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Gwenpool and She-hulk team-up.

The 2 just doing weird 4th-wall stuff to defend themselves against the Gods (Greek mostly).

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Gwen: We've been friends for soooooooo long! What are the odds we'd still be together? Well, not together-together... not that I'm not saying that you're not beautiful, you are beautiful, but that'd just be weird, right?

Picture of Kamala: *silent, because it’s a picture.*

Gwen: Right.

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Polaris: My mutation is polarity.

Gwen: *le gasp* You can control poles!

Kamala: Gwen, sweetie, she means she can control magnetism.

Gwen: Magnets are cool too.

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@dalenthas I learned something new today!

Also, I got curious and looked up the length difference. Apparently the katana’s blade caps out at around 2’ 7” in total, whilst the ōdachi/nodachi is anything longer than that. And seeing as how Sephiroth’s sword is canonically 8 feet long, it definitely falls into the latter category. Frankly it might count as it’s own thing entirely with just how long that thing is.

((I was just informed that at its 8 foot length, it falls into the category of Zanbato.))

Gwen: So Kamala—

Kamala: No!

Gwen: WHY NOT?!

Kamala: YOU COULD NEVER WIELD AN EIGHT FOOT LONG KATANA!!!

Gwen: YES I COULD, AND I’LL PROVE TO YOU THAT IT’S BETTER THAN ANY—!

*Miles sits on the couch and tries to tune out the argument with bad cable.*

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Kamala: Anything pop out at you on this menu?

Gwen: I don’t think it’s that kind of book. I’ll keep looking for you, Babe!

Kamala: ... you’re lucky you’re as cute as you are.

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Peter: Um, why’s your friend Kamala up on the roof?

Miles: She said she needed some alone time.

Peter: Okay... cool.... so why is Gwenpool up there with her then?

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Gwen: I have 3 Caprisuns and my life is going great!

Gwen: I’m down to two caprisuns, but I’m hanging in there.

Gwen: I’m down to one. Things are looking dim...

Gwen: ... Bad news, guys.

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Kamala: *freaking the fuck out*

Miles: *about one second away from yeeting the smart phone*

Gwen: *knows damn well it's a fake out but is enjoying the show*

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Gwen: So Kamala—

Kamala: No!

Gwen: WHY NOT?!

Kamala: YOU COULD NEVER WIELD AN EIGHT FOOT LONG KATANA!!!

Gwen: YES I COULD, AND I’LL PROVE TO YOU THAT IT’S BETTER THAN ANY—!

*Miles sits on the couch and tries to tune out the argument with bad cable.*

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The artwork in these Heroes at Home comics is done by Gurihiru, a pair of Japanese artists who worked on The Unbelievable Gwenpool (I might have a favorite of theirs), The Unstoppable Wasp, Superman Smashes the Klan, and pretty much all of the Avatar/Korra comics. I super duper recommend people checking out their work, their art is genuinely fantastic!

Heroes at Home

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@dalenthas honestly, I don’t think Gwen would be that worried about being abducted by Hulkling and his intergalactic empyre.

I can imagine Kamala would have some reservations about the whole ordeal, though.

Teddy: Trying to take Gwen back home was the right call.

Kamala: Well messing up a perfect cinnamon roll is all you accomplished! Look at her! She has anxiety now!!

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Gwen: Done! I win!

Kamala: You know, it wasn’t a race.

Gwen: That’s what losers say.

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Teddy: Trying to take Gwen back home was the right call.

Kamala: Well messing up a perfect cinnamon roll is all you accomplished! Look at her! She has anxiety now!!

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Gwen: I’m dying...

Kamala: What?! What happened?!? Did you get hurt in our last missio—

Gwen: I stubbed my pinky toe.

Kamala:

Gwen:

Kamala:

Gwen:

Kamala: If you weren’t “dying” already, I would strangle you for that.

Gwen: Aweeeeee~!

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Kamala: So... do you wanna explain what I just walked in on?

Gwen, covered in blood: Ummmm... spaghetti sauce surprise?

Kamala: Where’s the body, Gwen?

Gwen: Where I’ve been emotionally for the past—

Kamala: Closet?

Gwen: Closet.

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Gwen: I'm Gwen Poole, who the fuck are you?

Doctor Doom: I am Victor Von Doom, and I must say back in my day we didn't talk that way to our elders.

Gwen: Well this is my day and we do, sir.

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I'm really happy that you're back.

Awe thank you, Hero Witch. I’m honestly happy to have the time for this blog again. It’s great to be back in action.