...

For hank I believe he's into metalcore...(is that a music preference?? And also...wait hold up I gotta look up something)... ok ok I think...he might be into deathcore aswell if not then you can guess what hes into because i suck at this...

Now just like wank he also will ask questions but it really rare... like you if you Finally had gotten that one achievement you tried to get in a game...

Hank would sometimes just stare not because you clothes no, but your hair. He's jealous(bald ass old man)...

He would grab your hair and pull it slightly to see if it's fake (since it'd huge!!) but it isn't, that's sad(forever he will be bald)...

If you had achieved hank's trust and everything, he would pet you(also be careful he will sometimes put a knife on yout hair because your his storage now)

This dude thinks your hair is secretly a storage warehouse and when he's on missions he will grab you and take out a either a gun or a knife out of your hair and agents are like... the fuc- *BAM*

Now haters gonna hate but when he's around, everyone needs to shut the fuck up...

Because only he can bully you, who Gave them permission to bully you. Nah that ain't happening today...

This dude will kill and traumatize those haters, and your like...this is fine *scream of deaths coming from a hater*

You may be his friend but he will always be a bully (not too much) your bully friend. But at least he helps you with the haters and lets somehow affectionately lays his head on your hair...

BONUS

Ant 🐜

He/she/they are always hiding inside your pockets dimension hair you have and will never ever get out...your their/her/his home now...

DONE YAAAAAAY!!! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT I SOUND CRINGE DOING THIS ALSO I DONT KNOW WHAT SCENEMO WAS UNTIL I SEARCHED IT UP. NOW I WAS TRYING TO MAKE SURE IT SOUNDED ACCURATE...it'd doesn't even look Accurate but I tied

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Imagine your oc with with someone's oc and their doing this...

The only good thing staff added recently

Mutuals we are doing this

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I won't lie it sounds cool

Me listening to this part of TamaTerrorz on repeat like

[imjustheremam]

Halloooooooooo!!!

Here's my request!

How would the yandere madcom main four treat a reader who's pretty shy and unaware of their obsession?

Oh wow i never thought I get a request but LETS DO THIS!!

MAIN 4 WITH SHY READER WHO IS UNAWARE OF THEIR OBSESSION

Warnings READ REAAAAAD!!!:this is Gender Neutral, there will be Swearing, Obsession, Possession Manipulation, Threats, Punishment, Kidnapping, Isolation, Violence, Mentioned threats of choking and/or drugging and actual choking and drugging, spoilers . Also I suck I doing yandere but I'm learning, oh and body parts and burning skin!!

2BDAMNED

Ok let's get to the point 2bdamned is a sadistic, manipulator and also the type to experiment on people.

He is the type of yandere to isolate and drugged them if they were being a bad little grunt.

You met him by getting hired to be a medic for the main 3, since he had enough of them getting killed or injured.

But you being unaware of his obsession, makes this worse for yourself but better for himself. And you being shy is kinda cute to him, even if you lost a limb or something you still look cute to him.

If you were in a relationship with him... idk probably manipulate you alot...but anyway

your pretty shy right, Yeah no when you are around him, you get extremely shy/nervous because not only he looks intimidating but this dude tries to have a conversation with you, like out of thin nowhere...

He hardly talks to you so if he ends up speaking prepare your legs to get wobble like jelly because this man just pops out like jumpscare (joke: "I love a kind a women that would actually just kill me" "HUH!?")

But of course he's a yandere so he's going go isolate you in his lab or your room, but would never let you go to his room or outside of S.Q, except for missions.

He won't let you talk to your friends by making you work more in the lab or send you on dangerous missions just to make you stay with him longer, and you only thought he needed help when he doesn't actually need help... ok maybe but not really.

when you try to patch hank or the others, he would join In to "help" you while glaring at hank or the others, and hank seems to know 2bdamned obsessions over you but you don't know that..

Sometimes he would drug you for being bad or failing a mission by faking saying it's medicine for your pain or for your injuries.

Remember when I said he would experiment on people, I wasn't lying he would do it, especially on you but not too much, he would drug you and take you to his private lab for no one can watch him do it... it's only you and him...

