incorrect-marvel-quotes · 1 year ago
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who up grieving the unlived life on a tuesday
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incorrect-marvel-quotes · 1 year ago
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WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG SORRY TO ANYONE WHO SAW THAT REBLOG
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incorrect-marvel-quotes · 2 years ago
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just a reminder that t*rfs are not and will never be welcome on my blog i think you are embarrassments to humankind and you should be ashamed of subscribing to a belief system based on hate and white supremacy
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incorrect-marvel-quotes · 4 years ago
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Incorrect Quote #60
Peter: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Tony, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Peter:
Peter: fsh
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Incorrect Quote #59
Drax: No one has a crush on me
Drax: I am too strong to be crushed
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Incorrect Quote #58
Loki: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Thor: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Loki: Death is a social construct.
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Incorrect Quote #57
Steve: Where are you going?
Bucky: To get plums or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
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Incorrect Quote #56
Tony: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Peter: You and me!!!
Tony, tearing up: Okay.
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Incorrect Quote #55
Sam: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Bucky: Killed without hesitation.
Sam: No-
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Incorrect Quote #54
Sam: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Bucky: I do have a sense of humor you know
Sam: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Bucky: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
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Incorrect Quote #53
Rhodes: How many kids do you have?
Tony: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Incorrect Quote #52
Sam: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Bucky: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Incorrect Quote #51
Bucky: [screaming in the background] Sharon: What happened? Sam: I don’t know, I think he saw himself in the mirror. Bucky, in the distance: SAM! THERE’S ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL! Sam: It’s okay, Bucky! Just introduce yourself, I’m sure they’re nice.
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Incorrect Quote #50
Tony, doing anything: Don't tell Pepper. Pepper is not behind the camera right now. If Pepper found out that I was doing this they would be very, very upset right now so don't tell them.
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Incorrect Quote #49
Fury: You’re completely mad! Tony: Thank goodness I am, because if I wasn’t, this would probably never work!
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Incorrect Quote #48
Tony, about him & Stephen: We love each other. We just don’t say it. We show our love through criticism and micromanagement, so if you say “love you”, you’re probably hiding something.
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Incorrect Quote #47
Bucky: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Steve: What?
Bucky: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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