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Sherlock: We’ve got great disguises for everyone.

John: Does mine involve wearing a skirt and lipstick?

Sherlock: No.

John: Awesome!

Sherlock: But Mycroft’s does.

Mycroft: Not fair!

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Sherlock (to Moriarty):  You need me? To help you?

John: Don’t do it! He’s evil!

Moriarty: I know he is, but I don’t have a choice!

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Molly: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honour know how much they're loved. Sherlock has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for him.

John: By forcing him to have fun at a party that he doesn't want to be at?

Irene: I knew you'd understand.

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Sherlock: The old 818 train line. Famous for criminal activity. That's why it's closed off.

John: The signs say "Closed for renovations."

Sherlock: That's what they want you to think.

John: Who is they?

Sherlock: Exactly.

John: What?

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John: In the short time I’ve known you, you’ve wrecked our home, revealed several criminals, and almost got me killed. Twice.

Sherlock: Four times if you count each criminal as an individual time

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Molly: Did you just refer to your knife as a ‘people opener’?

Eurus: Should I not have?

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John: When we go out I expect you to be on your best behaviour 

Sherlock: That’s right, Rosie

John: I was talking to you 

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Mary: Okay, I’ve called you all to this meeting because some of us don't seem to get along

Sherlock: Mycroft and I are literally the only ones you called here

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Eurus: Did I ever tell you how much I respect you?

Sherlock: What?

Eurus: Don't get me wrong, I never liked you, you're sort of prissy, but in this moment, when you stood toe-to-toe with me and won, I gotta say you had balls, kid.

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Sherlock: Oh, great, so she gets an A- and I get a broken eye and a black nose

John: I think you meant--

Sherlock: I know what I meant.

Molly: My dog has a black nose. It's so cute, like a baby meatball!

Sherlock: Meatballs are brown.

Molly: YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME! 

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Eurus: I accidentally poisoned someone’s drink but I forgot which 

Mycroft: What?

John: The fuck?

Sherlock: With the way dinner’s going I hope is mine

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John: You're up early 

Sherlock:

John: you never went to sleep, do you?!

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Anderson: Hey, Sherlock!

Sherlock: New phone, who this?

Anderson: You can’t do that in person, I’m in front of you!

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Lestrade: Well done, Sherlock. I've never been more proud of you.

Sherlock: Really? I solved a lot of cases for you.

Lestrade: And yet crime has continued.

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John: What's the worst that Moriarty could do?

Sherlock: Hack into any database. Access launch codes for nuclear missiles.

Mycroft: Destroy the world's economy.

Sherlock: I think I capped it with the nuclear missiles.

Mycroft: Yes, yours was better.

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"You know what's funny about Sherlock? He's my best friend. And anyone who hurt him is someone I would murder, probably.

John Watson