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Stephen: This isn't a choice, like my diet. It's necessary, like my drinking.
#// this is in response to the cooking segment last week where stephen was all about the drinks#c: stephen c#stephen colbert#source: veep#veep#late show with stephen colbert#show: lssc#lssc#incorrect quotes#incorrect late night quotes#oth: the queue cards
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Jordan: There's no way I'm going to fit in there.
Jon: Well, it's bigger than your mother's womb and you were in there until you were fifteen.
#c: jordan k#c: jon s#jordan klepper#jon stewart#the daily show#the daily show with jon stewart#show: tdsjon#show: the oppo#the opposition w/ jordan klepper#the opposition#source: veep#veep#incorrect quotes#incorrect late night quotes#oth: the queue cards
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Sam: Get the government out of my fuckin' snatch.
#// can I do this without any more lines? lol#c: sam b#samantha bee#Full Frontal with Samantha Bee#full frontal with Sam bee#sam bee#full frontal#show: ffsam#veep#source: veep#incorrect quotes#incorrect late night quotes#oth: the queue cards
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Trevor: He is, like, in Central Europe, there is a bad companion for Santa Claus, and on Christmas, if children are naughty, he takes away the presents. It's like a man, but it's very tall.
Hasan: Jordan!
Roy: It's Jordan.
#c: trevor n#c: hasan m#c: roy w#c: jordan k#trevor noah#hasan minhaj#roy wood jr#jordan klepper#show: tdstrevor#show: the oppo#the daily show#the daily show with trevor noah#the opposition w/ jordan klepper#the opposition#source: veep#veepedit#incorrect quotes#incorrect late night quotes#oth: the queue card
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John: You know what I like about the two of you? It's not clear who's the top.
Jon: I am.
Stephen: *looks at Jon and smiles*
John: Oh. Yeah.
#c: john o#John Oliver#jon stewart#c: jon s#c: stephen c#stephen colbert#ship: jon and stephen#stewbert#show: tdsjon#show: tcr#the daily show#the daily show with jon stewart#the colbert report#source: veep#veep#incorrect quotes#incorrect late night quotes#oth: the queue cards
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I'd like to remind everyone that we take submissions/asks/ideas for incorrect quotes here. Please send in any ideas you've got via our ask and/or submission box! Anon should be on!
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Jason: I think our engagement was pretty romantic.
Sam: You gave me a half eaten ring pop.
Jason: But you still said yes.
#c: sam b#c: jason j#ship: sam and jasson#source: tumblr#source: original#source: incorrectxfiles#show: ffsam#show: tdsjon#samantha bee#jason jones#full frontal with sam bee#full frontal#full frontal with samantha bee#incorrect quotes#incorrect late night quotes
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WHY DID I NOT FOLLOW THIS BLOG SOONER I LOVE IT
asking questions –> @lucyintheenglishgarden
The blog is brand new, and I’ve been slow on the uptake. But I am so glad you found it! :D Send any and all incorrect quotes and suggestions! I hope you enjoy.
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Jimmy: Seth, you're a genius!
Seth: Yeah, I get called that a lot.
Jimmy: What? A genius?
Seth: No. Seth.
#c: seth m#c: jimmy f#seth meyers#jimmy fallon#late night with seth meyers#show: lnsm#tonight show with jimmy fallon#show: tsjf#incorrect quotes#incorrect late night quotes#source: spongebob squarepants#spongebon squarepants
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Andy: Are you really playing the gay card right now?
Anderson: *snaps fingers* Yas, queen.
#// because anderson is very similar to holt tbh#c: andy c#andy cohen#c: anderson c#anderson cooper#watch what happens live#watch what happens live with andy cohen#show: wwhlandy#source: brooklyn nine nine#brooklyn nine nine#ship: andy and anderson#incorrect quotes#incorrect late night quotes
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Conan: Truth is, I only know of one truly platonic relationship.
Andy: You and me.
Conan: Don't make me laugh, Andy. You want to hit this so hard.
#c: conan o#c: andy r#show: conan#Conan O'Brien#andy richter#conan#source: how i met your mother#how i met your mother#incorrect quotes#incorrect late night quotes
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John: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down the show?
Jon: You burned down the show?
John: No, I had the fire put out almost immediately. This is a success story.
#c: john o#john oliver#c: jon s#jon stewart#show: tdsjon#the daily show with jon stewart#the daily show#source: brooklyn nine nine#brooklyn nine nine#incorrect quotes#incorrect late night quotes
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Steve: *staring at Nancy across the room at a party*
Steve: I'm gonna do it.
Stephen: You should.
Steve: I'm gonna go talk to her.
Stephen: Talk to her.
Steve: I'm gonna.
Stephen: Okay, but you're still standing here.
Steve: Here I go.
Stephen: ...haven't moved.
Steve: Shut up.
#steve carell#stephen colbert#nancy wells#nancy carell#c: steve c#c: stephen c#source: newsroom#newsroom#incorrect quotes#incorrect late night quotes#ship: nancy and steve#show: seccity
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