#incorrect ffvii

[hu-manbee-ing]

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[geekysteven]

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Sephiroth: *turns Cloud into a frog*

Sephiroth: Now suffer.

Cloud: *chilling on a leaf*

Sephiroth: Wait

Cloud: *experiencing joy for the first time in his life*

Sephiroth: Wait no

[rottenpumpkin13]

Been seeing a lot of those jokes about how tragic fandoms lead to the fans creating actor AUs to cope.

What’s the FF7 cast like behind the scenes and out of costume?

*Sephiroth stabs Aerith*

Director: CUT!

*Sephiroth helps Aerith up*

Sephiroth: I didn't hurt you, did I?

Aerith: Nah bro you're fine.

*They fist bump*

-

*Cloud opens Vincent's coffin, but instead of Vincent it's Genesis laying there*

Cloud: !?

Director: CUT! Genesis, Crisis Core wrapped up filming a year ago.

Genesis: I know that, but there's so much more I'm able to do with my character that it didn't make sense for his story to end—

*Cloud closes the coffin lid*

Cloud: I can't work like this.

-

Director: Tifa, Aerith, you girls are doing great, but can you maybe start looking more at Cloud instead of each other? The audience might interpret your characters as lovers.

Tifa: Of course!

Aerith: Silly us!

Director: Great. Okay, ACTION!

*Tifa and Aerith start making out*

Director: NO

-

*At the edge of creation*

Sephiroth: Cloud, lend me your strength. Let us defy destiny together.

Cloud: I thought you'd never ask.

Sephiroth:

Cloud:

Sephiroth: That's not... that's not the line.

Cloud: Let me have your kids.

Sephiroth: What the fuck.

[wrwnmi]

I got notifications again from my old sephiroth's hairstyles art so here's a doodle of tifa and aerith with twintails featuring... twintails sephiroth again!! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

[prismaticpichu]

Cloud: What’s your perfect, ideal date?

Zack: Hmm… that’s a little tricky

Cloud: (internally) I know right—

Zack: Maybe April 26th? The weather is nice, the year is still young, summer is on the horizon~ <3

Cloud:

Cloud:

Cloud: ok

[strayheartless]

Angeal: yes Genesis, what’s your problem?

Genesis: You tell him Sephiroth, I’m too mad!

Sephiroth: well, Genesis thinks you don’t have time to spend with him anymore.

Genesis: I’m madder than that!

Sephiroth: Apologies. *to Angeal* HAVE YOU NO DECENCY?!

[sephirthoughts]

cloud: crushes are the worst. whenever i’m near mine, i start acting stupid

zack: you always act stupid

zack:

zack: wait...

[beidoma]

Texts between me and my friends that I’ve turned into FF7 shit posts PART 2

[darlingzelda]

[xiiiwayfinders]

Wedge: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?

Biggs: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.

Jessie: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.

Cloud: Rock also defeats baby.

[boringgothgamergirl]

I'M NEW TO FINAL FANTASY VII SO I NEED TO ASK...

WHY ALL MEN IN FINAL FANTASY VII ARE SO FREAKING HOT? ( IM ONLY AT RENO'S PART OF THE STORY IN REMAKE BUT GOD DAMN ARE THOSE MEN GOOD LOOKING )

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Tifa: *leaning on the counter* Hey handsome. Come here often?

Cloud: Is this the part where I remind you we are married or do I play along?

Tifa: Play along!

Cloud: Sorry not interested. I’m married.

[rottenpumpkin13]

Before THE spar between Sephiroth, Genesis and Angeal, Sephiroth gets a letter that says:

"Hello, my name is Vincent Valentine, no, you don't know me but I'm your father. Your mother had brown eyes and long brunette hair, she wore a yellow ribbon, no, her name is not Jenova, is Lucrecia. By the way, you're grounded so don't do any spars or missions, go to your room and stay there.

P.S. If you can kill Hojo on the way, better.

Love Papa

P.P.S., Shinra is evil, you should desert"

Tseng: Sephiroth, I don't understand this. You're leaving Shinra for a man who claims he's your father? What's his name?

Sephiroth: Vincent Valentine

*Tseng runs away at a speed Sephiroth did not know was possible for normal humans to run at*

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*Tseng bursts into the Turks' break room*

Tseng: RENO OWES ME 100 GIL, THE VICE PRESIDENT OWES ME 100 GIL, GET VELD'S ASS ON THE PHONE BECAUSE HE OWES ME 500 GIL. I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. GET THE CHAMPAGNE OUT, TONIGHT WE TOAST TO THE WAY THEY HAVE THE SAME!! EXACT!! FACE!! AND I WAS RIGHT

*Reno, Rude and the rest of the Turks watch on in horror as Tseng does a backflip*

[dying-moonlight]

reno: *enters rufus's office* hey how y'all doin—

darkstar: *growls ferally*

reno: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! GET YO FUCKING DAWG BIT—

rufus: it don't bite.

reno: YES IT DO!!!!!!!!

[incorrect-strife-quotes]

Cloud: You expect me to stop her?

Sephiroth: Isn’t she your teammate?

Cloud: Aerith is her own woman.

Cloud: And I really want to see you get hit with a chair.