#incorrect kh

[hgmason-hellion]

KH modern au except the organization lives in some fuckin frat house or something and one of them just leaves their clothes in the washing machine because lazy pieces of shit right?

So they all have to do their own laundry, but shit gets forgotten a lot so they're all used to moving clothes from washer to dryer and letting whoever know to get their fucking clothes before they're dropped on the floor by their door to get stepped on. Axel does this a bunch, and while moving uhhh Xigbar's laundry from washer to dryer he finds a condom in its packaging still.

Finishes transferring clothes and starts both machines.

Throws said unopened condom at Xigbar in the common area in front of *everyone*

Axel: don't worry, it's clean, it was in your forgotten laundry

Saïx: you don't need to be so embarrassing

Axel, with Roxas and Xion laughing in the background: no but I actually do

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happy june

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[radiantscientist]

[xiiiwayfinders]

*Riku and Kairi stargazing*

Riku: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Kairi: Yeah, they really are, aren't they?

Riku: But you know who's even more beautiful?

Riku and Kairi, in unison: Sora.

[allykakamatsu]

Plan ???

Aka I was just gonna do an incorrect quotes post today but I decided to be a little more creative-

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[ienzoskingdom]

[krankenmaus]

[nyctoheart]

"At the beginning of Kingdom Hearts, there is a monologue that goes: "I've been having these weird thoughts lately. Like…is any of this real, or not?" What does that mean?" Nomura: The name “Quadratum” didn't exist at that time, but the idea was there. It was a long preparation for the day when I would reach this point (laughs).

I'm gonna fucking shit myself tbqh (source)

[mortifiedmouse]

D A R K N E S S

[solelii]

*Sora and Riku are flirting with each other yet again*

Yozora: And you two are sure you're not dating?

Sora: 100%.

Riku: Of course not! Why would you think that?

Yozora: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind. I fucking wonder.

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ventus

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[strayheartless]

Roxas: do you ever want to talk about your emotions Sora?

Ventus: I do!

Roxas: I know Ventus

Ventus: I’m sad 😢

Roxas: I know Ventus

[xiiiwayfinders]

Demyx: *traps a wasp under a cup*

Demyx: *puts two more cups down*

Saix: Please no-

Demyx: *starts shuffling the cups*

[allykakamatsu]

Twisted Hearts Shitposts Part 2 Electric Boogaloo

The Idia meme is more general purpose but whatever-

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