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Cloud: there’s a thin line between bravery and stupidity.

Reno: Huh?

Cloud: And you use it like a jump rope!

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Sephiroth: Are you going to kill me?

Cloud: Hahahahah.

Sephiroth: Why didn’t you answer me?

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Cloud: It’s probably best to pull out now!

Reno: That’s what she said!

Cloud:

Cloud: I will smack you!

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Cloud: You expect me to stop her?

Sephiroth: Isn’t she your teammate?

Cloud: Aerith is her own woman.

Cloud: And I really want to see you get hit with a chair.

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Cloud: Not a single brain cell in that head of yours, huh?

Zack: Yep! ☺️

Cloud:

Cloud: You're not supposed to agree with that

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Cloud: Wait, is 'exacerbate' the correct term?

Vaan: Uhh.. I don't know. I'm illiterate.

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Cloud: then again, if the house burns down when I’m in it-

Zack: HONEY.

Cloud: yes?

Zack: NO.

Cloud: oh, are you sure?

Zack: YES I’M SURE!

Cloud: Shame..

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Cloud: I don’t hate you because you use magic!

Cloud: I hate you because you’re racist!

Hojo: Ah, where the hell did that come from?!

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Cloud: Good night.

Squall: Mm, night.

Cloud: I love you.

Squall:

Cloud:

Cloud: Bitch, I said I love you.

Squall, looking up from his papers: Oh sorry, I love you too.

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Zack: I would say break a leg, but you know…

Cloud: I’m gonna be in a cast might as well.

Zack: [Snorts]

Cloud: I’m being medically broken.

Zack: [Laughing] Medically broken!

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Cloud: don’t laugh at me…

Tifa: I’m not laughing at you I’m laughing with-

Cloud: YOU’RE LAUGHING AT ME

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Cloud: What are you doing?

Reno, sat in an ice bath: Trying to get into your shoes and be an icy bitch.

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Sora: I need you to check under my bed for monsters.

Cloud: Look, kid, I appreciate your confidence in me, but if there's a monster it's gonna kill us both.

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Sora: I need you to check under my bed for monsters.

Cloud: Look, kid, I appreciate your confidence in me, but if there's a monster it's gonna kill us both.

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Cloud: So, where too now?

Yuffie: ✨Mountain✨

Vincent: Mountain?

Yuffie: Well, it doesn’t have a name so ✨mountain✨

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Cloud: A five letter word for happiness? M-O-N-E-Y.

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Not a quote!!

I wanted to quickly come here and clear some things up! Now before I do I want to quickly point out: I’m not singling out any one person this is quite the general statement.

When I usually tag a lot of my posts I will us ‘fan tags’ meaning that it’s not always cannon! I know it annoys people but the hate that comes through over it is quite unnecessary. Meaning, please stop telling me Reno doesn’t have a last name, I am aware, it just easier since people will search for Reno Sinclair as a tag! Though I am just having fun, it would be nice if I could share this fun with others!

Thanks for reading, and I hope you have a wonderful day.