But when you do find out 2bdamned gives up and shows is true side as he hreatens you by using drugs or some fuck up shit, but only if you try anything funny...

Sometimes would purposely remove your stitches and let you bleed out until your close to passing out or death...

2bdamned will manipulate your friends to turn against you, just to make you trust him instead of those your so called friends

So he treats you like a lover until you become aware and rebellious

But he won't lie he loves a kinda women/guy that Would actually just kill him

"You can only trust me... my dear... only....me"

DEIMOS

Oh boy this man is hard to tell if he's obsessed because his yandere is the same only he kinda clingy when things don't go his way

He is the type of yandere who is delusional but also steals small things from you and make a shrine(jebus lord what the fu-)

Now if you were in a relationship with him, you wouldn't even notice him being a yandere or anything until you spot a shrine("deimos what is that in your room..." "your smoothie")

Deimos is good at hiding things(kinda) from everyone including from 2bdamned... but 2bdamned will finds out like a stalker he is.

When 2bdamned hired you, deimos was the first one to talk to you and when you stuttered or looked nervous, he immediately thought he met an angel as you get flustered and nervous.

Everytime you Two go on a mission he would make small flirts and compliments as you get flustered like a red tomato.

But deep down those compliments and flirts is a demonic pyro-maniac ready to burn your love ones to ashes...

This dude already knows your unaware and he thinks your shyness and you being really unaware about this, is really cute and innocent...

This guy omg is the one who will never leave you alone, but hey atleast he doesn't kill your friends...until they catch him In the act...

Deimos knows how to manipulate your friends, he's 2bdamned 2.0 but little stupid...

When your talking to your friends, deimos would glare at them, but wouldn't go further than that, unless you leave them...

Deimos, would try to brush off Sanford, since Sanford knows Deimos more than anyone and he is aware of the obsession going on...

Honestly Sanford will feel bad for you and can't stop this situation anymore... your on your own buddy

Now remember buddy. Deimos is a pyro-maniac, so he also has punishments in his sleeves...

However you become aware when you find him killing your friends and boy oh boy you better be faster than him because he's a menace now...

If this grunt ever managed to catch you, your fucked(no not like that) I meant your gonna get punished,this dude will burn your skin, he even will make a burn mark on your skin to show you been very naughty grunt....

Now if you keep being naughty, deimos will kill one of your friends as punishment and you if keep going he might just kill ever friend you have...

He hates when you act rebellious but he does like you to cower in fear, it reminds him of your shyness

He constantly threatens to kills, choke, you and more...

If there one thing both 2bdamned and deimos have in common is definitely isolating you in a room...

"C'mon firefly is not that hard....your mine and im yours.... forever"

SANFORD

Oh lord.... now Sanford is a torturer and sadistic...I think... but lord have mercy on you because you ain't escaping honey...

He's the type of yandere to torturer and chop your leg off but hey... doc can't have that so consider yourself lucky...

If you were in a relationship with him, Sanford would've been nice to you but rude to ti others except for deimos... he's cool...

When you got hired by 2bdamned himself, Sanford was the second to speak as he thought your nervous and Suttering words was funny and adorable...

When you go on missions with him, he mostly either show off, and be loud as always but also... watching you

You only assume that he was just protecting you since you were the support of the team...

Now Sanford isn't a stalker but he would stalk you when you go out somewhere he doesn't know...

If you have friends Sanford will watch and if they get too close to you, Sanford will join in while glaring at them when your not looking..

Now even Sanford can make mistakes like one time he tried to enter your room just to see you and you woke up

Lucky for him, he knew how to lie and you were convinced... ("Sanford why are you in my room..." "I had a nightmare..." "oh")

Now Sanford is like a of one those slashers killers like he kills your friends one by one in the most gruesome way and you won't even know it until Sanford said something really creepy

This is probably how you get aware of his obsession...

Now deimos will notice and try to tell Sanford what he's doing Is creepy and very uncool but Sanford will try to reassure him or brush it off...

Deimos will actually help you but Sanford will catch on and will try different methods for deimos won't be a problem...(he doesn't want to hurt deimos)

Now Sanford may be dumb but he's NOT stupid... this grunt has his own ways to punish and capture you...

