Incorrect Worldless blog, where almost every character says the most random of things.Ran by OCTAfan (@octahedral-chaos)
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Aven: The first time Edda opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside they yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
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Old One: Do you need help getting up?
Edda: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.
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Edda: This can’t get any worse. Can it?
Lightning Nightmare: Sure it can - just give me a minute.
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Edda: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Old One: No... well, their slowness.
Edda: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Edda: Now I have a plan.
Edda: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
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Old One: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
Edda: Forty five seconds?!?
Old One: No! I said four TO five seconds.
Edda, hugging Old One: Too late.
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Edda: *Picks up hammer and breaks ringing cell phone.*
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Aven: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
Demon: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Dark Paladin : *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*
Aven: *shoots it*
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Dark Paladin: You... you saved me. You're not a beast at all. YOU'RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY UGLY HERO!
Demon: Call me ugly again, and maybe I will eat you.
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Lightning Nightmare: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
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Summum: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?
Quimera: The afterlife, I guess.
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Angel: *seductively takes off glasses*
Angel: Wow...
Lamp: *blushes* Haha... what?
Angel: You're really fucking blurry.
#source: unknown#worldless angel#Worldless duality#Duality (Lamp)#incorrect quotes#ask to tag#tw swearing
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*while waiting outside the principal’s office*
Lightning Nightmare : What are you in for?
Edda: Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you?
Lightning Nightmare: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver.
Edda:
Lightning Nightmare:
Edda: We live very different lives.
Lightning Nightmare: Yes we do.
#source: unknown#worldless edda#worldless lightning nightmare#incorrect quotes#ask to tag#tw stab mention
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Edda: How has life been treating you lately?
Quimera: Horribly.
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*talking about Summum*
Edda: They are beauty.
Yin-Yang: They are grace.
Old One, runnning into the room: THEY CAN DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE!
#source: unknown#worldless edda#Worldless Yin-Yang#Worldless Old One#worldless summum#incorrect quotes#ask to tag#Tw all caps
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Edda: Hey you’re pretty cool.
Aven: Prepare to be disappointed.
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Yin-Yang: What happened?!
Summum: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Yin-Yang: Sh-short??
Summum: Shit's fucked.
Yin-Yang: Okay, long.
Summum: Shit's very fucked.
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Adaptation, upon learning how Dark Paladin did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?
Dark Paladin: Well, not really.
Adaptation: You’re just a liar.
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