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Rikki: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I'm falling asleep already.

Bright: "Cowards" on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

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Jabber: Why are you like this?

Rikki: Because I'm bored, it's fun, and I hate you all. There you are. The Holy Trinity of why.

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Wither: [Revenge is a waste of time.]

Bright: So is watching stream and eating candy. You do it because it feels good.

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"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool."

-Rikki, probably.

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"My demons are chasing me, and they are doing the Naruto run."

-Jabber, probably.

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Jabber: I am the smartest, most skilled person in this room.

Spooks: ...Is your hand stuck in that candy machine?

Jabber: I paid for my snickers, I'm getting my snickers.

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Jabber: Always stay positive!

Jabber: *falls down the stairs*

Jabber: Wow! I got down those stairs so fast!

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Bright: *gently stroking Rikki's hair*

Rikki: You are going to ruin my reputation if you keep that up.

Bright: Then get off my lap.

Rikki: No.

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Moira: We all have our own demons.

Moira, pointing to the NXGEN crew: These ones are mine.

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Bright: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Rikki: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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Rikki: Rich people should get robbed at least once per week.

Bright, a rich person: Why?

Rikki: Builds character.

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"I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying."

-Zero, probably

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Barry, going over Rikki's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.

Rikki: Yes.

Barry: Okay...may I know what you create?

Rikki: Problems.

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Aliss: How do you like your whiskey?

Barry: With an active desire to do me harm.

Aliss: I asked about your taste in whiskey, not your taste in men.

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"Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like "if you think you might lose, avoid doing that", "being outnumbered is bad generally" and "consider lying." -Jabber, probably

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Zero: How to say "fuck around and find out" with some class? Cipher: "You may test that assumption at your convenience".