If you try to escape prepare to have a broken leg for a damn week that will feel like a month... and punishments are the most freakiest thing ever... ok not that freeky but its fucked up....

Sometimes will bring one of your friends, alive and torture them infront of you as you either cry, beg, or try to stop him... but it doesn't matter because he won't listen...

Don't even try to manipulate him, it won't work....

All this wouldn't have happened,if you just stayed unaware forever....

"My dear don't be scared...just let me love you... and I'll be....nice..."

HANK

Hey yeah you...come over here...yeah a little closer... haha now now get a little closer....yeah right there....

*proceeds to bitch slap you* how the FUCK!!! ARE YOU UNAWARE OF THIS!!!

This dude doesn't even hide it, so how are you unaware of this situation your in...

Ok hank is possessive and obsessive towards you and if you were in a relationship with this dude prepare to no longer see your friends or your boss because he going yo send them to the other place...

He will think your either so innocent or just fucking stupid, hank is the type to stalk and straight up enters your room and watch you sleep, just like Sanford only he straight up just stands there...

When you got hired by 2bdamned like the others, hank was the first one to leave the room because well, he doesn't like to tolerate a weaklings(ouch)

But after some time he begins to like your shyness, you remind him a small scared kitten...

so just like 2bdamned, Hank also makes you extremely shy, not only because he talks out of nowhere, he always behind you or straight up in a place where you won't even think he'll be in...

For example:

You: *drops something on the floor*

You: *Goes to reach it*

*a hand grabs you*

You: *Screams*

Hank: I can't get up...

You: DANG IT GRANDPA/HANK!!!

So yeah that motherfucker could be anywhere. Yet you still unaware of this, God your either dense as fuck or even more stupid...

Now at this point everyone knows hank obsession over you, Sanford will most likely to take you on his missions on purpose, same for deimos only he drags you to other section, that hank isn't allowed to enter...

Now 2bdamned doesn't care but would make sure hank doesn't plan on anything to harm or do something to you...after all your one his workers

But how do you find out he's obsessed with you, simple... Project Nexus...

When Sanford and deimos try to reason with hank, he of course doesn't care. But when you try to reason with him, he still didn't care but will show his full obsession over you as you cringed and felt disturbed...

Now we know how this ends, but if hank won he would had let you live but if you try to stop him futher, say bye bye to your legs honey...

But since Sanford and deimos won, you try to distance yourself away from hank but my man is going to make you suffer

Because now that you know, hank would ultimately make sure your his now and only his... your shy attitude is now a cowardly attitude....

Hank will choke you nearly to death as he gives you dead threats as he holds you against the wall...

Oh no trying to call your friend's for help yeah... think again because they will leave you to die, oh honey you thought they would help you against a wanted man? Aha your really funny buddy

Now torture isn't his style vur if he needs you to obey he won't hesitate, my man while Stab, cut even nearly kill you but of course doc comes in like "goddammit hank" and you get saved hurray...

OH wait... he works for doc...FUUUC-

You wished you stayed unaware but also wished you haven't been born....

"You're Mine and mine only... so quit being a fucking bitch and..."love" me"

Sorry for taking so long I'm still doing requests but I going to be a slower than a turtle, also I tried by best here so I hope you like if you don't then sorry for disappointing you....any way I hope you have a good day/night

[imjustheremam]

:0

Ok I normally don't do this but here my buddy pal:

So this is Nus one my Madness Combat Ocs and her lore is that: when Hank killed the sun, Texas went from peace to MADNESS, so one scientist tries to make a new sun with a powerful machine but. Their successor(aka Nus) accidentally made one wrong mistake causing the machine to make a powerful orb that destroy nearly half of Texas, and the orb basically fused with the successor creating Nus the New Sun...

Appearance:

-so Nus is a female and is every tall like 9-9'05 feet tall

-Nus wears black sweater, Combat Pants and black Combat Boots...

