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incorrect-kaishinshi · 2 months ago
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Heiji: So when does the judgmental express arrive?
Shinichi: Shiho will be here at noon.
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 2 months ago
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Kaito, trying to think of a date idea with Shinichi: We could go to a bookstore. I’ll watch you browse for six hours.
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 3 months ago
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Shiho: ...what are you doing?
Kaito: Giving you a hug!
Kaito: Just give into it. Come on, you can do it.
Kaito: Unclench the fists, Shiho-chan. Unclench the fists. Yeah, there you go.
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 3 months ago
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Conan: Alright, now everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.
Genta: Why?
Ayumi: Are you in a hurry?
Haibara: No, he was referring to your relatively short attention spans.
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 3 months ago
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Kaito: Bye Shinichi! Bye Shiho-chan! Bye Mouri-chan! Bye Suzuki-chan! Bye Shinichi! Bye Shiho-chan!
Aoko: You said bye to Shinichi-kun and Shiho-chan twice.
Kaito, with a dreamy sigh: I like them.
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 3 months ago
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Heiji: I’m sure nothing can ruin my day.
Kaito, Shinichi and Shiho: *coming out of nowhere* Hey!
Heiji: I forgot saying that summons them.
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 3 months ago
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Shiho: So, the hairdresser shows up at noon tomorrow.
Kaito: Great, and while you do that, I’ll check in on the ring bear.
Shinichi: I’m sorryーyou’re saying ‘ring bearER’, right?
Kaito: ...
Shinichi: Kuroba Kaito, Look me in the eye and tell me ‘I promise I’m not bringing a dangerous wild animal to our wedding’.
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 3 months ago
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Heiji: Would you shoot your partner in the leg for 10 million dollars?
Kaito: You guys shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers.
Shinichi: We can just shoot each other, and we’ll have 30 million.
Shiho: Good thinking, fuck the system.
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 3 months ago
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Shinichi: Kaito, Miyano and i are no longer friends.
Kaito: Shinichi, that's literally the worst way to tell people we're dating.
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 3 months ago
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Kaito: I talk a lot, huh.
Shiho: Yes, but it's nice.
Shinichi: We like hearing your thoughts.
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 3 months ago
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Conan: You ever feel like you’re being watched?
KID: All the time! When you look this good, you get used to it.
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 3 months ago
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Kaito: What's your favourite colour?
Sonoko: Stop asking woman stupid questions. Ask her something logical and mature.
Kaito: Uh, okay. How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Shiho: 0.03.
Sonoko:
Sonoko: Mine is green, if you're wondering.
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 3 months ago
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Touichi: Sometimes I wonder if I failed as a father.
Shinichi: Sometimes?
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 3 months ago
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Kaito: Did you know you can't spell 'self' without 'elf'?
Shiho: What does that even mean?
Kaito: I don't know but it really cheered me up earlier.
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 3 months ago
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Takasugi: Aren't you a little young to be a detective?
Conan: Yes, yes I am.
Takasugi: Well, I must say, I'm very impressed.
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 3 months ago
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Shinichi: Kaito and Miyano are, as they told me, the yee to my haw.
Ran: *spits her tea*
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 3 months ago
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Kaito: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed.
Shiho: A dentist.
Shinichi: I don't know what your dentist is doing to you but I think you need to go to the police.
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