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Kate: y'know, I don't say this often, but I really feel like we should try a non-violent approach to this

Yelena: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely", and after the word "violent", include the phrase "blood explosion extraordinaire"

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Clint: So, Cap, I know you're from the forties, but you're not like homophobic or anything, right?

Steve: I'm gay

Tony: He's dodging the question!

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Coulson: We need that data. Now, I know when you and Romanoff stole it, you were told not to make any copies

Clint: No, we promised. And that would be very wrong

Coulson: Uh huh

Coulson: ...

Coulson: Show me your copies

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Clint: we can't go; it says 18+ and there's only two of us

Kate: oh my god Clint you're ridiculous

Kate: we can just invite more people

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Clint: if I'm not back in five minutes...

Kate: just wait longer?

Clint: no, come rescue me

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Coulson: so this is a picture of my car as of two weeks ago

Picture: *a car*

Coulson: and *this* is a picture of my car as I found it this morning

Picture 2: *said car which is now very much on fire*

Coulson: do any of you care to tell me what's wrong with this picture?

Steve: the white balance, for one

Clint: the focus is a bit too close

Natasha: the chromatic aberration suggests you bought that camera because it had "the most megapixels"

Coulson: THE CAR IS ON FIRE

Clint: ...

Natasha: ...

Steve: ...

Clint: maybe you should use the insurance money to get a better camera

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Clint: I never understood why people cared about their dumb friends until I got a friend of my own

Clint: I've only had Natasha for a day and a half but if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself

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Tony: where's Morgan?

Pepper: Clint and Natasha are playing dress-up with her

Tony: they are?

Pepper: she was upset about some mean girl in her class calling her names

Tony: huh. Well that's really sweet of them, distracting her like that

Pepper: *laughs*

Pepper: sure. That's exactly what they're doing

*meanwhile*

Natasha, going through Morgan's closet: now, these shoes have reinforced soles

Clint: which mean that your kicks are going to be twice as painful

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Natasha: if you had to choose between Tony and all the money in my wallet, which would you choose?

Clint: depends. How much money are we talking here?

Tony: Clint!

Natasha: 57 cents

Clint: ...

Clint: I'll take the money

Tony: CLINT

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Fury: Hawkeye, how is your mission to take out the black widow going?

Clint: target has been taken out

Fury: excellent. Now—

Clint: we went to dinner and a movie. She proposed. My last name is now romanoff

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So I just realized that my asks and submissions were off so they're on now if anybody cares!

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Clint: yeah I'm really proud of Kate. She's super smart too—she can do tip math in her head!

Natasha: Clint, everyone can do tip math in their head. You just multiply by two and move the decimal to the left

Clint: ...Holy shit

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incorrect quotes are so crazy. no understanding of the characters, half of the times the jokes don't make sense, blatantly just weird and they're EVERYWHERE. they are most definitely incorrect quotes i will tell you that

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methinks they should've done this black window movie before they fucking dropped her off a cliff in endgame

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Natasha: Have you seen a boy with blond-topped hair and a sunny though occasionally vague disposition, answering to the name of Clint?

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I’ll just be over here holding my breath for the potential that you may draw future Marvel characters from Disney+ series *cough*hawkeye*cough* because so far everything you’ve shared with us from the existing series IS KILLER FREAKING FANTASTIC 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Thank you so much! I really appreciate that. You can definitely expect Hawkeye in the future. I’ve already drawn Kate and her dog, Lucky. ☺️ 🐕

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Tony: so, is that new mission I heard you and Nat talking about going forward?

Clint: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you

Clint & Tony: *laugh*

Clint: well, kill you even sooner