-Nus has long hair like rapunzel for example but it's white, but if it was Red or orange...RUN

- Nus eyes like those emojis

Facts:

-Nus is a every brutal fighter when it comes protecting those who are considered as family

-Nus hair will change color by what anger she's feeling so start apologizing or run away when her hair turns red-orange..

-its impossible to make her get mad due to her motherly-like personality... she's also very calm and quiet for a giant

-Nus fought hank, one time... hank nearly lost half of his body due to her hair was actually her weapon...

- Nus hair can melt anybody think of it as lava but don't worry she can control it, and her powers are like the employers but more wild than normal...

-her weapons of choice are either a giant kitana or big guns... or her hair

-shes hunted down by Employers and everyone due to her powers and is considered a threat despite she just step into Nevada

-before all this she was a scientists that was put into babysitting subjects, experimented Grunts.. sometimes clones... she was a mother to them...

So I was wondering how would BREAK react or feel towards Nus, because... he looks so cool and looks like... well hank...

I can only imagine him trying to kill her...

TBH THIS WAS KIND OF A HARD ONE FOR ME JSHAHA

Bcs on one hand: Break desesperelly needs someone to give him a "motherly" comfort (my man "grew up" in a lab surrounded by scientist who didnt care for his mental well being)

On the other hand: She was a scientist and perhaps he might be ressentfull to her just bcs of that

Mayhaps both idk wink wink 👀

Break mostly attacks when he feels threatened so If she gives him "bad vibes" then yeah they would fight dhsja

It they fought he would give her sort of a hard time (bcs again he's a Hank clone but improved) I want to think It would end in a draw but actually she would probably kick his ass lmao

[imjustheremam]

I'm sorry but....

:3

[imjustheremam]

HANK J. WIMBLETON

Platonic/Romantic Headcanons

Warning: this for not for kids also there will be some spoilers, if you don't like my headcanons please don't complain, also their will be some spoilers at the end.

Platonic

Hank J. Wimbleton, we all know who this grunt is, the best mercenary, assassin, and cold-blooded criminal of Nevada.

Hank is somewhere in his 30s or 40s maybe in his 50s

Hank is no joke, so meeting him will either be your demise, or give you trauma.

But you were lucky to be hired by 2bdamned (aka S.Q), which means Hank WILL have to tolerate you despite he doesn't want to. (this is my headcanon of reader)

Hank isn't the type to befriend since he only cares about missions and killing for his pleasure.

But you somehow befriending HIM the dangerous grunt in Nevada!! You basically made everyone at the S.Q fear for your safety, but hey i won't argue.

If your younger than him like 19 or lower Prepare to be grandchild because he's going to be your GRANDPA, like almost any other grandpa he takes the lead and will kinda protect or train you if your a rookie.

Even if your a medic your going out on missions since that's the reason why 2bdamned recruited you, your the supporter of the team, so Hank is going have to deal with you healing him and the others on missions.(Also Skinner will be teaching you when you get back)

Now if your older like 20 or above, Hank will treat you like Deimos and Sanford, but since you befriended him, he will treat you kindly but still be rude as always.

Hank will still act like a grandpa but if your like more older than the others he will treat you like 2bdamned only you might annoy him a little...

Even if your younger or older, hank will refuse to listen or let you treat his injuries...

But hank will help you on missions and might actually let you be his partner in crime

Now if you were just an average grunt he would've killed you unless you helped him or gave him supplies and BAM you got 1% of his trust, so good luck gaining his trust...

ROMANTIC

Now Hank isn't the type to fall in love or be romantic but hey, we're all simps let's do this.

Ok so Hank is the type of lover to take things slow because he's never been a relationship, he also isn’t much into affectionate things, so don't get too ahead.

So give him sometime, he still new to this. And when he finally gets comfortable, you then can show him your love but teach him please, isn't good at this..

Hank will only date you if your older like in your 20s or 30s, afterall he is kinda old (so those who are younger, sorry but your nothing but a grandchild to him or a random ass kid with a knife).

Hank will act like normal but he will show his kindness and love when both of you are alone, he likes to keep the relationship in secret, because he doesn't want anyone to find out especially when he has so many enemies after him.

