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Undead Character Showdown Redo: Round One Matchup Two

Who is your favorite undead character?

(Sasha art by @ravensa, can be taken down if requested!)

Propaganda:

Sasha Rackett: "Sasha died and was brought back to life, but the resurrection caused her to slowly turn into a zombie. She is sneaky, stabby, and had a fucked up childhood. Also, so many daggers. I love her" -Submitter

No propaganda is submitted for Luke Patterson! If any is submitted through the ask box or comments on reblogs, they will be added next round!

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Wilde: It's pride month Zolf. You know what that means.

Zolf: Huh

Zolf: What

Zolf: Do you want us to hunt like. Gay simulacra.

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Bertie

*clang* *CLANGG* *clang clang KLINK* *CLANNNNNNNNG* oh sorry i didn't see you there i was just hitting my sword against things

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Grizzop: Remember to drink water, babes!

Wilde: No.

Grizzop: Then become the dirt I walk on.

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I need to microwave her so bad

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Today marks 3 years of incorrect rqg. Crazy shit

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COME ON GUYS WE CAN DO THIS

AI Bracket — Round 2

Propaganda

Sec (The Vesta Clinic):

Space station medical clinic secretary AI. Great at his job, full of snark and sass, communicates in boops, beeps, and long strings of text. Private about his own life but frequently willing to voice his opinion. An expert at pranks. He's even trans.

Mr. Ceiling (Rusty Quill Gaming):

He's an AI made up of human brains who was given extremely flawed instructions and started to erase people's memories while still being 100% convinced he was only helping humanity. He was in control of most of the world's banks, transport and economy. When introduced to philosophical questions, he came to the conclusion that he should simply become a god. Wonderfully morally grey AI :D

(spoilers included) is the reason for a surprise body horror episode (what’s not to love about one of those?)

when not disembodied voice, it appears as a sliver floating orb

alex (the gm) let the party name it, expecting something ominous like “it” or “above”, but got stuck with them calling it “mr. ceiling”

is literally powered by dead people’s brains

claims it wants to help people, but doesn’t understand the suffering its existence is causing

is designed to learn only the worst aspects of whatever the party tries to teach it

after the party tries to enlighten it, it wants to become something like a god

Art of Sec by @boombox-fuckboy.

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Zolf: Where are you from?

Sasha: Nowhere.

Zolf: No one is from nowhere.

Sasha: Other London.

Zolf: Alright, that is pretty much nowhere.

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Wilde: You hang out with my friends? Sorry, a failed Navy Commander and a twat?

Zolf: Well, that's a bit harsh...

Wilde: Your words!

Zolf: I did not call Barnes a failed Navy Commander!

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this came to me in a vision

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Are you fucking with people or did Bryn actually write Hamid fanfic and publish it? And if he did what is it called?

Yeah he did! I know this ask was sent ages ago, I'm answering it anyways because I know this is still something that a lot of people don't know about.

The fic is called A Long Day and it's about Hamid visiting Sasha in ancient Rome. It was written back when Bryn was really involved in the fandom, primarily through the Red String Brigade Discord server.

I always really respected the way Bryn treated the fandom, the way he would meme and theorize and headcanon along with the rest of us. Other cast members did this too, to varying extents, but it always really felt like he was genuinely just having a lot of fun with it. He also made a Hamid playlist, which is here.

I know that this level of fandom engagement isn't healthy or even feasible for a lot of creators and I'm not suggesting it becomes a new normal, just that it's very special and fun when it happens organically

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i’ve been existing in a state of overwhelming anxiety recently and needed to return to my roots. have a sunbathing dwarf.

ID: a fully coloured digital drawing of zolf smith from rusty quill gaming lying on a towel on a beach. he is viewed from above, lying on his back with his right arm by his side and his left is resting on his stomach holding a harrison campbell book. he is a fat white dwarf with two amputated legs, his right is amputated beneath the knee and the left is above the knee. he has a white beard and hair, and is wearing only a white pair of boxers with red hearts on them. he is relaxing with a neutral expression, his eyes closed. he is covered in freckles and white body hair, he has a star tattoo on his sternum and has large rings in his nipples. he also has piercings in his ears. he is holding a blue book titled ‘the power of the son’, and has a pair of red sunglasses lying next to him on his blue towel. end ID.

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AITA for helping my father cover up my brother's criminal activity?

Okay so I'm gonna be upfront and say that I (23M) come from a fairly wealthy banking family. I'm not actively involved in the family business myself, but I've pretty much had all my needs met for my entire life. I am aware of my privilege and have a complicated relationship with my own identity a person with familial wealth who is also an immigrant and a person of colour.

Recently I returned home from work abroad to attend my older sister's funeral. I don't want to get into details, but it was unexpected and hit our whole family very hard. After speaking to my older brother (27M) I learned that he's fallen back into his old gambling habits and had amassed a significant debt. He told me that he'd been given an offer from a well-known crime lord, who agreed to pay off his debts in exchange for helping orchestrate a break-in to one of our banks. The job went poorly and a guard was killed. My brother was not directly responsible but he was still very much involved. He feels horrible about the whole situation and was on the verge of a breakdown when I found him.

I made him tell my father, who was understandably angry at this. As the head of the bank, he tried to have the whole thing covered up, but he was unable to do so because of the amount of government involvement. Eventually he offered to take the blame for the death himself so that my brother wouldn't be sent to prison. I understood the gravity of the sacrifice he was making to protect my brother, and agreed to help with the transition and the requisite paperwork and Public Relations responsibilities. I understand that what he does, he does out of love, and out of a desire for my brother to be able to live a normal life despite his mistakes.

My coworkers (who travel with me, and with whom I am very close) were really upset with me when they learned about what my father and I did. Two of my coworkers are very religious, and have very strong and black-and-white ideas of justice. One of them (10M) told me that what I'd helped my father do was collusion, obstruction of justice, and basically made me an accessory to murder. The other (13F) was more gentle, but still told me that what I'd done was unjust and that I should have sent my brother to prison. I didn't bring this up with them, but it feels worth mentioning that our fourth co-worker (23F) has *definitely* been involved in organized crime, murder, and grand larceny on several occasions, and nobody ever says that *she* should go to prison to anyone for her crimes. Not that I think she should either, but it seems like a bit of a double standard.

Anyways, I'm very confused. All I wanted to do was help my brother, and make things as smooth as possible for my family. We're already going through so much with the loss of my sister and I didn't want to make things any harder by going against my father's sacrifice and probably getting both him and my brother sent to prison. Still, I'm worried that this was an inappropriate use of my wealth and privilege. AITA?

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Hamid, gesturing at Ed: A himbo must - must - be kind, beefy, and stupid.

Hamid, gesturing at Zolf: Kind and beefy? That’s just a hunk.

Hamid, gesturing at Bertie: Only beefy and stupid? That’s just a jock.

Hamid, gesturing at Barnes: Only kind and stupid? That’s just a decent man!

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Wilde: Cel, darling, those goggles look fantastic on you.

Cel: Why thank you!

Wilde: I think they'd look even better on Barnes's floor.

Barnes: Wait... are you hitting on Cel for me?