Hank is overprotective when he on missions with you and will sometimes try his best to treat your injuries(yeah your gonna have to help him)

If your relationship gets bigger and better hank will act a little confident and might try to flirt with you when your alone with him, he will also try his best to hug you or kiss you.

But since hank can't kiss he will bonk his head softly to yours, while you give him a peck on his metal jaw or cheek.

But for his flirting it sounds like a threat but in a loving way

Hank would spy on deimos and Sanford just to learn to flirt alittle better (but sometimes he gets caught spying)

Hank is not stupid he still understand what affectionate hugs, cuddles and more but will pretend not to know just to see you teach him how or he's just doesn't want to be soft in public.

Now if the relationship is now at its highest, hank will no longer hide his relationship with you and deimos will tease the living sh!t out of you and hank...maybe...

Deimos will also help hank which hank will mostly refuse due to not liking the annoying pyro-maniac, but hank will try...maybe

2bdamned didn't actually approve of this but didn’t argue, 2bdamned let this slide since he wants you and hank to finish missions...

Sanford and Deimos actually worry about you having a relationship with Hank, like...your dating a grunt that tried to kill them (watch or play madness combat: project Nexus 2 you'll understand)

Also the A.A.H.W will also try to kidnap you or kill you just to make hank suffer...

When you and hank date, he would prefer the date to be private and secure because of A.A.H.W, Tricky, Jebus, Bandits and everyone that's trying to kill him

During dating hank will most likely keep staring at you because he doesn't know what to say or do but, but he won't lie he loves staring at you, it makes him special.

Oh but just because your dating and he loves you doesn't mean he's gonna stop being rude, he always will be rude but he goes 25% soft on you.

Your compliments and flirts will make him get flustered, to the point he might start shaking violently.

Also he will flirt with you aswell just to make you get flustered or embarrassed,

BONUS AND SPOILER ALERT!!!⚠

Remember about what I said that hank tried to kill Sanford and Deimos well, if you dated hank before destroying the project nexus.

Well Hank would still try to kill Sanford and Deimos, you however would be the one Hank will hesitate you kill...

Yandere behavior would've kicked in if he actually killed Sanford and Deimos

But we all or half of us know Hank lost the fight, so you would've try to revive his body or take him to 2bdamned,

you would not interact with him until you finally have the courage or hank would apologize to you by buying some hotdogs...

If hank won the fight, you be missing your legs as hank kill deimos and Sanford, after that hank give you one last soft bonk in the forehead before... finishing the mission... and yeah the end

" I'm sorry y/n.. but I can't have you stop me... " he said as he stares down at you, seeing your legs were cut off by his sword as you watch in horror, in pain...hurt.... he crouches down and leans his head, until both his and your foreheads touched as you close your eyes slowly and... fall alseep... forever

Its is all I could imagine hank also I'm working on the main 4 yandere request but my part-time job took away all my days off but I'm close to finishing it...

[imjustheremam]

REQUEST GUIDELINES

Yes request are OPEN

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Fandoms I will be doing....

141 force/call of duty/Los Vaqueros( it can also be kögin and others) and other Aus

Madness combat/MADNESS: Project Nexus and other Aus

Security breach/Fnaf/Ruin DLC and other Aus

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What I will write

Fluff

Angst (I will try)

Me being tired

Yandere/romantic/platonic Fandom headcanons and reader headcanons

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What I wont be writing because I feel very uncomfortable when I'm typing

Nsfw/smut

Weird kinks

ships like canon x canon or other random ship

Oc x canon because I'm not good nor I don't know your characters

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That's pretty much it also don't be afraid of requesting me or ask any questions, anyway byeeee have good night or good day.

[imjustheremam]

...so I'm a cosplayer??

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[imjustheremam]

GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME!!!!!!!

got a madness combat minecraft mod JDJSHDDJ

[imjustheremam]

It just me rambling about madcom players/self aware Au

So I've been reading alot of stories player meeting madcom characters like the main 4 being in players world or player being in their world and also reading stories about old player and new player being enemies or having toxic friendship.

So all this inspired me to make my own player Au instead of players being to overpowered or having godly powers,they will just normal players playing madness combat without knowing how to play except for old player that person a menace(not really).

So here are my headcanon about new player(aka you) and old player

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New player(you)

So for starters new player is young like somewhere in their 20s, and despite their age, they are not mature yet.

New player works as an animator and an digital artist but also good at being a simp for anime boys/girls, so you can see why they still act like a child.

Still friends with a group of anime lovers, memes and any other fandom.

Also has a pet kitten and lives in a small town

Despite the good things new player doesn't take care of they're health and doesn't go outside due of body shame and insecurities.

Also too addicted to video games and is new to madness combat but knows about some characters.

Old player

Unlike new player they are older like 26 or 28, they are more mature than new player and rarely show immaturity.

they work as a police officer despite being in college, but they are good with technology and combat but not good as the other officers(or madcom character).

Old player has no friends nor is interested in anime but they have dog that helps them for comfort and also thry like memes and old puns.

Old player suffers from trusts issues and uncontrollable rage that cause them to throw tantrums, but has been taken special needs for this (these issues are one reason why they quit playing madness combat.)

Unlike new player, old player is goddamn pro in madness combat, knows the lore, and still a pro to this day.

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Yeah this are my headcanons for new player and old player I hope you like them if not then you can also go see others blog and ideas any way have a good day and goodnight, SEE YA!!!!

[imjustheremam]

Stop Trying to Get in my Way Part 2

Warning ⚠: this story will contain alot cuss words, suggestive themes, blood, violence and NO I WILL NOT MAKE LEMON IN THIS STORY NOR THE OTHERS YOU PERVERTS but there will be sexual harassment (not too much and not that ew) but y/n will be mentioned after all this is insert-reader story. By the way I haven't played the call of duty mw2 game so will not be before but after the death of Shepard and Makarov( or he doesn't exist) this is my own story of a new organization of terrorist a mew threat. Also I'm not good with stories so pls don't correct me and I actually researched about these characters and im tired.

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Soap and Gaz stare at the enemy or that what they so believe it's an enemy.

it seems the 'enemy' doesnt seem to notice them. as for looks, they seem to be wearing full gear suit almost like theirs but their some kind of symbol on their gear that Soap and Gaz can't make out due to how dark the main room is.

"Ghost, we might have a problem" soap said through his comn

(whatever they called it I forgot)

" Sargeant" Ghost replied.

" aaaah so you brought the case " said the Target with a low voice mix with a french accent.

Both Gaz and Soap quickly turn to the Target they need to capture, but when Soap turn back to spy or check the 'enemy' they were gone.......

" Gho-" before Soap could communicate with ghost all the lights went out " what the hell!" the Target shouted as he back away, the guards are now cautious and protecting the Target (if they can find them) the guards are shouting making soap have a chance to communicate with ghost.

" Ghost"

" Soap what the hell is going on" Ghost spoke through his comn " not sure L.t, but it probably as something to do with the uninvited guest" Soap respond back to Ghost.

when soap was done communicating, he heard a scream making Gaz and Soap took hold there gun out, one light turns on revealing a dead guard on the ground, the guards body was almost like it was butchered by whoever killed him. the target and the other guards were shaking in fear.

the light turn off, the atmosphere was slowly building up, another scream, the second light turns on, the guards arms was missing, the guard was alive but slowly died from loss of blood. the light turned off again, the last two guards were now back away but the moment the third light turn on the guard form the left had no head and was now on the ground like corpse. this made the last guard run away but the light turned off again but instead of scream it was gunshot

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the light turned on again with the last guard fell down with a bloody bullet hole in the back of head. the Last one alive was the target. Soap and gaz knew they have to act fast so both ran straight towards the target " intruders

!" the target screamed as the man stares at soap and gaz in fear but unfortunately for them. the lights turned off again.

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before gaz and soap could make it towards the target they were both tackled to the ground, gaz was knocked down and soap scream in pain feeling is back knee bleeding out making soap unable to reach for the target

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the light turn on as the target looked around seeing soap and gaz on the floor, the target thought he was safe but......

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he didn't see the person behind him...

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Yeah this took me forever to think how make the plot but anyway.....I realize I made this person act like slasher movie